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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris-Chan, author of Sonichu, controversial YouTube personality, transgender goddess, and formerly incarcerated motherfucker. OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY. We currently have 2,776 articles... and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic." We highly advise against trying to contact or otherwise seek out Chris, or anyone who currently is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Quote of the Now “ Ms.Sparkles Jenifer: Is it true that cwcville has supplied arms to the IDF (Israeli Defense Force) which are currently being used in the Gaza Strip? Chris: Never ever. And that kind of "humor" is not acceptable, even online. ” Exchange on X

Article of the Week Twin Falling Towers is a video uploaded by Chris on 1 November 2009. An unusually tasteless video, Chris attempts to threaten Clyde Cash by sticking an embarrassing picture of him and Jack Thaddeus in place of the Twin Towers and making childish explosion noises. Years later, the Man in the Pickle Suit mentioned that this video had been one of many scripted by trolls. Following outrage to the video – both feigned anger from the trolls who suggested it in the first place, and genuine disgust from horrified onlookers – Chris uploaded an apology video for his inelegant joke. Unfortunately, the alternate joke that Chris proposed just dug him deeper. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 102 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,454 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,446 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 2,879 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris was convicted of tailgating and fined US$30, plus $56 in costs. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2011, that Bob's memorial was held at Monticello Memorial Gardens. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art? ... that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"? ... that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 1.3% Italian? ... that Chris cannot do a single pull-up or push-up? ... that Chris once knew a man from Nantucket? ... that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? ... that Chris is the Level-Up King? ... that Virginia is for Virgins? ... that Bob believed Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling? ... and that Chris believed it too? ... that Chris no longer lives at 14 Branchland Court and instead lives in the house owned by Caden Peck? Improvement Projects of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Da Update It is currently September 2025. It has been... 4 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 118 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 7 September - Chris is spotted at Valley View Mall in Roanoke. 5 September - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Chris-Chan Prime. 31 August - Chris is spotted dining at Red Lobster in Lynchburg. 29 August - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Excelina. 22 August - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Punislav... yay. 15 August - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Crackder the First. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 18 August - Steamed Hams YouTube comment from February 2021. 3 August - A page from the Mewgenics comic by Edmund McMillen, which Chris collaborated on. 24 July - PokeStop rejection from August 2020 11 July - Linnanmäki, Helsinki, Finland sighting from April 2024. 5 July - A listing on eBay reveals Chris's first jail letter in response to a fan, from August 2021. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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