Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder

Sonichu and Rosechu attempting to understand the magnitude of this card game’s autism.

“	to Everyone: Be GLAD I am actually making towards availability “canon” Sonichu Merchandise by mine, and Magi-Chan’s, Efforts and Work. The Books Will Continue, Obviously. BUT Enjoy what will be something More Awesome to Play with your friends. Shut Up, Haters. ⚡️💙⚡️	”
Chris demonstrates his customer service skills towards people who wanted more Sonichu comics instead of his homemade Shipfic cards.^[1]

Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder or TSSSF is a fan-made My Little Pony trading card game that satirizes the Internet phenomena known as shipping. Unsurprisingly, Chris has latched onto this card game, presumably learning about it at BronyCon 2019, and has produced a number of original cards for the game based off of his Sonichu characters and those of others, not unlike his Wall of Originals. Chris has created well over 88 cards so far, with coutless more seen in the numerous spreads on twitter.

Goal Cards

Card	Name	Icon	Effect	Description	Date
	Telekinesis	Checkmark	Win this goal when: You move, swap or remove a minimum of four Ponies on, or from, the board during a single turn.	"Your mind is a most valuable asset; keep it clear and calm with a meditation and deep breaths."	16 August 2019
	Jerkop/Janekop Elimination	Checkmark	Win this Goal when: At least Three Jerkops and/or Janekops in any combination have been discarded or removed from the grid.	There are Too Many Jerkops and Janekops! We must take them down in the names of Love, Honesty, Heart, and Soul!	8 September 2019
	Brotherly Love	Checkmark	Win this Goal when: A sonichu (without the OC keyword) is shipped with a Sonichu with the OC keyword.	"Oh, Sonichu! Can you ever forgive me for offending you and your mother? You know you mean the world to me for all the love and support you have shown me in my creation, I shall forever cherish your love and kindess and take your caring hands in friendship" -Mitch Sonichu "Oh, Asperchu! Of course I forgive you! Let's hold hands and stroll down the beach, perhpas we'll each find us sweethearts to love and cherish as we do eachother now!" -Sonichu -"Asperchu" Book #oA	6 October 2019
File:MiscTSSSFCard.jpg	Ok K.O.! Lets Zap It Up!	Checkmark	Win this Goal When: Chris Chan, with the Sonichu Keyword, is shipped with a ⧗ with the Villain keyword.	The one-and-only Goddess-Level of all other-dimensional Chris Chan Sonichus, from Earth of Dimension 1218, she does her best for the Sonichu and Rosechu kind and Everyone, in general.	11 October 2019
	Put It On My Card	Checkmark	When this Goal is turned face up place this card underneath any Pony card presently on the Shipping grid, with the name of this card visible. The Pony card becomes a Start card, and it cannot be moved or removed from the grid. This power cannot be copied.	"When I set my mind on something, well, it sets there. But when I have the intel and know the goal, I do my best to see the task a success. But, on this instant, I'll lest a Pony on the grid have some rivalling Fanfic Author control for a while." -Chris Chan Sonichu	21 October 2019
	"CWC" Is Pronounced As "Quick"	Checkmark	Win this Goal when: Chris Chan is Shipped with Christine Chan	Kel and Rosey approah the city of Cwcville for the first time, and they read the "Welcome to Cwcville" sign. "C W C-ville?", Rosey asks. "The locals pronounce it as "Quick-ville", actually. I'm guessing it's foreign", Kel responds. And then Rosey comments, "Weird." -Rosechu's Story, -"sonichu" book #15.	21 October 2019
	UH-OH! Oh, Well!	Checkmark	Win this Goal when: Blake Sonichu is Shipped with a Human Villain.	With the DNA from Sonichu (Prime) from that battle between Niatsirhc's Zapdos with him at the mall on February 25, 2003, Giovanni's scientists used their cloning machine to create their first Sonichu clone. But Bill fumbled and spilled cherry cola onto the hair fibers, making Blake Sonichu turn out red and black in colour. -"Sonichu" book #1	25 October 2019
	Protesting At @Hasbro, Inc	Check Mark	Win this Goal when: You have at least four of the individuals at the Protest on the Shipping grid, shipped together either adjacently, or in a chain. Chris Chan, Nightstar, Kun, Twilight Sparkle, Luna, Cadence, Rainbow Dash, Lightweight, and/or Zap Note.	NO! TO #GOPony. Yes! To #MLPFiMSeasons10to14 Heed Us All, @Hasbro!	16 November 2019

Pony Cards

Name	Icon	Effect	Description	Date
Magi-Chan Sonichu	Male, Alicorn	A Bit of Psychic Power (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to three Pony cards on the grid.	"You think you can just ship me with anyone? I ship myself with my loved ones, my allies and friends, and my neighbors."	16 August 2019
