File:Sonichu - Advertisement, 1-800-RITE-NOW.jpg

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Summary

Description Fake advertisement for some dating service.
Appears inSonichu 3, Page 30
SagaPVCC/Attraction Sign
SourceCWC's Sonichu Site!
Date20 June 2005 (cover)
AuthorChristian Weston Chandler
Other versionsNo known revisions.

Transcription

ARE YOU ONE OUT OF TWO LONELY
MALES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
IF YOU ARE, THEN…

CALL RIGHT NOW!
AND WE'LL SEND YOU
A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND
FREE!

BUT BE CAREFUL, FOR IF YOU CALL NOW, LATE,
OR EARLY, YOU WILL NOT GET A GIRLFRIEND,
BUT A MONKEY, AND YOU DO NOT WANT A MONKEY!

SO CALL RIGHT NOW!

1-800-RITE-NOW ❤️

THIS OFFER IS VALID ONLY TO 18 AND OLDER, GIRLFRIEND-FREE, VIRGIN MALES.
BACKGROUND CHECKS WILL BE EXECUTED.
ALSO, THIS AD IS STUPIDLY FALSE.

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