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{{quote|I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt.|Chris on the shirt, nonchalantly revealing Barb has hoarded twenty bags of old clothing without even bothering to dry them off.<ref name=found>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering The Classic shirt for $12,000 minimum]]</ref>}} | {{quote|I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt.|Chris on the shirt, nonchalantly revealing Barb has hoarded twenty bags of old clothing without even bothering to dry them off.<ref name=found>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering The Classic shirt for $12,000 minimum]]</ref>}} | ||
[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|thumb| | [[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|thumb|300px|Chris wearing 'The Classic' in 2007.]] | ||
[[File: | [[File:CWCTheClassic1.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Ten years later.]] | ||
'''The Classic''' is a red and blue (seemingly Ralph Lauren brand)<ref | '''The Classic''' is a red and blue (seemingly Ralph Lauren brand)<ref>[[April_2018_social_media_posts#CWC_cosplayer_is_hot]]</ref> [[Chris and fashion|rugby shirt]] formerly worn by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] from sometime before 2 [[February 2004]] to when he became a [[Tomgirl]] in [[2011]]. It was initially thought to be lost in 2014 to the [[2014 house fire|house fire at 14 Branchland Court]], but had survived at the bottom of a soaked and grimy garbage bag full of clothing. Prompted by the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris went searching for it in [[April 2017]], hoping to sell it to a fan, although no such sale came to pass. As of [[August 2018]], the original shirt is lost. In [[October 2019]], Chris acquired the 'Mark 2' Classic, almost the same as the original but sporting orange and blue instead of the original red and blue. The Classic 2.0 was seldom seen after Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest for incest]], but as of [[December 2023]], Chris has acquired a near-perfect replica of the original Classic shirt. | ||
==History== | |||
The Classic makes its first drawn appearance on Chris's "Christian's Christian" [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|custom Pokémon card]], created on 2 February 2004. The same self-portrait also appears on [[CWC's Sonichu Site]] as "CWCtoon.jpg". The shirt next appears in the classic Sonichu strip "Christian + Sonichu vs. the Mastermind!" from ''[[Sonichu 0]]'', drawn 18 March 2004. In both these early appearances the blue and white colors are inverted. In the classic strip drawn on 8 May 2004 the colors are in the correct order, although there are only two blue stripes rather than the three which the real shirt has. It would be several issues before Chris began drawing the shirt with all three blue stripes. To this day Chris still grossly exaggerates the size of the white stripes and tends to use cyan in place of navy blue. | |||
The first appearance of the Classic on video is in the [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]] clip, filmed on 20 December 2004. The shirt made many more appearances between 2005 and 2009 - Chris wore it on 25 February 2007 during [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], the first video he uploaded to YouTube. | |||
The | |||
The shirt made its last appearance of the classic Chris era on 23 [[November 2009]], when he filmed [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]. On 10 [[January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court was gutted by a fire - the shirt was thought lost by both Chris<ref>[[Autographed Photos]]</ref> and his fans until [[April 2017]], when it was found in a bag of laundry that was still damp from the water used to put the fire out. | The shirt made its last appearance of the classic Chris era on 23 [[November 2009]], when he filmed [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]. On 10 [[January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court was gutted by a fire - the shirt was thought lost by both Chris<ref>[[Autographed Photos]]</ref> and his fans until [[April 2017]], when it was found in a bag of laundry that was still damp from the water used to put the fire out. | ||
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{{quotebox|I'll probably have another cold or something; my throat felt the familiar scratchy after going through those bags; a few of them had wet dirt and wall lining in them. Dang house fire. [It's] like cat litter.<ref name=found2/>}} | {{quotebox|I'll probably have another cold or something; my throat felt the familiar scratchy after going through those bags; a few of them had wet dirt and wall lining in them. Dang house fire. [It's] like cat litter.<ref name=found2/>}} | ||
