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| name          = Chris-chan supports Gay Rights
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| video          = {{#ev:dailymotion|xcgjta_chris-chan-supports-gay-rights_gaylesbian}}
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| Stardate      = 05 March, 2010
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| Maker          = Me
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| Subject        = [[Chris]]
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| Video Type    = Parody
| Other Info    = Made in Sony Vegas 5.0
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==The Contents of Lyrics and the Eerie Similarities with Chris's Condition==
You may be wondering what the fuck that title means. Allow me to enlighten you.
While I was listening to the song "Dead Skin Mask" by Slayer, I encountered this lyric:
{{Quote|Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes<br/>
Lose all mind control rationale declines<br/>
Empty eyes enslave the creations<br/>
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants}}
When I heard this, I started to recall the qualities of Chris that matched those lyrics. I don't think that the members of Slayer have telepathy or foresight, and I know fully well that they wrote this song specifically about the necrophiliac serial killer Ed Gein, but the images of Chris that are conjured up when I hear this are almost too hard to ignore. Since I have nothing better to do at the moment, I shall perform an analysis.
'''Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes''': The first part refers to the creepily childish way he draws smiles on his characters, which are similar in appearance to the letter J. As was stated in the [[Chris and art]] article, most children stop drawing their smiles this way by the time they enter the first grade. Chris never made this leap in development. His body keeps growing older, but the growth of his mind has been stunted. The second part of the lyric refers to Chris's [[creepy stare]]. Due to his [[autism]], Chris has a hard time with making facial expressions and reading the facial expressions of others. With these factors in mind, it always looks like Chris is up to something sinister because his expression almost never changes.
'''Lose all mind control rationale declines''': This refers to how Chris is becoming even more insane as the years go by. To be fair, Chris never really had that much mental stability, what with believing that cartoons characters are literally real in an alternate universe.
I'll finish this later.

Latest revision as of 19:27, 22 May 2015

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Don't get beaten up by Andy Dick.
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Warrior Warrior
This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form.
American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
Kimmi Weeaboo
This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu.
この人はおたくだので、アニメクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。
Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.
Ass Burger Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.
Sigmund Freud Armchair Psychologist
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.
Clyde Clyde Cash
This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.
Thorg Atheist
This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.
HEXBox HEXBox
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.
PS3 PS3
This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.
Awesomeface Krapplefag
This user regularly posts on /cwc/
Straight STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.