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Quote of the Now

 
 
Attention Everyone!!!

To preface what has happened recently, I simply remind everyone that Sonic The Hedgehog's Arms Are Not Freaking Blue!!!

If ‪#‎SEGA‬ had Never changed them, or reversed the change between February and November of this year in the new Sonic Boom video games AND Cartoon Series on Cartoon Network, as well as the Toys and whatever else, I would Never Have Had to Protest and Rebel the way I have, including the creation of my group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!
 


 

Chris, blaming Sega for his assault on an innocent GameStop employee.

Article of the Now

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26 December 2014 -a date which will live in infamy- was probably the busiest day in Chris's life since he graduated, and is essentially 28 October 2011 all over again. Once again, Chris is in trouble with the law, and once again, it involves assaulting staff at a store. This time, though, it doesn't look like he'll get off the hook so easily.

After spending three days in Albemarle Regional Jail, Chris was released on bail, to await his hearing on 5 February 2015.

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This Day in Christory

Miyamoto is gay for Sonichu

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris released a video claiming that he had returned from spending several days in Redmont with Shigeru Miyamoto.

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Da Update

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  • 26 January: Chris begs for Legos for his birthday in order to hate trolls less.
  • 23 January: Chris posts a new, rather surreal piece of his art to his Facebook titled "My Mind Is a Blank".
  • 19 January: Christorians discover that Chris has removed all of his items to sell on eBay. Also, Chris discovers that his white knight Kenneth Englehardt bought a flesh-armed Sonic comic book...that had a preview for Sonic Boom. Even though the comic's focus wasn't on blue-armed Sonic, Chris proceeded to rage.
  • 15 January: Chris claims on Facebook that GameStop is violating court rules by having employees call him.
  • 13 January: Chris posts a long tirade as to why he owns both of the Sonic Boom games without having bought them.
  • 12 January: It is discovered that Chris actually owns both of the Sonic Boom games.
  • 11 January: Chris posts a plea begging for sympathy to his Facebook page, and further exposing the progression of his victim complex. He appears to be expressing his anxiety at the upcoming court appearance in the form of Facebook testimonies.

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Chris was last spotted playing LittleBigPlanet 3 for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!

Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

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