After finding The Classic, and inspired by the successful sale of the [[Sonic Totem]] relic for $1,500 two weeks before, he listed the shirt on [[eBay]] for $12,000 minimum on 19 April 2017. He immediately snapped a photo of it, then posted it for the listing, not realizing that the mold growth evident in the picture would not | After finding The Classic, and inspired by the successful sale of the [[Sonic Totem]] relic for $1,500 two weeks before, he listed the shirt on [[eBay]] for $12,000 minimum on 19 April 2017. He immediately snapped a photo of it, then posted it for the listing, not realizing that the mold growth evident in the picture would not entice sales. He later washed it and posted a new photo to eBay, replacing the original one. | ||
[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|left|200px|thumb|The same shirt after being washed. The holes and other damages allegedly | [[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|left|200px|thumb|The same shirt after being washed. The holes and other damages allegedly would've been fixed using the funds raised from the sale, according to Chris.]] | ||
Later, he recorded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote it, donning the shirt for the first time in years (having last worn it in 2009's [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]). Three days later, the auction ended at $25,100. The winning bidder did not pay. | Later, he recorded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote it, donning the shirt for the first time in years (having last worn it in 2009's [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]). Three days later, the auction ended at $25,100. The winning bidder did not pay. | ||
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==Restoration effort== | ==Restoration effort== | ||
{{quote|Beyond Help|Multiple tailors and cleaners, upon seeing the shirt, according to Chris.<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Q&A on restored shirt]]</ref>}} | |||
{{quote| | {{quote|Could any of you haters sew any better? The hole was large; I sewed as good as possible, then I reinforced the latter with the patch covers. If anything, this not only keeps it as iconic, but marks it as [[Chris and his Ego|another masterpiece from myself, making it worth more.]]|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Repairing The Classic|29 April 2017]], on his effort to restore the shirt.}} | ||
[[File:cwc sewing3.jpeg|thumb|A "masterpiece." Note the poorly-color matched stitching on the arm, with the white thread not fitting the faded white stripes on the shirt at all.]] | |||
Chris began an effort to restore the shirt on 29 April 2017. The shirt had sustained large tears as a result of neglect. He asked several professional tailors to repair it; however, they turned down the job as being too difficult.<ref>[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]</ref> Undeterred, Chris set out to fix it himself. | |||
Chris began an effort to restore the shirt on 29 April 2017. The shirt had sustained large tears as a result of neglect. He asked several professional tailors to repair it; however, they turned down the job as being too difficult<ref>[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]</ref> | |||
He recorded [[Speed Sewing Announcement|90 minutes]] of him sewing up the shirt and [[May 2017 tweets|posted several before-and-after photos to Twitter]]. | He recorded [[Speed Sewing Announcement|90 minutes]] of him sewing up the shirt and [[May 2017 tweets|posted several before-and-after photos to Twitter]]. | ||
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*Incorrect type of needle | *Incorrect type of needle | ||
*Patches which are incompatible with the shirt | *Patches which are incompatible with the shirt | ||
*Not trying to | *Not trying to color-match the new thread with the shirt's colors | ||
*Not taking measures to prevent frays or shrinkage | *Not taking measures to prevent frays or shrinkage | ||
*Not applying the patching to the inside of the shirt | *Not applying the patching to the inside of the shirt | ||
After "a few hours" of work, Chris declared his effort a "masterpiece" and said The Classic is "worth more" because of it<ref>[[2017 tweets#Repairing The Classic]]</ref> | After "a few hours" of work, Chris declared his effort a "masterpiece" and said The Classic is "worth more" because of it.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Repairing The Classic]]</ref> At the time of that statement, he believed he had already made a sale on it for $25,100. | ||
On 4 May, after five days of work, Chris completed the restoration.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#The Classic, restored]]</ref> He signed it, and celebrated the job by wearing it in public. | |||
By 2018, the shirt deteriorated. Chris attended [[TooManyGames]] with the shirt in June of that year, with photographs of him wearing it at the event showing the shirt practically falling apart, and some of the stitching Chris had attempted to carry out having split or frayed in places. On 4 July, he posted to Twitter asking for Ralph Lauren's help in either reproducing or restoring his shirt.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts]]</ref> This did not come to pass, and Chris would still regularly wear the rapidly-degrading fabric. By this point, it would be easier to just buy a new one than attempt to repair it. | |||
