User:Woohah Master

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Hi, I'm Woohah Master. I occasionally find an error or omission, and I correct it.


...yeah, that's about it.

Oh wait, some colorful boxes!


American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Kimmi Weeaboo
This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu.
この人はおたくだので、アニメクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。
Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.
Kitty Chandler Kitty
This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3
Straight STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
A JERK JERK
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
HEXBox HEXBox
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.
Warrior Warrior
This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form.
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
Wii Wii
This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.
HAM! Ham
This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!
Vivian Vivian Gee
This user applauds Vivian Gee for actually making something funny out of Sonichu.
BLANK Pedofork
This user is not a Pedofork, you dorks.

And now for something completely different!

My Personal Address To CWC, On How To Resurrect Any Chance He Has At Winning At Life

First off, before we begin, let me note that you, Christian Weston Chandler, will probably never read this. Got it? Good. My handle is Woohah Master, I'm an overweight video game and anime fanatic, like you, except made of less fail. I actually have friends, male and female, earning a TRUE and HONEST Honors Diploma (I'm scheduled for two AP and two Honors for my core classes this year,) and I don't smell like a rotting aborted porcupine.

Now, onto the meat of the matter. Chris, if you want to see your life take a turn for the better, for the love of GodJesus, stop getting your advice from Rocky. She's armed with an ego that's only half as big as yours, and that's still a hell of a lot. She thinks she's always correct, even though she lacks any degrees or doctorates that confirm she has done any psychological study of the Autism Spectrum. You're likely better off talking to Rocky, the character played by Sylvester Stallone. Seriously though, go see a real psychiatrist, it will do you a world of good.

Next, go do a bit of clothes shopping. No, not from Goodwill or the Salvation Army. Get like two hundred bucks, and go to Wal-Mart or Kohl's. Seriously, a normal t-shirt is eight dollars at Wal-Mart. Your outfits are incredibly embarrassing, to say the least. One wise thing I recommend, keep that bra on. As long as you don't go flailing it about like a hooker during Mardi Gras, it's fine. Oh, and while you're there, get a plastic bin or something to keep them from absorbing the massive odor that emanates from your shithole of a house. More on that later though.

Moving on, TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER! I mean, I don't like showering either, but I still do it once a day. Go down to your local YMCA and do it, cause your house's shower looks like it would make you dirtier than you were before using it.

More to be written when I feel like it.