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[[Image:The-eye-of-judgement.jpg|thumb|right|It's not a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] rip off.]]
 
The '''Eye of Judgment''' is a video game for little children, and the only reason [[Chris]] apologised to [[the Game Place]]. According to [[Wikipedia]] the cards are $3.99 per booster pack. If Chris is ever allowed access to [[the Game Place]] again, one can assume this is where most of his [[monthly tugboat]] will be sailing.
[[Image:The-eye-of-judgement.jpg|thumb|It's not a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] rip off.]]
 
'''''The Eye of Judgment'''''  is a [[Card games|card battle]] [[video game]] developed by [[Sony]] for the [[PS3]], and the only reason [[Chris]] apologized to [[The GAMe PLACe]].


==Tournament==
==Tournament==
In his [[2009#March|March 18th]] video, Chris mentions he'll be playing in The Eye of Judgment: The Dioskuri Tournament, in which he hopes to attain a spot in the top 100 in order to win 3 promo cards. Considering he is most probably still banned from [[the Game Place]] (which is the only place he can buy the cards from), he is very likely to just have the cards that the game came with, thus limiting his performance in the tournament. We can assume from [[Chop_Chop_Onion's_Rap_Showdown|past competitions]] that Chris expects to win this, and if he doesn't place in the top 100 he will [[Kick the Autistic|complain]] about how he was wronged and deserves to have won the cards.
In his [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|March 18th 2009]] video, Chris mentioned he would  play in The Eye of Judgment: The Dioskuri Tournament, with the hopes of attaining a spot in the top 100 in order to win 3 promo cards. Considering he was still banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] (which he said was the only place he could buy cards from), it is very likely that he only had the cards that the game came with, thus limiting his performance. It can be assumed from [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|past competitions]] that Chris expected to win the competition, although it is unknown if Chris ever won the competition, won the cards, or even participated, as he never brought up the tournament again.


==Custom cards==
==Custom cards==
In [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out For a Hero]], Chris apparently took the "sweethearts just love it when you confess your love to them by talking about your hobbies" route, and showed his [[fail|amazing]] custom Eye of Judgment cards. We now know that when Chris enters epic high fantasy dimensions, thorough the lands, [[Monty Python|there are some who call him...]] "Christian C." Given that the cards work by being scanned by a special reader, it's unknown how he expects these things to work--unless he's printed new names and descriptions over patterns for existing cards, as he did with [[Animal Crossing]] cards. Or they don't work, and he pretends they do. Which is more hilarious? You choose.
[[Image:CWCEOJ.jpg|thumb|It's great!]]
 
In [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out For a Hero]], Chris apparently decided [[sweetheart]]s just love it when you confess your love to them by talking about your hobbies, and showed his amazing custom ''Eye of Judgment'' cards. We now know that when Chris enters epic high fantasy dimensions, [[Monty Python|there are those who call him...]] "Christian C.", the Hero of the [[CWCville]] Empire, "[[JERKS|Add 8 to his attack if his target is MALE]]".
 
Given that the cards work by being scanned by the [[PSEye]], it's unknown how he expects these things to work. He may have printed new names and descriptions over patterns for existing cards, as he did with ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' cards. There's actually a chance that the cards ''actually work'', as Wikipedia claims that due to the shit-tastic image recognition technology the game uses, even hand-drawn copies of existing cards work (though given Chris's absolute lack of anything resembling talent in the realm of [[Chris and art|hand artery]], this remains quite unlikely). Most likely, they don't work, and he pretends they do.


Regrettably, the [[Ivy]] saga ended before high-quality scans of these cards materialized. (Or, they're withheld for further lulz. Who knows.)
It is still possible to play the game IRL without the use of the Playstation 3, but even in that case his cards (like all his [[Wall of Originals|custom abominations]]) are horribly unbalanced and [[rainbow|several shades of retarded]].


==See also==
==See also==
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==External links==
==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:The_Eye_of_Judgment|The Eye of Judgment Wikipedia article]]
*[[Wikipedia:The Eye of Judgment|''The Eye of Judgment'' Wikipedia article]]


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[[Category:Video Games]]

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It's not a Yu-Gi-Oh! rip off.

The Eye of Judgment is a card battle video game developed by Sony for the PS3, and the only reason Chris apologized to The GAMe PLACe.

Tournament

In his March 18th 2009 video, Chris mentioned he would play in The Eye of Judgment: The Dioskuri Tournament, with the hopes of attaining a spot in the top 100 in order to win 3 promo cards. Considering he was still banned from The GAMe PLACe (which he said was the only place he could buy cards from), it is very likely that he only had the cards that the game came with, thus limiting his performance. It can be assumed from past competitions that Chris expected to win the competition, although it is unknown if Chris ever won the competition, won the cards, or even participated, as he never brought up the tournament again.

Custom cards

It's great!

In Holding Out For a Hero, Chris apparently decided sweethearts just love it when you confess your love to them by talking about your hobbies, and showed his amazing custom Eye of Judgment cards. We now know that when Chris enters epic high fantasy dimensions, there are those who call him... "Christian C.", the Hero of the CWCville Empire, "Add 8 to his attack if his target is MALE".

Given that the cards work by being scanned by the PSEye, it's unknown how he expects these things to work. He may have printed new names and descriptions over patterns for existing cards, as he did with Animal Crossing cards. There's actually a chance that the cards actually work, as Wikipedia claims that due to the shit-tastic image recognition technology the game uses, even hand-drawn copies of existing cards work (though given Chris's absolute lack of anything resembling talent in the realm of hand artery, this remains quite unlikely). Most likely, they don't work, and he pretends they do.

It is still possible to play the game IRL without the use of the Playstation 3, but even in that case his cards (like all his custom abominations) are horribly unbalanced and several shades of retarded.

See also

External links