User:Masterofpirates

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Straight STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
Wii Wii
This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.
Star of David Jew
This user is a JEW! Unlike Chris, the
CWCki likes Jewish people.
Mazel tov!
Robert G. Ingersoll Agnostic
This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.
HEXBox HEXBox
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.
American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

This does not even deserve a captain's log

Hello, I frequent /cwc/ and have vowed to prevent Chris from getting any China, no matter the cost. I'm always up for audio transcription and small grammar fixes. Let me know if I fuck stuff up so I can improve my edits. I'm also a semi proficient musician in studying so I'm up for possibly doing Chris themed covers/remixes/tributes.