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This user nearly went mad in March 2010 to provide CWCki with accurate and complete transcriptions of the Mumble chats.
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This user is a regular on #sonichu
This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.
I'm the guy whose letter caused Chris to describe the mildest nightmare ever.
I mean, seriously, how can Chris consider a nightmare where OTHER PEOPLE are suffering to be terrible?
I had a dream about Chris once.
He stuck his hand (the one with the High School Ring on it) in front of the camera, and then dumped a bunch of pills into it.
Then the hand moved out of the scene and came back empty. I assume he was trying to kill himself on the internet.
That was odd.
I wonder if Chris really roars on the rare occasion he actually uses the goddamn toilet?
I'm going to keep track of the times Chris logs in to Youtube. All times are EST, the timezone Chris resides in.
11:00 PM, Friday June 4.
Roughly 9:38 PM, Saturday June 5.
Roughly 4:38 AM, Sunday June 6.
10:38 PM, Sunday June 6.
3:00 AM, Monday June 7.(Biological clock lolol)
6:21 PM, Monday June 7.
Roughly 8:33 PM, Monday June 7.
Roughly 1:00 AM, Tuesday June 8.
Around 7:00 AM, Wednesday June 9.(He may or may not have been up all night here)
Around 7:00 PM, Wednesday June 9.
10:47 PM, Thursday June 10.
Week One Complete:
It looks like I'm right so far--if Chris meets Rocky every Thursday and only goes to church when he feels like it, this makes sense. He likely meets her around noonish--explaining his login time--and the reason he hasn't been on since Thursday is likely because Rocky was really pissed at him for making a video on Sunday or trying to run down Michael Snyder last Friday. I think we'll be seeing Chris in another week or two, after the heat dies down (providing he doesn't do something stupid again). Don't panic.
10:37 PM, Monday June 14.(It's starting to look like Chris makes his e-sweeps in the evenings, after whatever it is he does during the day. Would explain why he always complained of how tired he was when he was stressed.)
Around 7:30 PM, Tuesday June 15.
Around 2:30 PM, Wednesday June 16.
Around 9:30 PM, Thursday June 17.
Around 7:36 AM, Saturday June 19.
Week Two Complete:
He was inactive for most of the week. Also, ever since he started going to FAF he hasn't logged in on a Friday. Come to think of it, I belive he's trying to be sneaky with the flipnotes--Rocky may be watching his YT for any uploads, but she doesn't know about Flipnote and so he can post to his clogged heart's content. He's openly defying Rocky.
Around 3:00 AM, Monday June 21.
Around 10:20 PM, Wednesday June 24.
12:20 AM, Friday June 26.
7:00 AM, Friday June 26.
9:00 AM, Saturday June 27.
Week Three complete:
I got the dates mixed up there.
11:00 AM, Monday June 28.
Week Four complete:
Chris was fairly silent, likely due to his Flipnote activity.
3:23 AM, Saturday July 3.
Week Five complete, Chris was not active:
3:30 PM, Wednesday July 14.
6:36 PM, Wednesday July 14.
6:00 PM, Thursday July 15.
Week Six Complete
10:13 AM, Friday July 16.
6:00 PM, Saturday July 17.
12:12 PM, Sunday July 18.
10:00 PM, Sunday July 18.
10:23 AM, Tuesday July 20.
1:42 PM, Wednesday July 21.
12:50 PM, Thursday July 22.
Week Seven complete
8:08 PM, Saturday July 24.
5:33 PM, Monday July 26.
11:48 PM, Thursday July 29.
Week Eight complete
6:18 AM, Saturday July 31.
11:18 PM, Saturday July 31.
9:02 AM, Sunday August 1.
6:25 AM, Monday August 2.
12:45 AM, Tuesday August 3.
2:31 PM, Tuesday August 3.
12:42 PM, Thursday August 5.
Week Nine complete.
1:30 PM, Monday August 9.
7:00 PM, Monday August 9.
Week Ten Complete
1:00 PM, Sunday August 15.
11:48 PM, Tuesday August 17.
7:13 PM, Wednesday August 18.
Week Eleven Complete
6:22 PM, Thursday August 19.
10:06 PM, Thursday August 19.
9:48 AM, Friday August 20.
9:00 PM, Friday August 20.
9:17 AM, Saturday August 21.
4:20 PM, Saturday August 21.
9:37 PM, Sunday August 22.
4:10 PM, Sunday August 22. (Jesus Christ he's on a roll here)
6:05 PM, Sunday August 22.
12:25 AM, Monday August 23.
2:22 PM, Monday August 23.
6:14 PM, Monday August 23.
6:22 PM, Tuesday August 24.