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[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|Camo-Flage, awaiting to be horribly disfigured]] | [[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|Camo-Flage, awaiting to be horribly disfigured]] | ||
'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a toy line intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for [[Chris]], who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several | '''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a toy line intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for [[Chris]], who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has several MLPs made with hair from his head (not the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|common misconception of pubic hair]]). | ||
The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and Edward Elric from ''[[wikipedia:Fullmetal_Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible Mary Sues such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki]]-Chan, who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]]. | The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and Edward Elric from ''[[wikipedia:Fullmetal_Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki]]-Chan, who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]]. | ||
In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right... [[Mailbag 35|According to Chris]], he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why? | In [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_18th%2C_2009|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is [[homos|straight]] all right... [[Mailbag 35|According to Chris]], he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why? | ||
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[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|left|150px|[[Lie|It... Is... So... Beautiful!]]]] | [[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|left|150px|[[Lie|It... Is... So... Beautiful!]]]] | ||
Like any | Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts in a display of what for him would be a [[Lovely Weather|lovely wedding]]. | ||
After having received a blessing from Chris's best | After having received a blessing from Chris's best [wo]man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] decide it is time to share an [[Sex|inti moment]], and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable MLP fans would hesitate to identify as a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the [[Pokémon|Boulder Badge]]. If Chris is merciful enough this might be the last time he punishes the MLP fandom. We can only hope. | ||
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|[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose | |[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose | ||
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|120px|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|120px|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|Chris depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism| quirks]], likes to [[Chris and | |Chris's depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a [[sweetheart]] himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, possibly [[Megan|camouflaged]]. | ||
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|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage | |[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage | ||
|[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash | |[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose | ||
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone| | |Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister. | ||
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|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto | |[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto | ||
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash | |[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose | ||
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. | |Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration. | ||
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|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest | |[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest | ||
|[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash | |[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose | ||
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|And inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on Edward Elric from ''Fullmetal Alchemist''. | |And inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on Edward Elric from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]''. | ||
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|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal | |[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal | ||
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My Little Pony (MLP) is a toy line intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by Megan. Chris has several MLPs made with hair from his head (not the common misconception of pubic hair).
The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from Naruto and Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, and horrible Mary Sues such as Cheroki-Chan, who is clearly based on the comic-book version of Chris, and Crystal, whose origin is obvious.
In Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009, you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is straight all right... According to Chris, he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?
In the comics
Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, Sonichu Special 2 reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts in a display of what for him would be a lovely wedding.
After having received a blessing from Chris's best [wo]man Sarah Hammer, the recently united Chris and Ivy decide it is time to share an inti moment, and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable MLP fans would hesitate to identify as a badly-drawn Rainbow Dash, which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge. If Chris is merciful enough this might be the last time he punishes the MLP fandom. We can only hope.
| The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness | |||
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| Chris' Own Creations | Original | TCG? In My Ponies? | Notes |
| Cheroki-Chan | Pony in Seaspray Pose | Chris's depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few quirks, likes to draw and color, but above all, he is noble and honorable. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a sweetheart himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, possibly camouflaged. | |
| Camo-Flage | Pony in Rainbow Dash pose | Posible representation of Megan Schroeder. She rejected Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister. | |
| Mimmbo Bo Boruto | Pony in Rainbow Dash pose | Custom pony based on and made for Daniel Mimms. Naruto is another inspiration. | |
| Squall Metal Alchamest | Pony in Rainbow Dash pose | And inter-dimensional pony with motherly issues. Based on Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. | |
| Crystal | Pony Cutie Keen Bean | Conmemorative Pony of Crystal, Chris' future daughter. | |
| Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior | Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose | Camo-flage's older brother combined with the Pokémon Salamence. | |
| Ty Game | Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose | Gamer Pony. | |
| Bee Riana | Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right) | When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since. | |
| Educait | Pony in Sunny Daze Pose | A nerdy Pony. It is of the Wallflower type. | |
| Honeysumerah | Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose | Based on a shallow Pop Star. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway Family Guy gag. | |
| Modest Manna | Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose | Mormon pony. | |
| Linnhadey | Pony in Beachberry Pose | 'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony | |
| Federico | Pony in Beachberry Pose | Spanish Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise. | |
| Bottom Beck | Pony in Diva Pose | Generic soulless and flavorless Pony. | |
