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In these two videos, uploaded on [[2009#March|27 March 2009]], [[Chris]] provides a '''tour of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]]''' and the property that it's on. Such a video had been requested by both [[Julie]]<ref>[[IRC (15 December 2008)]]</ref> and [[Ivy]].<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> Like his own room, Chris's entire house is filled with junk.
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Sometime in late [[August 2009]], Chris's parents found out about the video and [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|hilarity ensued]].


==Inside==




{{Infobox/video
| name          = Tour of Chris's House - Inside
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|7Wm7CXci2TM}}
| stardate      = 27 [[March 2009]]
| previous      = [[CWC_Major_Update_26_March_2009#Video|CWC Major Update 26 March 2009]]
| next          = [[#Outside|Tour of Chris's House - Outside]]
}}
{{quote|My family is a bunch of pack rats…|Chris, uttering the understatement of the century}}


=== Transcript ===


[''drops camera, which lands pointing at an empty wall'']


Ow.


[''grunts and strains with effort to move things around off-screen'']


[''Natalie Imbruglia’s "Torn" plays in the background for a while'']


[''finally picks camera up'']


Still recording?!


[''starts tour'']


I’d say—well, that was the, uh… bathroom. I have to fix the door.


Um… here’s ''a'' bathroom. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|I take my shower in here ''often'']]. Uh… use some… [[Axe]] and… Head & Shoulders.
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Bathroom sink… and a ''commode''.


Got a card t-table there… that I, uh, would sometimes set up when I wanna… play [[card games|cards]] in my room or something… or when I wanna do some work.


This is the ''kitchen''. Well, uh, just decided to leave the tree up, w-without the, uh, star on top. Yeah, it—it’s a bit of a ''mess''. But… at least we’ve got enough room to warm up a ''pizza'' or wash ''dishes''. All that good stuff. The bare essentials.


And… this ''was''… the living room. Again: before we… cluttered it up with so much… ''mess''.


And… go downstairs. Here’s the front door.


Goin’ outside. See some of it.


Here’s [[Chandler_Cats#Kitty_Chandler|Kitty]]. [''uses a baby-talk voice''] Hello, Kittyyy! What ya lookin’ at? Kitty, Kitty! Hello, Kitty, Kitty! Pretty!


Mmm… go downstairs further.


This would be the music room. Again: before it got cluttered. But now, my mom sleeps in here often.


Yep.


[''sighs loudly in a tone of despair''] My family is a bunch of pack rats…


Mmm…


Downstairs bathroom. Not much goin’ on in here.


And then, ''another'' hallway.
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The… utility room. There’s a… washer and dryer… [''The [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" red and blue striped shirt]] can be seen''] and a hallway right outside… the door.


[''speaks in whispers''] This was the family room. It got cluttered and stuff.


Hi, [[Bob Chandler|Pop]]!


Bob: Hello, my son!


What’cha up to?


Bob: Watchin' tv.


Okay. Goin’ outta here!


[''Bob says something that’s unintelligible'']


Okay!


And… nowadays, the family room’s just basically used for… my dad viewing television… uh, a little bit of ''comfort''. And… he sleeps alone on that bed over there.


[''abruptly stops recording'']


==Outside==




{{Infobox/video
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| name          = Tour of Chris's House - Outside
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|reiGhxyZ4ok}}
| stardate      = 27 [[March 2009]]
| previous      = [[#Inside|Tour of Chris's House - Inside]]
| next          = [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009#Video|CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009]]
}}
{{quote|Got bats in our belfry.}}


=== Transcript ===


Alright. So, we’ve seen the inside, so… let’s take a look outside and… [''uses a baby-talk voice with his cat''] ''let the kitty come in!'' She wants to come in! Huh, [[Chandler_Cats#Kitty_Chandler|Kitty]]? [''Kitty comes inside as Chris heads outside''] See ya later!


Yep. Some of the front yard. Uh, it’s… a bit of a cloudy day.


[''groans weakly''] A branch hit my ear.


This is the front of the house.


[''exhales loudly''] This would be my father’s-- some of my father’s ''day lily garden''. More beautiful… during the ''summertime'', but the flowers have not yet bloomed.


Uh… my father’s… garden shed. He comes out here and listens to, uh… music on ''warm days''. Got all that good stuff in there. Got a swing in there. A swing.


Uh… ''a'' side of the house. Got bats in our belfry.


We got more stuff around here.


There’s an arboretum.


Uh… that would be the workshop. Uh… again: or—at least it used to be a workshop before… the inside got cluttered with… more junk.


And… more flower beds look bare in the summer time.


We have a ''hill''. It’s a hill. How would you say “a hill”? It’s a hill!


Uh… can’t see the front of the—uh, the front door… of the, uh, workshop clearly because it’s ''cluttered''.
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This is the back of the house. Gotta have a back porch. That’s cluttered, too.


That’s our, uh… ''gazebo''.


I just tripped over a ''branch''.


[''sighs''] I could see it better if we didn’t have so many ''trees!''


This is Patty’s ''pen''. My dog. Yeah, God rest her soul, God… ''bless'' her soul.


Down here a little bit. Yeah… we buried her right there next to the gazebo! And… there’s her doghouse! Yeah, this branch… fell down from… that tree. Uh… it’s too heavy to pick up.


That would be the, uh, ''back door''… but… that door’s cluttered with stuff, so we can’t go in ''that'' way.


There—there’s a tractor. And… ''cars''.


And, uh… ''oh, yeah''… there’s the, uh… arch where I sat down and… did that fun little picture of me and Patti sitting together.


Is that our cat? Hi, [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper_Chandler|Scamper]]! What’chu doin’ over there?


[''uses a baby-talk voice with his cats'']


Yeah. There’s [[Chandler_Cats#Lucy_Chandler|Lucy]]. Hi, Lucy.


Yeah. Hi, buddy! What’cha up to?


Hi, Lucy! Lucy, Lucy! Pretty baby!
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Hi, buddy! Just wandering about, aren’t you? Yeah.


[''switches back to his normal voice'']


And, uh… in the distance there, that’s… our ''mailbox''.


Just an ''old'' mailbox. It’s painted, but… it lost the paint due to weather.


Anyway… that’s our house! Hope you enjoyed, uh… a little bit of a ''tour''. Have a good day.


And, uh, unless you’re invited-- ''unless'' you’re invited, ''no trespassing''.


Again: that’s our house.


==Fan videos==


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| name          = Resident Chris-chan
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|RQWknv8GOT4}}
| stardate      = 11 [[April 2009]]
| maker          = MewLime
| subject        = | type          = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Resident Chris-chan 2: Homecomeuppance
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|meAO487S0zM}}
| stardate      = 03 [[May 2009]]
| maker          = MewLime
| subject        = | type          = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Chris Chan: A Post Nuclear Autistic Role Playing Game
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|DiA6Bp_L6yo}}
| stardate      = 29 [[January 2010]]
| maker          = RandomVideoDump
| subject        = | type          = }}


==See also==
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
==References==
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]


[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2009| 2009-03-27]]
 
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