White Janekop	Female, Earth Pony	Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	After Walsh and Graduon overtook PVCC, they used their sorcery to control the minds of the unfortunate students who attended; literally Thousands of innocent individuals who we, the heroes, had to be very cautious not to kill. And yet, they were simply pawned off in piloting the transforming robots/vehicles that we had to counter with out local Autobots. It got disheartening.	8 September 2019
Brown Jerkop	Male, Earth Pony	Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	"By the order of our Mistress, Love Is Forbidden!" -Jerkop -"Sonichu" Book #5	8 September 2019
Brown Janekop	Female, Earth Pony	Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	After Walsh and Graduon overtook PVCC, they used their sorcery to control the minds of the unfortunate students who attended; literally Thousands of innocent individuals who we, the heroes, had to be very cautious not to kill. And yet, they were simply pawned off in piloting the transforming robots/vehicles that we had to counter with out local Autobots. It got disheartening.	8 September 2019
Red Jerkop	Male, Earth Pony	Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	"By the order of our Mistress, Love Is Forbidden!" -Jerkop -"Sonichu" Book #5	8 September 2019
Red Janekop	Female, Earth Pony	Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	After Walsh and Graduon overtook PVCC, they used their sorcery to control the minds of the unfortunate students who attended; literally Thousands of innocent individuals who we, the heroes, had to be very cautious not to kill. And yet, they were simply pawned off in piloting the transforming robots/vehicles that we had to counter with out local Autobots. It got disheartening.	8 September 2019
A Wild Sonichu	Male, Earth Pony	Quick Attack (Special): After playing this card onto the grid, you may swap it with another Pony card on the grid.	Pokemon Number 982: The evolved form of Sonee. After being exposed to the Chaos Emeralds Energies, a Pikachu transformed into Sonichu. It can collect electric energy from the air while running. A wild Sonichu caught by a trainer brings chaotically good luck -Pokedex	10 September 2019
A Wild Sonichu	Female, Earth Pony	Thundershock(New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.	Pokemon Number 982: The evolved form of Sonee. After being exposed to the Chaos Emeralds Energies, a Pikachu transformed into Sonichu. It can collect electric energy from the air while running. A wild Sonichu caught by a trainer brings chaotically good luck -Pokedex	10 September 2019
A Wild Rosechu	Female, Earth Pony	Thunderbolt (Special): If this card is shipped with a Villain, you may discard that Pony card from the grid and play a Pony card from your hand in its place. This Power cannot be copied.	Pokemon Number 979: The evolved form of Rosie. Rosechu was a Raichu that was transformed by the Chaotic Rainbow. Very resiliant [sic] and versetile [sic]; they attract everyone around them. Zapbuds are their favorite flowers. -Pokedex	10 September 2019
A Wild Rosechu	Male, Earth Pony	Charge (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.	Pokemon Number 979: The evolved form of Rosie. Rosechu was a Raichu that was transformed by the Chaotic Rainbow. Very resiliant [sic] and versetile [sic]; they attract everyone around them. Zapbuds are their favorite flowers. -Pokedex	10 September 2019
Magi-Chan	Male, Alicorn	I Realize There is Another Magi-Chan Card In This Deck (Special): You may choose to play a Pony card from the Pony discard pile instead of this card. This power cannot be copied.	I was one of the leading Special Sonichus from the chaotic Rainbow, not to mention the wisest and eldest. I, Magi-Chan Sonichu, hatched in Cerulean City's cave in 1948 mentored by the one-and-only Mewtwo, mastered my powers and abilities, traversed throughout time, space and dimensions in all directions. I am also the Guardian over the Sonichu and Rosechu Species, as well as our leading deity,-in-development, Chris Chan Sonichu.	14 September 2019
Commodore Blocke Phone	Male or Female	Commodore Blocke [sic] Phone does not have a Race. Can You Hear Me Now? (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.	After Scarlett's death in 1994, the Commodore company continued onward into other tech for the time in C-197 until when Chris Chan Sonichu would be bestowed the powers and responsibilities. Commodore had put out some cell phones and have been successful in their sales.	15 September 2019
Soul of Magi-Chan Sonichu	Male, Alicorn	Reincarnation (Special): If this card is moved discarded or removed from the grid, this card may become a blank Ship card for the next Pony card entering the grid. This power cannot be copied.	I have mastered perfect soul projection in any and all situations, including perfect reincarnation where I never lose my memory or recall at all. There are times when I'll need to leave and meditate in the cosmos and visit other distant areas for an amount of time, so I'll leave my body under good and safe care, or if need be, left for dead. I never lose my genetic makeup at all either.	18 September 2019
