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Quote of the Now   “   You should not judge me for how much money I've spent on video games and whatnot, especially when a lot of you, with a modern touch screen phone. Ya'll must have spent at least one dollar on impulse, on your app-store games and whatever. I mean nobo-- I mean, we're all guilty of doing something as impulsive.   „   —Chris invites us to cast the first pickle

Article of the Now The PlayStation 4 is a video game console created by Sony, originally released in North America on November 15th, 2013. In February 2016, Chris requested one such console for his 34th birthday. Needless to say, he did not receive it. However, it was later revealed that Chris had in fact acquired the game console, citing a true and loyal fan as the one who sent it - albeit further investigations point to the possibility that Chris purchased it for himself and made up a person for whatever reason. Only time will tell if Chris truly received the console as a gift, or is simply trying to ruse us. (Read more...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated. (more...) In 2010, he uploads a video declaring that he is leaving the internet for good. Again. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his fangs to a pocket knife? ...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL? ...that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart? ...that a Forgiveness blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack? ...that Chris hates internet memes? ...that Chris is capable of taking care of himself? ...that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples? ...that Bob wanted you to shut that goddamn thing off? ...that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16? ...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded? ...that when working at Cutco, Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?

Da Update 20 March - Chris releases a Director Commentary for the Autism Tutorial. 16 March - Barb defends herself at trial and loses, and is ordered to pay $4,706.93 to Discover plus $56.00 in court costs. 14 March - It's revealed that Discover Bank is suing Barb for not paying debts. 10 March - Internet detectives discover that Chris actually bought his PS4 himself. 9 March - Chris wishes us a Happy Women's Day. 7 March - The glorious return of the "controller-in-hand" style of Chris's videos takes place as he livestreams Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast and Happy Birthday Tom. PSN Tracker Chris was last spotted playing Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist for the PS4. Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money! Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here. CWCki News Kiwi Farms Check out Chris's own section in Kiwi Farms, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions.) STOP UNNECESSARY PIPING. Notice: Stop putting conjecture or theories into main pages. Stop outright insulting Chris; he's terrible, we know. Have thoughts on the quality of the CWCki? Participate in the CWCki Quality Review. Improvement Project of the Now The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is... CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary Be sure to consult the talk page for improvement suggestions. GO WORK ON IT!

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