On | ==Loss== | ||
On 10 [[August 2018]], Chris revealed in a text message to the [[Teen Troon Squad]] that The Classic was lost by [[Barb]] cleaning his room while he was away at [[BronyCon]]. Whether Barb's intention was [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Borb vs MAGfest|payback for leaving her]] for the weekend or out of [[Barbara Chandler#Memory loss|forgetfulness]], Chris responded by [[Affair with Mother|hitting and humping a pillow effigy representing his mother]] in front of her.<ref>[[Teen Troon Squad chats]]</ref> He would then search for a replacement, which is first seen during the [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]] video. | |||
==Replica== | |||
On 21 [[December 2023]], in what can only be described as a true and honest [[Messiah complex|Christmas]] Miracle, Chris was spotted wearing what appeared to be a near-perfect replica of The Classic while having dinner with [[Flutter]].<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant]]</ref> This marked the first time he was seen wearing it in over five years. Later, in [[January 2024]], Chris wore the replica Classic shirt during an [[Keffals videos#The Chris Chan Interview|interview]] with [[Keffals]]. The replica lacks the thin white stripes of the original shirt, but otherwise appears virtually identical. | |||
==Short-sleeved variant== | |||
Circa 2005 Chris also wore a short-sleeved shirt with a very similar design but with more stripes. The shirt was much too small for him, even more so than his other shirts. Fortunately he always wore it with another shirt underneath. The shirt's current fate is unknown. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<center><gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
File:5-3 A1 classic.jpeg| | Image:Christshirt1.png|An illustration of The Classic | ||
File: | File:093-CWCtoon.jpg|Chris's first self-portrait in the Classic, drawn on or before 2 February 2004. | ||
File:Sonichu - Issue 0, Cover.jpg|The internet's first glimpse of The Classic. | |||
File:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|The short-sleeved clown shirt in 2005. | |||
File:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|Another picture in the short-sleeved shirt, December 2005. | |||
File:D1 BA2 classic.jpeg|The horribly worn-out shirt in 2017. | |||
File:D1 BA3 classic.jpeg|Another photo of the shirt in 2017. | |||
File:D1 BA4 classic.jpeg|... and another. | |||
File:5-3 A1 classic.jpeg|"Restored." | |||
File:CWCTheClassic1.jpg|In public. | |||
File:CWCTheClassic2.jpg|Back view. | |||
File:Classic Oct 2017.PNG|Promoting his [[Patreon]] and [[Redbubble]] in [[October 2017]]. | File:Classic Oct 2017.PNG|Promoting his [[Patreon]] and [[Redbubble]] in [[October 2017]]. | ||
File:Chrisattoomanygames.jpg|Seen with Chris and a [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] standee at [[TooManyGames]], 2018. By this point, several areas of Chris's stitching had burst or been torn open due to their poor condition. | |||
File:CWC_4th_of_July_2018.jpg|4th of July, looking like a homeless person. Note the large tear in the sleeve, as well as the rip in his skirt. | |||
File:ClassicShirtCard.jpg|Chris' [[TSSSF]] card for the classic. | |||
File:Chris&FlutterItalianRestaurantDecember2023 2.png|Could it be..? | |||
File:Cwc-jan2024.jpeg|It's a miracle! | |||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
==Sources== | ==Sources== | ||
<references/> | <references/> | ||
{{articleofthenow}} | |||
{{Relics of Fail}} | {{Relics of Fail}} | ||
{{BusinessList}} | {{BusinessList}} | ||
[[Category:Relics of Fail]] | [[Category:Relics of Fail]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:59, 17 January 2024
| “ | I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt. | ” |
| Chris on the shirt, nonchalantly revealing Barb has hoarded twenty bags of old clothing without even bothering to dry them off.[1] | ||
The Classic is a red and blue (seemingly Ralph Lauren brand)[2] rugby shirt formerly worn by Chris from sometime before 2 February 2004 to when he became a Tomgirl in 2011. It was initially thought to be lost in 2014 to the house fire at 14 Branchland Court, but had survived at the bottom of a soaked and grimy garbage bag full of clothing. Prompted by the Financhu Crisis, Chris went searching for it in April 2017, hoping to sell it to a fan, although no such sale came to pass. As of August 2018, the original shirt is lost. In October 2019, Chris acquired the 'Mark 2' Classic, almost the same as the original but sporting orange and blue instead of the original red and blue. The Classic 2.0 was seldom seen after Chris's arrest for incest, but as of December 2023, Chris has acquired a near-perfect replica of the original Classic shirt.