Vamprosa	Female, Pegasus	Dark Pulse (Swap): You may swap 2 Pony cards on the shipping grid.	Pokemon Number 980: The evolved form of Rosechu. Its bite can suck the life out of its enemies. Its cape gives it the ability to fly. When feeling peckish, they typically enjoy fruit, though they are not stranger to meat. -Pokedex	18 September 2019
Metonic	Male, Earth Pony	Slashing Blade (Special): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Villain from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	Pokemon Number 983: The evolved form of Sonichu Metonic's armor adds weight, so it can't perform a Spin Dash, but its speed stays, the same, and its spikes are diamond-sharp and durable. -Pokedex	18 September 2019
Cheval	Male, Unicorn	Firey [sic] Space (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.	A fire-electric type Sonichu, Cheval has lived a partly lonely life. He has seen many a dark and nightmarish vision or illusion. He does not want to cause trouble, yet he has inadvertently made trouble. "Edge-Lord" some call him, but he is really simply distant. He realized how he is a danger. Very few try to reach out to him; he had to keep himself emotionally closed off.	21 September 2019
Phantom Horn	Male, Unicorn	The Horn Is There! (Special): You may draw 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.	(14) - While recovering, P.H. was feeling more magic in his aura and seeing mild sparks flying off of his forehead. After returning to Equestria, it became more obvious. He removed the paper tube and found in its place a light teal-coloured functional horn. He was simply elated. But old habits die hard as he, for a while, still had the idea others still thought of him as an Earth Pony (Nobody saw him as such after this). When his horn glows, it gets a temporary transparent appearance, but functions normal and well.	3 October 2019
Strawberry Milk	Male, Earth Pony	Dude! Sex is Rad! (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.	(15) - S.M. finally gets to chillax back in his crib with his bro-heimers and chicas. Remaining one who,partly intelligent, tries to be cool and chill, and ruins a moment with a pervy comment in the name of humor. For him, to keep him feeling happy is simply the fact of, "As long as I can still dance."	3 October 2019
CPU Blue Heart -Sonichu Form	Female, Alicorn	Light Power-Up (Special): All surrounding Pony cards shipped with this card gain the Special keyword.	With Chris Chan being half-human and half-Sonichu, she has the option of this alt-form in her CPU and upgraded HDD forms. She typically runs more than fly in this form, but she can still fly.	6 October 2019
Sonichu & Rosey	Male or Female, Earth Pony	This card counts as 2 Ponies. May count as either ♂ or ♀ for all Goals, Ships, and powers. Combined Sparks (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping frid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.	With Sonichu and Rosey together, their combined powers and skills can outwit the most cunning of villain and foe.	6 October 2019
Plotted Device	Female, Unicorn	Programmed Wisdoms (Special): You may draw 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.	The Magi-Chan Sonichu of the Skullgirkls' Dimension, S-642. His original body in that dimension was too much for the exaggerated combat that take place there. A robot body, titled Plotted Device, was created in his visage. His soul possessed the robot, and he has become most durable and stable in the dimension. SHE now still maintains her psychic powers and electrical abilities, very agile too, she has rockets and gun-type weapons to boot.	10 October 2019
Zapina	Female, Pegasus	Flashlight Stinger (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	Born in the forest, alongside her BFF, Simonla Rosey, Zapina tried to follow Simonla as she was mentored, but her digging skills were lacking. Her light became obvious, so she would light the underground passageways for Simonla. Zapina was also mentored by a wild Bugzapp and a Beedrill. Zapina is a can-do, gotta get-the-job-done type of gal and really full of energy and pep. She sets her mind on something, it sets there.	17 October 2019
Sterbenchu	Male, Unicorn	This card counts as 3 Ponies. Double Team (Special): You may swap this Pony card with anohter on the grid. If you do, the swapped Pony card gains the Sonichu, Special and Clow Keywords. This power cannot be copied.	The Special Sonichu may look like a redesigned Super Sonic (and he is), but it's not totally his fault, as many, many people have done this before in making ther own Sonichu plushes or art; real twist of fate. Sterbenchu is essentially a basic Sonichu (With electric attacks and speed), without the Chaos Power-ups, but he can Clone Himself near infinitely.	18 October 2019
