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===Wes-Li Sonichu===
===Wes-Li Sonichu===
[[File:FlameSnipers.jpg|thumb|right|Wes-li's Flame sniper (left) compared to Sailor Mars' Flame sniper (right).]]
Wes-Li Sonichu (pronounced [wɛzlaɪ], "Wez-Lie", according to Chris's [[videobooks]], and as "Wesley" according to the [[Audiobooks]]) is the electric hedgehog Pokémon form of Wes Iseli when he is transformed by the Fireshock Pendant empowered by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Although the prophecy foretold that Wes-Li, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Chris-Chan]], and [[Saramah Rosechu|Saramah]] would work together to defeat [[Count Graduon]], Wes's spitefulness toward Chris and his bitterness at having been rejected by [[Sarah Hammer]] would lead him to use his powers for evil.
Wes-Li Sonichu (pronounced [wɛzlaɪ], "Wez-Lie", according to Chris's [[videobooks]], and as "Wesley" according to the [[Audiobooks]]) is the electric hedgehog Pokémon form of Wes Iseli when he is transformed by the Fireshock Pendant empowered by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Although the prophecy foretold that Wes-Li, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Chris-Chan]], and [[Saramah Rosechu|Saramah]] would work together to defeat [[Count Graduon]], Wes's spitefulness toward Chris and his bitterness at having been rejected by [[Sarah Hammer]] would lead him to use his powers for evil.
[[File:FlameSnipers.jpg|thumb|right|Wes-li's Flame sniper (left) compared to Sailor Mars' Flame sniper (right).]]
 
Wes-li's attack is flame sniper, where he has a bow and arrow made from fire. The name and attack itself are another rip off from [[Sailor Moon]].  
Wes-li's attack is flame sniper, where he has a bow and arrow made from fire. The name and attack itself are another rip off from [[Sailor Moon]].  



Revision as of 14:44, 15 February 2011

Wes Iseli
Wes is a magician and regretfully, Sarah's boyfriend. Because of this, Christian is very jealous and dislikes him much.
Wes Iseli Animal Crossing card

Wes Iseli (pronounced [wɛs ˈaɪzli])[1] briefly dated Sarah Hammer, Chris's long-time female friend. Wes is a magician in real life (available for birthdays, weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs) and is currently married to another woman.

Although trolls have been trying to contact Wes ever since they found his various online accounts, he hasn't offered any official statements on Chris-chan or his involvement in the comics. Apparently he doesn't feel the need to talk shit about some guy he barely knew just because he was jealous of Wes's relationship with an ex-girlfriend of his.

Wes Iseli in the comic

WesLi Sonichu apparently grows to about 20 feet tall, does an Edward G. Robinson impression, and kidnaps Sarah Hammer in Sonichu #5

Wes Iseli (later retconned as Walter Grisby) is one of the chosen 3 of the Anchuent Prophecy, alongside Christian Weston Chandler and Sarah Hammer. He learned that he was the descendant of the Wasabi Clan, and must take revenge upon the Cherokee's descendant, Chris. Wes, knowing of Chris' jealousy, accepts. So the two fight, and Wes almost wins until Sarah appears and breaks up with him. He then unites with Chris and Sarah to defeat the Golem made by Mary Lee Walsh.

He appears again later to kidnap Sarah via magic at her wedding. Chris then beats Wes up Yu-gi-oh style, and Sarah thanks Chris.

Fictional character biography

In 2003 Wes Iseli was dating Sarah Hammer, and so he met her friend Christian Chandler. Christian was immediately jealous of Wes, and in a development that sure sounds plausible, Wes became equally fixated on Chris even though Chris had nothing he wanted. As Sarah and Wes's relationship progressed, they drifted away from Christian.

Their paths would cross when Sonichu discovered the Anchuent Prophecy and Christian used his medallion to activate the anchuent powers of the Cherokee and Wasabi clans, which would be bestowed on the reincarnations of the Cherokee chief, his queen, and his Wasabi rival. Wes received a vision of what appeared to be a nine-year-old wearing a robe and wizard hat (presumably the Wasabi chief), explaining the powers of the Fireshock Pendant and imploring him to use it to seek revenge on Chris-Chan.

File:WesIseliAsperchu.jpg
Suffice to say, Wes Iseli was much more badass in Asperchu.

Now possessing the memories of his past life, Wes-Li attacked Christian and Sonichu not only over their own bad blood but that of their past lives—specifically the Wasabis' desire to obtain the Cherokian crown. The two battled in their electric hedgehog forms, and as usual Christian was very nearly defeated until a third party arrived to save him; Saramah attacked Wes-Li to stop the fight and make peace between them.

Saramah immediately broke up with Wes-Li upon seeing his cruelty toward her friend, which left Wes-Li unmotivated to battle Graduon. However, with some prompting from Chris-Chan he held up his end of the prophecy and Graduon was finally defeated. Wes-Li refused to look his fellow hedgehogs in the eye as Chris transported them back home from CWCville.

Wes would continue to obsess over Sarah Hammer up to the day of her wedding to William Spicer. Using his Wes-Li form, he stormed the chapel to abduct Sarah, but Chris-Chan valiantly rescued her with help from Sailor Megtune and Megagi.

Iseli was briefly seen attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the time void.

Wes-Li Sonichu

Wes-li's Flame sniper (left) compared to Sailor Mars' Flame sniper (right).

Wes-Li Sonichu (pronounced [wɛzlaɪ], "Wez-Lie", according to Chris's videobooks, and as "Wesley" according to the Audiobooks) is the electric hedgehog Pokémon form of Wes Iseli when he is transformed by the Fireshock Pendant empowered by the Anchuent Prophecy. Although the prophecy foretold that Wes-Li, Chris-Chan, and Saramah would work together to defeat Count Graduon, Wes's spitefulness toward Chris and his bitterness at having been rejected by Sarah Hammer would lead him to use his powers for evil.

Wes-li's attack is flame sniper, where he has a bow and arrow made from fire. The name and attack itself are another rip off from Sailor Moon.

Prior to the retcon, Wes-Li was a passable pun. With the name change, it makes absolutely no sense that a person named "Walter Grisby" would have an alter ego that does not resemble his name in any way - unless one knows the background of this character.

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Sauces

  1. Mumble 4, around 22 minutes in

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