User:Cleftpalete

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ED Encyclopedia Dramatica User
This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.
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Awesomeface Krapplefag
This user regularly posts on /cwc/

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You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place.
Old Meme


Hello, I'm defagging the CWCki. Here's an example of stuff I don't like;

Why Christian Weston Chandler is a Faggot

OOONWARD TO CHINA LOLLLL SO RANDUM
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Stephen Fry, LittleBigPlanet's narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is intelligent, witty, successful, handsome, wealthy, and charming, as opposed to a bumbling moron. While they are both gay men, Fry does not engage in self-loathing closet dwelling.

He's obese

Seriously guize, Chris is such a fat disgusting abomination of god I hate him so much, why, I bet his MOMMY and DADDY tuck him in to bed lol. Check out this ZIIIIMMMM FAANNAAARRT I did of Christian weston Chandler XD SO RANDOM >.> ^.^!!!

He makes us with Autism/Aspergers look bad

Chrissy makes us true autistics look BAD! He also apparently collects My Little Pony and that makes us Bronys look bad, he also likes Sonic so that makes us TRUE AND HONEST Sonic the Blue Hedgehog fans EMBARRASSED! See my friend Anthony Logatto's videos for more information please.

He's a paychopathic/psychotic child molester

Also isn't CWCville SERIOUSLY like an evil oppressive Third Reich dystopia? I bet Chris is gonna RAPE someone, he's a violent psychopathic man-child. He should be executed. I want to CUT OFF HIS BENT DUCK LLLOLL.. Also THAT video was OFFENSIVE and VIOLENT, it only goes to prove what an evil twisted being he is. Also he PROBABLY molests his niece, Savannah Chandler.

Fan Videos

GRRRRRRR I HAVE ASPERGERS AND I HATE CHRIS WITH THE PASSION OF 1000 SUNS, MY MONEY TAXPAYER MONEY IS GOING TO THIS OBESE STALKER!!!!!!! ALSO I GET ALL THE PUSSY!!!!!1 I'M GOING TO KICK THE AUTISTIC!!!
Made By Cleft Palete
Subject Matter CHRIS IS A FAGGOT
Video Type Rant
Other Info I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos