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Quote of the Now

 
 
I'm hurting. It hurts. Errything hurts. A lot hurts. Goddamn stressful life!
 

 

—Chris in a recent video, To Mr. Smith on 26 October 2014.

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2014 has been quite the rough year for Chris. Starting off like previous years, not much had happened, nor really expected, until a coffee maker in the lower bathroom of the Chandler household had started an electrical fire; thus, burning down most of the property. Chris, his mother, and a few remaining pets managed to escape, but were left in a temporary home for the time being. Things went quiet for the few months that followed the inferno, until Chris had once again become active that summer, when he began petitioning off and bidding original artwork on eBay, Craigslist, and other auctioning sites. With mixed results, it seemed Chris may have been recovering, both financially and in his self-entitled career.

Unfortunately, it didn't last long, as by late summer/early fall, Chris had apparently found himself a new sweetheart, who was expected to be yet another fabricated lover. This speculation was met by even more false hope, in the form of "I Love You, Catherine", Chris's first video of 2014, addressed to (yet again) a new relationship he had apparently been in. It was later proven in November that 'Catherine' was in fact a troll persona, misleading Chris into a gradual bout of depression; also known as weening, a practice which has been highly frowned upon by the community.

With only a month left in the year, it seems that this may be Chris's lowest point, yet. And while his egotism still shines through a bit in recent months (such as with his irrational boycott of Sonic Boom), many have come to simply pity Chris for everything that's gone on in his life, as of now.

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This Day in Christory

more like "Gay 4 Sonichu", lolzzz

Today in Christory, in 2001, Chris created the "Hooked on Sonichu" Pokémon trainer card and added it to the Wall of Originals.

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  • 21 November - Chris rages over a fan video of Sonic Boom, for obvious reasons, then yells at Sega for saying that Sonic Boom is a hit.
  • 20 November - Chris rages over being denied acceptance to a sperm bank, and claims that they are discriminatory towards the autistic. He complains about Sonic Boom again, this time drawing a picture about it. Meanwhile, his Facebook friends helped him to make a new Sonichu site for him.
  • 18 November - Chris starts playing Little Pig Blanket 3, as shown on his PSN profile.
  • 13 November - Chris changes his Facebook banner photo. You can guess what it is by now. Also, he reminds his fans that the BMW is still for sale on Craigslist.
  • 12 November - EVEN MORE Sonic Boom boycotting, and in a truly disgusting display, Chris begs his Facebook friends to vandalize store property and tape protesting messages to the covers of the game. They respond by telling him that he is horribly overreacting and if he really won't stop doing this, that he should simply just make a petition.
  • 11 November - More Sonic Boom boycotting. More and more of his white knights get continually annoyed by this.
  • 9 November - Chris continues to boycott Sonic Boom.


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Chris was last spotted playing LittleBigPlanet 3 for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!

Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

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