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Chris Calls Clyde Out

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On 23 April 2009, after a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again in Chris Calls Clyde Out.

Despite the video's intention to mock and intimidate Clyde, Chris ironically makes a bigger fool of himself by acting like an angry child playing pretend as the video starts, showing his fangs near the middle, and knocking down his camera not once, but twice in the process. This is all pretty hilarious when Chris assumes a "mature" stance at the end of the video, almost as if he expected Clyde (or anybody, for that matter) to take this video seriously.


Video



Chris Calls Clyde Out
Stardate 23 April 2009
Performance Style RageRage Rage, CrazyCrazy Crazy
Saga ClydeClyde Clyde Cash
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Come on, trollman. Come out of your trollster's paradise.
 

 

 
 
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
 

 

—William Shakespeare on this video

Transcript

Hello, Mr. Clyde. I have a bit of a message for you [sic] response to one you sent to me recently. [pauses, raises eyebrows] Yeah. Basically this is the impression I got from your message.

[Suddenly starts talking in high-pitched voice] Oh, look at me! I feel like a silly man! Look at me, my eyes? Don't look at my silly walk, look at my sill-nee-nyeh! Look at me! I am the troll. I should be so trolly. I should be trolly. Yes, ah-gah-dyeeeh! Ooh I'm mee! Look at mee! I've got an eyelid strip thing, beblehbebeblehh! I could be more laaame! You want me to be more lyaaame? Everyone laaame! I built this City (shitty) Wall and City Wok. Look at my silly walk! [moves like a penguin] Eeee!

[jump cut]

Oh, you forgot my silly walk?! See my City Wall? I give you akickinthehead. Hiyaa! [Chris raises leg in view of camera] And punchyouintheface. Hiyaaa! Three, I throwsomethingatyou, pyooo! BIIIM! [camera falls over]

[jump cut]

And you know what else, I throw something else at you. Hiyaa! [Camera falls over] Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get BLANGRY! [Chris grunts, growls, and looks a bit constipated, and then he roars at the camera up close and shakes his fists and PS3 controller] I will call you out, Mr Cush! I WILL CAAALL YOU OUT! [he holds his fist up to the camera and punches it]

[video cuts to a calmer Chris in a fighting sort of stance]

Come on, trollman. Come out of your trollster's paradise. I'll give you a beatdown. [waving fist at camera] You don't like that? Well... tough cookies! [Chris holds a thumb up to the camera sideways with a "psh" noise, and then he pauses and punches at it again with another "psh" noise]

[the video cuts again to Chris looking pleased with himself, and he appears to be about to say something, but decides against it]

Well Clyde, I'll be calling you out. I know you're in my neck of the woods somewhere, so... just come right on out, and find me. [flashes a victory sign] Peace.

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Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Clyde vs. Chris

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | ACWCAudition | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Chris vs Clyde: Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack | DrainedCreativity

Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial