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(Adding legal dictionary so we non-Yanks can follow along. In place of the old ongoing events, I suggest we mark Chris's current status and when the next event in his legal history will be.)
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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
<center>''Chris is now [[Chris and the law|in gaol]] for alleged [[incest]]. His next court hearing is to be '''16 September 2021'''.''</center>


*'''5 August''' - Chris is arraigned at Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. During the hearing, he demands to be allowed back home to collect his toys, and is held without bail until 16 September.
*'''5 August''' - Chris is [https://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/arraignment arraigned] at Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. During [https://archive.md/xj5Nx the hearing], he demands to be allowed back home to collect his toys, and is held without [https://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/bail bail].
*'''3 August''' - The license plates for Chris's car, the '''[[Son-Chu]]''', [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVOsqOJ1E5U were stolen].
*'''3 August''' - The license plates for Chris's car, the '''[[Son-Chu]]''', [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVOsqOJ1E5U were stolen].
*'''2 August''' - '''[[Patreon]]''' officially shuts down Chris's page following the allegations exposed in the past week.
*'''2 August''' - '''[[Patreon]]''' officially shuts down Chris's page following the allegations exposed in the past week.
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.


To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Revision as of 00:23, 6 August 2021

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It is currently April 2024.
Chris is now in gaol for alleged incest. His next court hearing is to be 16 September 2021.
  • 5 August - Chris is arraigned at Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. During the hearing, he demands to be allowed back home to collect his toys, and is held without bail.
  • 3 August - The license plates for Chris's car, the Son-Chu, were stolen.
  • 2 August - Patreon officially shuts down Chris's page following the allegations exposed in the past week.
  • 1 August - Police detain Chris on charges of incest. His arrest is caught on camera by livestreamers, while Chris insists that the Dimensional Merge is still happening.
  • 31 July - Null announces a refund to donors of the GoFundMe that was intended to fund Chris's trip to Everfree Northwest. Later, Null cuts ties with Chris and notifies the police, following a conversation between them in which Null finds that Chris lied to him about his financial situation and that Chris has taken money from his mother's bank account in a potential violation of the protective order. Null also leaks a chatlog from 5 July in which Chris had vaguely and misleadingly described sex with his mother as if he was simply in a relationship with an older woman.
  • 30 July - A welfare check is conducted over the incest allegations. An emergency protective order is issued forbidding Chris from contacting his mother and from being at the Chandler house until 5 August. In the wake of the scandal, Chris trends on Twitter, and Everfree Northwest bans him from attending its upcoming convention.
  • 29 July - Audio leaks of Chris allegedly admitting to having sexual intercourse with his mother since 27 June 2021.
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit Kiwi Farms.

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.