History
The Classic makes its first drawn appearance on Chris's "Christian's Christian" custom Pokémon card, created on 2 February 2004. The same self-portrait also appears on CWC's Sonichu Site as "CWCtoon.jpg". The shirt next appears in the classic Sonichu strip "Christian + Sonichu vs. the Mastermind!" from Sonichu 0, drawn 18 March 2004. In both these early appearances the blue and white colors are inverted. In the classic strip drawn on 8 May 2004 the colors are in the correct order, although there are only two blue stripes rather than the three which the real shirt has. It would be several issues before Chris began drawing the shirt with all three blue stripes. To this day Chris still grossly exaggerates the size of the white stripes and tends to use cyan in place of navy blue.
The first appearance of the Classic on video is in the All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend clip, filmed on 20 December 2004. The shirt made many more appearances between 2005 and 2009 - Chris wore it on 25 February 2007 during Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE, the first video he uploaded to YouTube.
The shirt made its last appearance of the classic Chris era on 23 November 2009, when he filmed CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation. On 10 January 2014, 14 Branchland Court was gutted by a fire - the shirt was thought lost by both Chris[3] and his fans until April 2017, when it was found in a bag of laundry that was still damp from the water used to put the fire out.
Offered for sale
| “ | Be glad I found it. | ” |
| Chris[4] | ||
Following the house fire and subsequent renovation, the Chandlers moved back into 14 Branchland Court. Naturally, Barb insisted on bringing the hoard back into the house, even the portions ruined by the fire or the efforts to extinguish it. The laundry room became a dumping ground for "a mountain pile" of trash bags filled with water-damaged clothing.[1]
The trash bags festered for three years. In April 2017, when Chris sifted through them in his quest to find The Classic, the contents were laced with mold. Chris, being naive, failed to realize the health risks.
| I'll probably have another cold or something; my throat felt the familiar scratchy after going through those bags; a few of them had wet dirt and wall lining in them. Dang house fire. [It's] like cat litter.[4] |
After finding The Classic, and inspired by the successful sale of the Sonic Totem relic for $1,500 two weeks before, he listed the shirt on eBay for $12,000 minimum on 19 April 2017. He immediately snapped a photo of it, then posted it for the listing, not realizing that the mold growth evident in the picture would not entice sales. He later washed it and posted a new photo to eBay, replacing the original one.
Later, he recorded Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt to promote it, donning the shirt for the first time in years (having last worn it in 2009's CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation). Three days later, the auction ended at $25,100. The winning bidder did not pay.
Humorously, Chris fails to realize that $25,100 is a gross overestimate of how much money would be required to repair a piece of clothing, even those affected by water damage.
Restoration effort
| “ | Beyond Help | ” |
| Multiple tailors and cleaners, upon seeing the shirt, according to Chris.[5] | ||
| “ | Could any of you haters sew any better? The hole was large; I sewed as good as possible, then I reinforced the latter with the patch covers. If anything, this not only keeps it as iconic, but marks it as another masterpiece from myself, making it worth more. | ” |
| Chris, 29 April 2017, on his effort to restore the shirt. | ||
Chris began an effort to restore the shirt on 29 April 2017. The shirt had sustained large tears as a result of neglect. He asked several professional tailors to repair it; however, they turned down the job as being too difficult.[6] Undeterred, Chris set out to fix it himself.