Robertchu	Male, Earth Pony	Jazzy Classic Tune (copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.	Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. is Chris Chan Sonichu's biological father of Dimension 1218. He was very well-educated and well-read; his specialties are in technology, spec-designs and music. He served in the US Army stationed in the Signal Corp during the Korean War, and was employed by General Electric for 25-plus years. He transitioned into his Sonichu Form in late 2016 in C-197. He is helping out at the Cwcville Bassilicom and in battle.	18 October 2019
Dimension Portal-Opening Cryzel Rosechu	Female, Unicorn	Warp Zone, Act 2 (Special): When this card is placed on the grid, you may swap this card with another Pony card on the shipping grid.	From the C-197 side of the Dimensional Iron Curtain upstairs in Chris Chan's old room, Cryzel Rosechu opens a portal that goes from inside the small closet, to the entrance to Chris Chan's bedroom downstairs in 1218 side. On a "Portal Open" call from Chris Chan in most anywhere, she can open a portal to anywhere in anydimension [sic] as she needs and pleases.	18 October 2019
Patti-Chan	Female, Unicorn	Howling Luck (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.	Weilding [sic] her wand, Patti helps defend the city of Cwcville with her swift ferocity and prowless [sic]. She was bestowed magic from a lucky five leaf clover she ate under the shining moonlight in Chris Chan's backyard in Dimension 1218 in 2006. A very kind and loyal companion and warrior, she will always do her best for everyone and herself.	21 October 2019
Doctor Ren Skysoar	Male, Unicorn	Hand Me My Screwdriver (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.	Doctor Ren Skysoar was one of the head scientists and robotics expert on Team Rocket. Skysoar and Eggman were classmates growing up, and throughout High School and College. Skysoar used to look up to Kintobar, up until when he became Eggman. Skysoar continued his studies and creating his own advanced robotics. Skysoar built the very first Metal Sonichu, adding electricity-resistant fields onto the robot.	25 October 2019
Metal Gear Sonichu	Male, Earth Pony	Silently Swift and Shockingly Deadly (Special): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place, then discard another Pony card from the grid as well. This power cannot be copied.	During times of heavy war, Sonichu will put on bullet-proof vests, pants, boots and thick goves [sic] in camouflage colours. His tactics are light-speed and silent. He will only use his firearms when his cover is blown, but that does not often happen with him on the field.	25 October 2019
Soldier of War Rosey Rosechu	Female, Earth Pony	Guns a-Blazin' (Replaced): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	During the times when there is a major war fight, Rosey answers the call, Heaviest Thunderbolts and lightning-formed artillery on-hand and at the ready. When her lightning forms machine guns, the bullets miraculously take on a metal form when shot, making each shot really count. For Our Freedom in Cwcville and the World!!!	25 October 2019
Robertchu Back at Home	Male, Earth Pony	Honey, I'm Home (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.	Every once in a while, Mister C runs back home to offer comfort to Barbara. Before the Dimension Merge's completion, she has missed him everyday, and found the solace and comfort when he comes by. He continues to carry a torch for her in his heart and soul while he helps to protect everyone in Cwcville and at this old temple of a house.	1 November 2019 (leaked)
Meditating Sylvana Rosechu	Male or Female, Alicorn	card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.	Meditating in the bedroom while Chris Chan is at work. Sylvana Rosechu overlooks the surrounding areas, near and farthest, between both dimensions and checks the premonitions to confirm the events remain in proper sequence as they progress.	1 November 2019 (leaked)
Mewtwo	Male, Alicorn	Barrier (Special): All Pony cards closely shipped with this card can not be swapped or moved on the grid by card effects. This power cannot be Copied.	The one-and-only Mewtwo gives Chris Chan, Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana, everyone of Cwcville, and all of the good peoples and creatures help and insighful protection. If you come a knockin with malicious intentions, he will send you packing in an instant. He knows about you, he's seen and foreseen it all, and we all known together with everyone else, Jakoba, and the strongest villains, will not stand a chance.	1 November 2019 (leaked)
Zelina	Female, Earth Pony	Mystic Archery (Replace): While this card is in your hand, , you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	Born in Hyrule and cared for and by Princess Zelda, her ladies in waiting, as well as the knights. Zelina had become a skilled archer and swordfighter, and very well-read and educated in the highest manner. When the neighboring country had lost its monarch with no heir to the throne, Zelda offered Zelina the job of being its Princess and ruler. She accepted, and Rulecwc was made and ran very well under Zelina's rule.	2 November 2019
