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Anyway he finally fucking got up and went in and we went throught the metal detectors. By the time we got through I had just opened the court room door, he was coming back out and we almost bumped into each other. He said apologetically "well, got that out of the way quick" and dashed out the door to the courtroom. This was like 30 minutes before his hearing so we didnt know what to make of that. He had noticed us so we didn't know if he was trying to dodge us or what. So we just say down and boring court stuff happened for like 10 or so minutes. We ended up leaving cuz it was clear he wasnt coming back. We saw he was still in his car. We walked around the building once and he was gone. We went back in to see if anything would be said about him, but they said nothing. Must have been a continuance. Chris is definitely not gonna have an outburst though guys. He's super nervous, maybe thats just cuz barb wasnt there I don't know.


Kiwi Farms poster lipitor summarizing Chris's April 2nd court appearance

Article of the Now

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26 December 2014 -a date which will live in infamy- was probably the busiest day in Chris's life since he graduated, and is essentially 28 October 2011 all over again. Once again, Chris is in trouble with the law, and once again, it involves assaulting staff at a store. This time, though, it doesn't look like he'll get off the hook so easily.

After spending three days in Albemarle Regional Jail, Chris was released on bail, to await his hearing on 5 February 2015.

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This Day in Christory


Today in Christory, in 2009, the Miscreants publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named power, has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, CWCFlyingElephants, shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.


Did You Know...

Da Update

  • 23 April - Chris posts another Mario Kart 8 video on Miiverse.
  • 22 April - It is discovered that Chris has begun playing Minecraft, under the name "ChristineWeston".
  • 21 April - Chris tries to rally support for an autistic sixth-grader convicted of a felony. He posts a link to an online petition.
  • 20 April - Chris is pissed on why Knuckles' Chaotix and Sonic CD haven't been ported to modern consoles or Virtual Console. (Note that Sonic CD has been ported to, among other things, the iPhone.)
  • 17 April - Chris refutes a Daily Mail UK article saying that Richmond, Virginia is the happiest place in the United States. He lists many people he perceives as enemies, counters that it is a most "paranoid" and "illsocial" place, and uses plenty of hashtags.
  • 16 April - Chris claims that if Sonichu gets into Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS/Wii U as DLC, he will make new Sonichu comics.
  • 13 April - Chris says that Disney Infinity is mediocre, and fails at contributing to the Free the Nipple movement.

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Chris was last spotted playing LittleBigPlanet 3 for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!

Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

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