Walking to the post office

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Chris actually getting some exercise.

On 30 July 2018, Chris tweeted a series of videos of himself walking to his local post office.[1] He requested his true and loyal fanbase to edit them together in a compliation to the song “I’m Walkin’” by Fats Domino. Based on landmarks and street signs Chris showed in his videos, we can reasonably infer the exact walking route he took. The entire trek was nearly three hours long as Chris walked 8 miles [12.9 km] to and from his destination.

According to his Fitbit, Chris accumulated 23,000 steps on this day. If true, he had walked just under 11 miles [17.7 km][2] in total — which is quite possibly the most exercise Chris has gotten in years.

Junction of Spring Hill and Cedar Grove.
Chris's Fitbit displaying his step count.

Walking

Notably, Chris smugly scoffs at drivers for not being able to appreciate the overgrown roadside like he can by walking (as opposed to driving); referring to them as "spoiled children". Chris finds a run-over stray dog, referring to it as "Street Pizza". Chris also points out the garage where he dropped off Son-Chu.


Chris Chan Walking
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Waiting for the tow truck


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0:00 - 0:16 I'm walkin'. Yes indeed I'm walkin'. By you and me, I'm walkin. Na-na-na na na na na na, dada-bum bada-bum bada-bum bada-bum. I'm walkin'. Yes indeed I'm walkin.' By you and me, I'm walkin. Na-na-na na na na na na-sigh.

0:59 Belch

1:45 Belch

2:09 Still walkin'.

4:11 - 4:17 Walkin', you get to enjoy the scenery more than just drivin' on by. Spoiled children

5:59 Hey lil' doggy. (sad groan) 6:13 Hmm. Did that thing have a tag I wonder? 6:20 - 6:25 Okay I'm just checkin' at the neck... Doesn't have a tag. 6:30 - 6:41 (sad groan)...Poor little animals just get turned in to StreetPizza. And that's where my car's been hangin' out thar. While the radiator had a hole in it!

6:45 - 6;59 I'm singin' in the rain, jsut singin' in the rain. What a glorious feeling and I'm haaappy again. Yaaaay!!!

7:04 - 7:15 It's raining, it's pouring, I'm enjoying it! In my face! In my faaaace! Yay!!

Chris makes it to post office

Chris, though high-spirited, appears tired with heavy bags under his eyes, having finally arrived at the post office. He apparently mails out fan merchandise and picks up a package for himself.


Chris Chan (Post Office)
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Chris is back home

Chris returns triumphantly home. Lauding his accomplishment of this mild athletic feat, he shows off his tattered shoes and reminiscences about BronyCon. He also reveals that he stopped at Taco Bell on his way back.


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Waiting for the tow truck Chris's videos


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