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{{Quote|I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.|Chris, lying.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.|Chris, lying.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref>}}
The '''two's company snapshots''' are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at Applebee's<ref name="a">[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> with a morbidly obese young [[Boulder-dropping whale|whale]], playfully nicknamed '''Hambeast''' by the trolls. They were uploaded on [[4chan]]'s /v/ on [[2009#July|15 July 2009]].  
The '''two's company snapshots''' are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at Applebee's<ref name="a">[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> with a morbidly obese young woman, playfully nicknamed '''Hambeast''' by the trolls. They were uploaded on [[4chan]]'s /v/ on [[2009#July|15 July 2009]].  


Contrary to rumors on other imageboards, it can now be revealed that Chris did not receive any [[china|vag]], liberated or otherwise.
According to the [[CWCipedia]], this is the first real date Chris had been to which to the disappointment of Chris did not end with him  obtaining any [[China]].
 
On the [[CWCipedia]], Chris claims that this was his first date.


In a [[Captain's Log]] dated 14 March 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as '''Faeryn''' as he was demanding she be made anonymous.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain's_Log&oldid=1843 Captain's Log, Stardate March 14, 2010]</ref>
In a [[Captain's Log]] dated 14 March 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as '''Faeryn''' as he was demanding she be made anonymous.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain's_Log&oldid=1843 Captain's Log, Stardate March 14, 2010]</ref>
Unlike Chris, years later she managed to get married and have [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|a child]].


==Background==
==Background==
The date was partially a setup by [[trolls|field agents]] to see how Chris would react to a willing, but physically unattractive [[boyfriend-free girl|potential mate]]. While their introduction was a setup, it was actually Chris himself who initiated conversation and asked her out on a date, managing to snag her number. Like Chris she too was fat, unattractive, with poor hygiene and little opportunity for a relationship. Even so, she was less than enthusiastic about dating Chris, and only eventually agreed by virtue of not being able to come up with a good excuse not to.<br />
The date was partially a setup by [[trolls]] to see how Chris would react to a willing, but physically unattractive [[boyfriend-free girl]]. While their introduction was a setup, it was actually Chris himself who initiated conversation and asked her out on a date, managing to snag her number. Like Chris she too was fat, unattractive, with poor hygiene and little opportunity for a relationship. Even so, she was less than enthusiastic about dating Chris.<br />
 
Also, note that she's chugging down a pint of beer, while Chris is drinking a brightly-colored [[Homos|cocktail]]. Furthermore, these images have revealed to us that Chris's taste in [[Chris and fashion|clothing]] can indeed get much, much worse. It remains unknown whether the longsleeve Chris is wearing under that red tee was designed by someone under the influence of [[Yawning Squirtle]]'s supergrass, or by [[Chris and art|CWC himself]], but what remains certain is that this chaos of pink, white and blue-green stands out even in Chris's own terrifying wardrobe.


Chris later told [[Kacey]] that he got [[Alcohol|drunk]] and touched Faeryn "a few times", and she told him afterwards that she wasn't into him.<ref name="a" />
Chris later told [[Kacey]] that he got [[Alcohol|drunk]] and touched Faeryn "a few times", and she told him afterwards that she wasn't into him.<ref name="a" />

Revision as of 03:07, 23 September 2020

I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.
Chris, lying.[1]

The two's company snapshots are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at Applebee's[2] with a morbidly obese young woman, playfully nicknamed Hambeast by the trolls. They were uploaded on 4chan's /v/ on 15 July 2009.

According to the CWCipedia, this is the first real date Chris had been to which to the disappointment of Chris did not end with him obtaining any China.

In a Captain's Log dated 14 March 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as Faeryn as he was demanding she be made anonymous.[3]

Background

The date was partially a setup by trolls to see how Chris would react to a willing, but physically unattractive boyfriend-free girl. While their introduction was a setup, it was actually Chris himself who initiated conversation and asked her out on a date, managing to snag her number. Like Chris she too was fat, unattractive, with poor hygiene and little opportunity for a relationship. Even so, she was less than enthusiastic about dating Chris.

Chris later told Kacey that he got drunk and touched Faeryn "a few times", and she told him afterwards that she wasn't into him.[2]

The images

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