He recorded 90 minutes of him sewing up the shirt and posted several before-and-after photos to Twitter.
A commentator on Kiwi Farms noted the issues with his project[7]:
- Incorrect type of needle
- Patches which are incompatible with the shirt
- Not trying to color-match the new thread with the shirt's colors
- Not taking measures to prevent frays or shrinkage
- Not applying the patching to the inside of the shirt
After "a few hours" of work, Chris declared his effort a "masterpiece" and said The Classic is "worth more" because of it.[8] At the time of that statement, he believed he had already made a sale on it for $25,100.
On 4 May, after five days of work, Chris completed the restoration.[9] He signed it, and celebrated the job by wearing it in public.
By 2018, the shirt deteriorated. Chris attended TooManyGames with the shirt in June of that year, with photographs of him wearing it at the event showing the shirt practically falling apart, and some of the stitching Chris had attempted to carry out having split or frayed in places. On 4 July, he posted to Twitter asking for Ralph Lauren's help in either reproducing or restoring his shirt.[10] This did not come to pass, and Chris would still regularly wear the rapidly-degrading fabric. By this point, it would be easier to just buy a new one than attempt to repair it.
Loss
On 10 August 2018, Chris revealed in a text message to the Teen Troon Squad that The Classic was lost by Barb cleaning his room while he was away at BronyCon. Whether Barb's intention was payback for leaving her for the weekend or out of forgetfulness, Chris responded by hitting and humping a pillow effigy representing his mother in front of her.[11] He would then search for a replacement, which is first seen during the Dimensional Merge Announcements video.
Replica
On 21 December 2023, in what can only be described as a true and honest Christmas Miracle, Chris was spotted wearing what appeared to be a near-perfect replica of The Classic while having dinner with Flutter.[12] This marked the first time he was seen wearing it in over five years. Later, in January 2024, Chris wore the replica Classic shirt during an interview with Keffals. The replica lacks the thin white stripes of the original shirt, but otherwise appears virtually identical.
Short-sleeved variant
Circa 2005 Chris also wore a short-sleeved shirt with a very similar design but with more stripes. The shirt was much too small for him, even more so than his other shirts. Fortunately he always wore it with another shirt underneath. The shirt's current fate is unknown.
Gallery
An illustration of The Classic
Chris's first self-portrait in the Classic, drawn on or before 2 February 2004.
The internet's first glimpse of The Classic.
The short-sleeved clown shirt in 2005.
Another picture in the short-sleeved shirt, December 2005.
The horribly worn-out shirt in 2017.
Another photo of the shirt in 2017.
... and another.
"Restored."
In public.
Back view.
Promoting his Patreon and Redbubble in October 2017.
Seen with Chris and a Sonichu standee at TooManyGames, 2018. By this point, several areas of Chris's stitching had burst or been torn open due to their poor condition.
4th of July, looking like a homeless person. Note the large tear in the sleeve, as well as the rip in his skirt.
Chris' TSSSF card for the classic.
Could it be..?
It's a miracle!
Sources
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering The Classic shirt for $12,000 minimum
- ↑ April_2018_social_media_posts#CWC_cosplayer_is_hot
- ↑ Autographed Photos
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 April 2017 Facebook posts#Shirt update
- ↑ May 2017 tweets#Q&A on restored shirt
- ↑ Speed Sewing Announcement
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-29-speed-sewing-announcment.30443/page-16#post-2236362
- ↑ 2017 tweets#Repairing The Classic
- ↑ May 2017 Facebook posts#The Classic, restored
- ↑ July 2018 social media posts
- ↑ Teen Troon Squad chats
- ↑ Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant
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