Darkbind	Male, Earth Pony	Electric Slash (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.	Born in Hyrule, and cared for and trained by the knights under the order of Princess Zelda, over many, many years of sword fights and most courageous quests and battles, he had leveled up to where he can rival Link, himself on equal footing. He would go on to become the head knight under Princess Zelina Rosechu in the neightboring kingdom of Rulecwc. He keeps his mind open, clear and sharp, as the wind of fate show him the path he must follow in his quests.	2 November 2019
Slushi	Male, Earth Pony	Programming the Sonichu Mania Mod Project (Keyword, Gender, and Race Change): You may change the Gender and Race, and add a new Keyword, to a Pony card this one is shipped with. That Pony keeps these changes until the end of your turn.	Slushi likes to chill with his friends and make new friends, socially. He also likes to play Sega and Nintendo on his console. He also plays on PC, where he also programs his own Mods. Bit of a Troll, and a Gamer Nerd-Geek, but he is not a hater at all.	2 November 2019
Simonchu	Male, Earth Pony	Fossil Dig (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.	Born in the forest, alongside his sister, Simonla Rosey, Simon wasn't so fortunate. As a Sonee, he found a knack for digging and ground-type maneuvers. He was caught by Evan George, who altered his genetic structure for power and physical strength. Simon ended up becoming timid under Evan, Alec, Mao and Sean's abuse. He would eventually escape and seek the job of Archeologist. He's doing better these days.	3 November 2019
Scott SoundSpllicer	Male, Earth Pony	SlimeCan (Gender Change): When you attach this card to the grid, you may choose one Pony card attached to this Ship. Until the end of your turn, that Pony card becomes the opposite gender.	The online artist with quite the zesty style, he lived a life lacking peeps, and he's had a hard time. Goodness in his heart, he continues onward to do his best for everyone else.	3 November 2019
Gigi On The Town	Female, Earth Pony	Meet Me Singin' In Ihe Rain In St. Louis (Bound): Whenever this card would be moved on the shipping grid, select a Pony card and the ship card attached to it; that pony remains shipped with this card. This does not apply to discard rules. If the destination has a full set of Pony cards around it, this card cannot be moved.	This musical pony loves to sing and breaks out into song at the proper moments. She was inspired by MGM classic movies like "Singin' in the Rain", "On the Town", "Meet Me in St. Louis", and even "Gigi". She has a song in her heart.	5 November 2019
Daedalus	Male, Earth Pony	Scavenge (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it in your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.	Of Earth, Dimension X686, Daedalus is a Degu whose family owns a junkyard. He is a very skilled engineer and mechanic. He builds well-crafted jets, armour, and weaponry. If there is something that can be built or fixed, he sure as shoot can put it together and back together again.	6 November 2019 (leaked)
Princess Twilight Sparkle of the Round Table of Friendship	Female, Alicorn	Royal Command (copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.	After saving Equestria of Triek, Chrysalis, Cozy Glow and Grogar, Twilight Sparkle ascended as one of the rules [sic] over Equestria. With her friends, she assembled the Round Table of Friendship, where the lot of them meet, plan and work out what the next step of the job ought to be. Celestia and Luna continue to rule alongside Princess Twilight Sparkle, but maintain free time for themeselves.	6 November 2019
Prince Spike of the Round Table of Friendship	Male, Pegasus	We're Not Flawless (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.	Spike found his own ascension. In a day when everyone was being heavily divided up, because everyone was not accepting each other, Spike ended up being the one to save the day by being accepting of each and every individual he talked with. Soon after talking with everyone, Spike started glowing, and everyone was inspired to be accepting of each other.	6 November 2019
Princess Applejack of the Round Table of Friendship	Female, Alicorn	Honesty (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.	In only what can be called the Day of a Thousand Truths, Everyone from Ponyville to Canterlot, to the Crystal Empire, and then some, began suffering from serious doubt in each other, and they all started lying to each other and everyone. Only Applejack was able to round up everyone and get them each to tell at least one truth, even if it was a lie. After getting at least a thousand creatures to tell the truth to heal them, Applejack ascended and became an Alicorn, and her first burst of magic healed all of Equestria of this heavy shroud of doubts and fears.	6 November 2019
