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[[File:SchuComic10P29.jpg|thumb|Most awesome!]]
'''"Revive Zordon"''' is the newest single from [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] after the dismal failure of their sophomore album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''. The song made its worldwide debut in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American ''[[Wikipedia:Super Sentai|Super Sentai]]'' team, the [[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]], by reviving their mentor, [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]], who made a heroic sacrifice in the [[1998]] series ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers in Space|Power Rangers in Space]]''. 

Chris repeated his dislike for the plotline to [[Jackie]], using almost the same phrasing as in the song.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>
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==Lyrics==
[[Image:OldschoolrockinCWC.PNG|thumb|He's usin' the power of Rock and Rock to SAVE THE WORLD! \m/]]
[[Wikipedia:Andros (Power Rangers)|They]] smashed his tube<br/>
While lost [[Wikipedia:Power Rangers in Space|in space]]. <br/>
And then he was gone to save the human race<br/>
Yet more evil forces showed up<br/>
And they lost their good fans<br/>
When they went and killed [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]]!<br/>

''Chorus:''<br/>
They need to revive Zordon!<br/>
Revive Zordon!<br/>

Presidents tried to enforce<br/>
But that plot was too trite<br/>
Zordon was better than [[Jerkops|the police]]<br/>
He had great powers and then some <br/>
Might and magic ruled<br/>
And five Zords rule over three.<br/>

[''chorus x2'']

The original team was beyond the best<br/>
[[Wikipedia:Tommy Oliver|Tommy]] loved [[Wikipedia:Kimberly Hart|Kimberly]] <br/>
(Sweet and Tenderly)<br/>
[[Wikipedia:Trini Kwan|Trini]] was keeping it real with [[Wikipedia:Zack Taylor|Zach]] [''sic''],<br/>
[[Wikipedia:Billy Cranston|Billy]] had the brains to time travel<br/>
and [[Wikipedia:Jason Lee Scott|Jason]] was leadin' Red!<br/>

[[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Dinozords|Dinozords]] evolved to the<br/>
the [[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Thunderzords|Thunder Power]]<br/>
Ninja and [[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Shogunzords|Shogun]] [[Wikipedia:Zords in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers#Titanus the Carrierzord|Titanus]]<br/>
[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Zeo|Zeo Crystal Power]]<br/>
Autobot-Style with Turbo<br/>
U.F.O. got lost in Space<br/>

[''chorus x2'']

Revive Zordon and get the<br/>
Power Rangers back together,<br/>
which was most awesome!!!<br/>
(Compared to today's c**py "Power Rangers")<br/>
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==Unofficial versions==
Thankfully, Chris has never produced a recording of this song. Instead, we are treated to the dulcet tones of the narrator of the [[Audiobooks]]. The Christian & The Hedgehog Boys Tribute Album "Trollsta's Paradise" by Guwange also features a version of this song in an acoustic punk style.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name           = Revive Zordon
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|GnKttyKMz90}}
| stardate       = 14 [[February 2010]]
| maker          = [[Vivian Gee]] with singing by [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist]]
| type           = Music Video
| info           = MP3 [http://www.mediafire.com/?hwrvy3ncyyy here].
}}

<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name           = Revive Zordon
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|6fLSWxJ1cJY}}
| stardate       = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker          = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject        = Revive Zordon
| type           = Song Cover
| info           = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True & Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}</center>

==Reception==

{{quote|god. it's like if I rewrote the lyrics to Hey Jude but complained about how digimon season 2 sucked|[[Vivian Gee|Vivian]]}}

The song was first played at the headquarters of [[4-cent garbage.com]], which led to the deaths of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], as well about 250 other innocent people amongst the 1,500 working inside the building. In [[Molvanîa]], where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved from Sasava to Lublova.
== Sources ==
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