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Quote of the Now

 
 
You should not judge me for how much money I've spent on video games and whatnot, especially when a lot of you, with a modern touch screen phone. Ya'll must have spent at least one dollar on impulse, on your app-store games and whatever. I mean nobo-- I mean, we're all guilty of doing something as impulsive.


 


 

—Chris invites us to cast the first pickle

Article of the Now

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Sonichu #11 is the incomplete twelfth issue in the Sonichu comic series, dated 13 August 2009. While it was intended to be a tenth anniversary issue, Chris abandoned it in December 2009, months before the 17 March 2010 anniversary. For years it seemed that Chris was done with Sonichu forever. On 4 September 2015, however, Chris managed to crawl back from his long dark night of abuse at the hands of the trolls and cyber-bullies, and finally released new pages.

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This Day in Christory

Get away from the Internet, I'm cutting it down!

Today in Christory;

In 2000, Chris writes Valentines Day Hymn and creates a collage to go with it. This was written for one of his Pokemon websites.

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In 2009, Robert Chandler caught Chris masturbating for his lover Julie. In response, he cut down Chris's internet.

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Did You Know...


Da Update

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  • 12 February - Chris releases a video in which he attempts to apologise for hurting people's feelings over Asperger's Syndrome and the male gender, yet he subconsciously reinforces the fact that his feelings haven't changed. He also apologises for his e-begging and obsession with video games.
  • 2 February - Arthur Spatchcock interviews Chris yet again. Chris reveals he received a Tupperware of horse manure and the infamous Donald Duck impersonation returns.
  • 1 February - Chris's embargo on GameStop, Best Buy and Simon Malls finally ends after he realized no one cared at all.
  • 29 January - Chris decides to bash PewDiePie and pressure people to buy his stuff in a new video.
  • 23-26 January - TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fan Arthur Spatchcock interviews Chris, who claims that Barb IS NOT a Snorlax, that he will take down the CWCki, and that he looks like Sailor Neptune.
  • 25 January - Chris makes a video where he explains that he can't mail orders because "the snow is up to his knees", and reads out some of his fanmail.

PSN Tracker

PSN Activity tracker
Chris was last spotted playing The Last of Us for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!

Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

CWCki News

Kiwi Farms

Check out Chris's own section in Kiwi Farms, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions.)


STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING.


Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know.


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Improvement Project of the Now

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is...

Family Needs to appreciate Family

Be sure to consult the talk page for improvement suggestions.

GO WORK ON IT!

Picture of the Now

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Chris on Reddit.

Video of the Now