Prince Rainbow Dash of the Round Table of Friendship	Female, Alicorn	Band Together (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.	All across Equestria, one day, Loyalty had become scarce; eveyone ended up becoming selfish and aloof; friendly groups had disbanded recklessly, Rainbow Dash had to make everyone see what they all have in common goal and view. It would take more than a Sonic Rainboom to mend this mess. She talked to everyone, lured and forced them back together to listen. As she stood proud and tall as she spoke, a bright rainbow of light shone from her, and she became an Alicorn, and a new inspiration of Loyalty to everyone.	6 November 2019
Princess Fluttershy of the Round Table of Friendship	Female, Alicorn	Love Conquers Hate (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.	One day, everyone was Trolling and Hating on each other; this was massive; even the animals were prone to the dark magic that loomed this day. Fluttershy did what she could to continue to be kind to others, even if they wre being mean and cruel to her. And then she had to smack some sense into everyone out of tough love, and in doing so, she ascended and became an Alicorn; her kindness burst out across Equestria, resoring everyone to being kind again.	6 November 2019
Prince Pinkie Pie of the Round Table of Friendship	Female, Alicorn	Sonic Pinkieboom (Special): All Pony cards shipped with this one gain the Hero keyword.	Another day, all of Equestra suddenly became sullen and depressed, some of the ponies started contemplating suicide, but none of them could go through with it. To Pinkie Pie, this was like looking into a mirror at pinkamina. She remebered the Sonic Rainboom. So, she took as many balloons as she could, shone them in front of the largest light around, and made a rainbow. Everyone started to smile. And then, Pinkie was teleported miles up, becoming an Alicorn, and then making her own Sonic Rainboom.	6 November 2019
Prince Rarity of the Round Table of Friendship	Female, Alicorn	Lovely, Dahling (2-Draw): You may draw 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.	One day suddenly everyone all over Equestria became most greedy and selfish; not sharing with anyone at all. Rarity had to solve this the only way she can; she gave to as many as possible, and then encouraged them to give to each other; this took a lot of coercing, glares and charm, but she managed. When Rarity was feeling weak, one of them gave to her, and then she glowed and became an Alicorn, inspiring generosity upon eveyone.	6 November 2019
Kepler	Male, Unicorn	Mind-Twerking (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.	Of Earth, Dimension X686, the final of four clones of Black Sonichu, there, in what was Team Rocket's Project Kepler. Kepler was infused with components of Ditto DNA; he is able to reshape his body parts into weapons. This first two clones fear him; Three remains in stasis, as she is Perfect like Kepler, to the point where they are psychically linked to each other. He can also intrude into other's minds and dreams.	9 November 2019 (leaked)
Derek	Male, Alicorn	Meta Wisdom (Special): All Pony cards shipped with this card gain the Hero keyword. This power cannot be copied.	Of Earth, Dimension X686, Dereck is a counterpart of Magi-Chan Sonichu. Dereck puts up with a worse version of Chris Chan who is more reckless. He knows there is a greater truth beyond his home dimension that would bring solace and peace to it. And that truth lies in between Dimensions C-197 and 1218 and our own Chris Chan Sonichu.	9 November 2019 (leaked)
Gary Stu	Male, Alicorn	I'm Gary Stu, and I know what to do (Special): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, including powers that cannot be copied, except for pony cards with the changeling keyword.	Here he is, everyone: the one-and-only Gary Stu. "Hey, Everyone! I simply can't go wrong. I've had my troubles at first, but I swiftly recovered and picked up on local etiquette. But, I would not be whereI am without my beloved Mary Sue. I have to say: where is Mary's TSSSF card? Hey, Methvan, can we have a card of our Mary, please?! I know what to do! I'm Gary Stu!"	11 November 2019
Elegant Chris Chan Sonichu	Female, Alicorn	I Do My Best For Everyone (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.	Chris Chan is looking elegant in her evening gown as she attends her coronation and celebration of the completion of the Dimension Merge and the union of the populations of Dimensions c-197 and 1218. Theparty taking place at the Cwcville Bassilicon, and Chris Chan showing her appreciation of everyone from in front of the rooftop gazebo.	12 November 2019
CWC Psychlight	Female, Alicorn	Mind that Levitate (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.	Originating as a Christine Weston Chandler counterpart from the chronicled events of the video game, DC Universe Online, the CWC (pronounced as "quick") Psychlight fights crime and defend [sic] the innocent alongside the Justice League. She is a resident of Dimension C-197 who, in her free time and psychic link, chronicles the life of the original Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu of Dimension 1218.	14 November 2019
Mega Wild Sonichu	Male, Pegasus	When Wild would be discarded from the grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Vines of Razor Leaves (Special): You may take up to five Pony cards from the discard pile and replace that number of Pony cards on the grid. This power cannot be copied.	When Wild Sonichu Mega Evolves, his tail becomes as long as he is tall, and he can bounce off of, and glide in the high skies with his tail. In this time of flight, he can snipe and take out his foes with faster-than-light flying durable and sharpest of leaves and vine thorns.	14 November 2019
Mega Bubbles Rosechu	Female, Unicorn	When Bubbles would be discarded from the grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Hydro Waves (Special): Until the end of the turn, All other Pony cards on the grid, including new incoming Pony cards, become Ω. This power cannot be copied.	When Bubbles Rosechu Mega Evolves, her quills transform into total water, so she has a hair of flowing water, solid and transparent. Her water pressure power can go up to the strongest water pressures possible upon her foes.	14 November 2019
Mega Angelica Rosechu	Female, Alicorn	When Angelica would be discarded from the gird, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Holy Messiah (Special): Until the end of the turn, All other Pony cards on the grid, including new incoming Pony cards, become [pegasus symbol]. This power cannot be copied.	When Angelica Rosechu Mega Evolves, she becomes uber enlightened and gains the Psychic typing; everyone around her looks upon her in awe, like the highest level deity has emerged from the Cosmos to bless them all this very day with recovered health and divine interventions. She Really Glows.	14 November 2019
Mega Punchy Sonichu	Male, Earth Pony	When Angelica [sic] would be discarded from the grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. All-Out Pummeling (Special): Discard up to 10 Pony cards with the Villain and/or Changeling keywords from the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied, and cannot be activated when swapped.	When Punchy Sonichu Mega Evolves, he channels the auras of the other past and present combat warriors and fighters in all existance. In this form, he can even rival Goku in his highest level Super saiyan forms.	14 November 2019
Nightstar In Protest	Female, Unicorn	Barring #GOPony (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.	"Okay, @Hasbro. Even I, and every other Individual in Equestria can only take so much fomr you greedy executives. But We Will NEVER Stand for this "Teen Titans GO!" Slander of Ourselves! You Read Our Comments, and You Hear Us from C-197's Equestria, Directly. We want to be Chronicled Properly and Accurately Correct, and so does Everyone, there, in your Dimension 1218." -Nightstar Sonichu	16 November 2019
Kun In Protest	Male, Pegasus	Picketing At Their Window (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	"I am siding with my Sweetheart, Nightstar, because I do agree. "MLP Pony Life" is just a total "Teen Titans GO!" ripoff, and it just plain looks horrendous and misrepresenting of us. Listen to us, @Hasbro." -Kun Hanhphuc.	16 November 2019

Ship Cards

Name	Icon	Effect	Description	Date
Anchuent Prophecy	Heart	NA	The Anchuent Prophecy is a Prophecy that was told and foretold by many an Elder of the various tribes all around the world within the years B.C. and A.D. on Earth; these particular Prophecy walls are related to the lineage between Sonichus, Rosechus, the people and world around them, and, of course, Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu of Earth 1218, and her various self-counterparts. There are actually a few Anchuent Prophecy Walls around the world; they all essentially foretold the same events, the difference being what happened locally in those various countries. There is a wall in Japan, Africa, England, Russia, Canada, Antartica [sic], and, most famously noted, the one in Cwcville, Virginia, USA.	2 September 2019
Hanging With Past Friends	Heart	You may choose to play the top card of the Pony discard pile with this Ship, rather than play a Pony card from your hand.	Years after Nightstar accidentally slipped forward in time as a filly, she mastered her time spells and went back to live the years she missed. She was good friends with the Mane seven of the "Second Generation". She delighted with enlightening the group with her wisdom and sharing in their moments. In this moment, she was telling Clover of how she is capable of making her own good luck.	15 September 2019
