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| Christine Weston Chandler
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Richmond VA 230
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9 September 2009
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US POSTAGE
$000.53°
9 September 2009
MAILED FROM ZIP CODE 22960
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14 Branchland Court
Ruckersville, VA 22960-2807
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Asexual
This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
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Armchair Psychologist
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.
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Armed Forces
This user is a member of the military, and is required to maintain a flat top haircut.
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CWCki Artfag
This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project.
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Asperpedia Regular
This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia.
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Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires.
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Bahá'í
This user is a follower of the Bahá'í Faith and under the teachings of Bahá'u'lláh, believes that all religions are united.
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BlueSpike
This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain.
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The Gold Star Bounty
This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special CWCki assignment.
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CWCki Bureaucrat
This user is a bureaucrat on CWCki. Nag him/her if you want to become an admin.
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Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags.
Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et prend du lait dans des sacs.
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Misses Old Chris
This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.
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Coconutist
This user follows Coconutism, a mixture of Christian and Buddhist beliefs founded by Nguyễn Thành Nam
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Croatian: This user is descended from the land of chevapi and kolo dancing, and worships the Mighty Chessboard.
Ovaj korisnik je potomak iz zemlje ćevapi i Kolo ples, i obožava šahovnica.
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CWCki Caption Crusader
This user contributed to the Caption Crusade by captioning one or more of Chris's videos.
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Encyclopedia Dramatica User
This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.
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Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.
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Evan
This user feels sorry for Evan and his drilled off dick.
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Faroese
This user hails from the Faroe Islands, and likes to eat sausage made from sheep's blood and stomach.
Hesin brúkarin kemur frá Føroyum, og dámar vær at eta Blóðpylsu.
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| The Joy of Gods, Goddesses, the Heavens, and the recombined new Earth!
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Lord, Messiah & Savior, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart.
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| Captain's Log
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| Check this out!
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Chris meets GodBear • Watch & Win Sweepstakes • AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! • Slam attack! • Attraction Sign • "I'M STILL STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE!" • Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind! • CWC is Angry • Masturbating and squirtin' • ShecameforCWC.JPG • Dykes...Dykes! CHINA! • Medallion Destruction • The Pickle Man tricked me again... • Boobies! Vaginas. Mmm... • I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD! • DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS • I'm cuttin it down! • JULAAAY! • Ohio trip • Medallion up the ass • Date with Emily • I'll be in your dreams! • Holding Out For a Hero • GONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! • MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEARRRRR! • I have your mugshot... • Pyong, pyong, pyong! • Bottoms up! • I get BLANGRY! • Grand number of pounds • Crazy nudie audition • I love you so much, I love you so muuuuuch! • I got a fish! • Rollin' and Trollin' • BURN IN HELL! • OK2BGay • Chris humps his PS3 • SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE • SingStar Challenge • MY! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! • DIEEEEEEE YOU! • I've got a little Chun-Li within me. • OFF! THE! INTERNET! • Sign Destruction Video • Half-and-half! • Chris Loses It • Chris Did 9/11 • Father Call • BUDDHA BELLY AND EXAGGERATED MANBOOBS! • Patti will have your soul tonight! • Alec Benson Leary calls • CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA! • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • Trolling stupid pickle suited... • JEW! • Fridays After Five • JenkinsJinkies • Chris writes underage gay erotica • Chris destroys his PS3 • Mr Popo Cosplay • DivineTrial • Electric Hedgehog power! • Chris Chan's a real nigga! • Tomgirl pictures • Cakefarts • Goodbye Horses • Chris Rocks Out • Chris and his mom do a hit-and-run • Burning down the house • Sonic's arms are NOT blue! • Don't call anybody! • HelloLadyFans • Proposition to Sega • Frozen Semen • Please have my babies. • Stephanie Bustcakes • Die, Trump, die! • DIY Vagina • Do not hate! Hate is not so good. • #HarassCWCdirectly • Chris dances with Magi-Chan • Q&A NO MORE! • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Dick Licker; that is I • Hey now, you're an All-Star! • TooManyGames meltdown • AY, YOU TOILET! • Chris kisses Cryzel • Chris screams at the camera • Just keep reading... • The Last Will and Testament of Chris-Chan • THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES. • HASBROOOOOOO! • The Point of No Return • The Perp Walk of Shame • I am Literally also Jesus Christ • It was all my Mom's Idea • Pinned Down at the Nuthouse • AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, THE SECOND COMING. • Team Rocket's stupid! • You shipped me with that Snorlax!
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| Clyde vs. Chris
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Clyde's Introduction:
Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 |
Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 |
Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash |
Take that Page DOWN NOW! |
Clyde Cash the kid video |
Secret Weapon |
YouTube Finale |
Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009
Panda:
Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 |
Julie:
Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 |
Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 |
Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009
Ivy:
Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 |
ACWCAudition
Chris vs. Clyde:
Challenge for Clyde |
Challenge for Clyde II |
Chris Loses It |
10242009 |
To Clyde Gregg |
ClydeGoingOnGregg1 |
Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! |
Clyde is Weaker than Water |
Getting Foam Ed |
I AM STRONG |
Twin Falling Towers |
It will never end |
To Clyde and Jack
Jackie: DrainedCreativity
Performances:
(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise |
A CWC Audition |
Don't Mess With Me |
DivineTrial
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| Chris's education and knowledge
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Idea Guys
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Asperchu Saga 
Bearstein Saga 
Incest Saga 
Blanca Saga 
CWCipedia Saga 
Calling Out Saga 
Catherine Saga 
Early Childhood 
Clyde Cash Saga 
Doopie Saga 
Encyclopedia Dramatica Saga 
Emily Saga 
First Exile