Epic Online Bully	Heart	You must take a Pony card from the grid and reattach it elsewhere with this Ship. That card's power activates. At the end of the turn, until the Pony card attached with this Ship is discarded of removed from the grid, it gains the Keyword Villain.	Ah, It was most disheartening when Chris Chan was bullied harsh by the late BlueSpike; she was never more shamed. He was a truly Malicious Individual. I cried a lot for Chris Chan that night. She recovered eventually." -Magi-Chan Sonichu.	28 September 2019
Trolling the Trolls Back	Heart	N/A	(1) - Phantom Horn and Strawberry Milk have been wandering the streets of New Lost Angeles City, aka New Milwaukee, Arizona in Dimension C-197, mining the slime that has the locals' minds under negative influences. As their frustration hit an apex, a Goddess appears to help. "Ah! Thers's Phantom Horn. The super awsome, yet weird, unicorn. I just... Feel compelled to study him. To become a Phantom Horn Historian... A Phanstorian, if you will!" -Chris Chan Sonichu. "Wha...! Bro! you just got trolled back!!" -Strawberry Milk.	6 October 2019
Waiting in Line	Heart	N/A	"I said, how about this line for Zap Apple Jam?", said Kun Hanhphuc. "Oh! Yes. It is a long line, but I'm getting more apples. ...I'm Nightstar", she replied. "Nice to meet you. I'm Kun Hanhphuc." "Kun Han..." "It's Vietnamese for Happiness." "Oh! Have you been to Vietnam?" "No. My father named me after an old friend of his from there." -"Sonichu" book 12-9	6 October 2019
Scientists' Dealings	Heart	The two Pony cards attached to this Ship card on the grid gain the Villain keyword.	Eggman, Skysoar and Giovanni scheme and work together to capture Rosey and lure Sonichu into their trap. -"Sonichu" book #1	25 October 2019
Dream-Crashing	Heart	Instead of playing this Ship with a Pony card from your hand, or connecting two Pony cards already on the shipping grid, you may take a Pony card from the grid and reattach it elsewhere with this Ship. That card's power activates.	In Dimension X686, Ke[ler Sonichu has the ability to leave his body and enter other individual's dreams, usually with nightmarish results. He really hates Walsh, there, as her mind is one that he has been most resistant to his attacks.	9 November 2019 (leaked)
Telling It To The Executives	Heart	N/A	"Now, Listen! We Know your game, your greedy Corporate Executives." Nightstar says. "Your little game of showing us crap work to delay the extensino of G4 is crap. You think you can just buy and bide your time for money You Are Wrong and Messed Up." I chime in, "That is right. Even I Know of the Mane Six all becoming Alicorns for the Round Table of Friendship, and I Know that idea was streaming around your creative teams and all the offices for a long time now. And I Know Your Secrets; We All Do. So, cut the bulls*** and just make the announcement NOW about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic getting Five More Seansons." And the next day, after they agreed, a TV Announcment was publicly aired many, many times on Discover Family.	16 November 2019

Start Cards

Name	Icon	Effect	Description	Date
Live, From His Subspace, Magi-Chan Sonichu	Male, Alicorn	Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. This is power cannot be copied.	"Classic."	19 August 2019
Original Creator of Sonichu, Christine W Chandler Sonichu	Female, Alicorn	N/A	Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. When this card is shipped with Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana, and Mewtwo, you may take on active Goal card that is three points or less. This power cannot be copied.	6 October 2019
Equestrian Author of "Sonichu", Nightstar	Female, Unicorn	Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. This power cannot be copied.	"I took a page from Bright Eye, and I've mastered, and prefer very much, drawing and writing by hoof." -Nightstar, "Sonichu" book 12-9	6 October 2019
Fourth Wall-Breakin' Sonichu	Male, Earth Pony	Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. Once per turn, if a Pony card is discarded or removed from the grid that would break up a full set of four ships around it, you may move this card to the position of the previous card to replace it. This power cannot be copied.	N/A	15 October 2019
Chris Chan Sonichu Chronicler, CWC Psychlight	Female, Alicorn	Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. This power cannot be copied. Once per turn. When this card is Shipped with Chris Chan, you may draw the top card from either the Ship deck or Ship discard pile.	N/A	14 November 2019

Gallery

An expansion set dedicated to Sonichu fan ocs was inspirited by this drawing. Gotta Fuck 'em all.
Chris would contact all the artists to collab and send out free copies of fan oc cards to the artists.
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