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[[Chris]]' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon) | [[Chris]]' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon) | ||
He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the [[trolls | slanderous trolls]]. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President | He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, [[stress]] than the [[trolls | slanderous trolls]]. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President | ||
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Robert's step-son, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]], despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".<ref>E-mails: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-3.PNG</ref> | Robert's step-son, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]], despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".<ref>E-mails: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-3.PNG</ref> | ||
Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with [[trolls]] in the CWC world recently, due to his infamous cameo in the | Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with [[trolls]] in the CWC world recently, due to his infamous cameo in the [http://www.slutload.com/watch/gEnIQ5EQM9C/Chris-chan-caught-fapping-by-his-dad.html Chris-chan caught fapping incident] and cutting down Chris' internets. | ||
Revision as of 17:42, 1 March 2009
| “ | Get away from that Internet, I'm cutting it down! | ” |
| Bob Chandler, the cyberspace lumberjack | ||
Chris' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon)
He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the slanderous trolls. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President . Robert's step-son, Cole, despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".[1]
Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with trolls in the CWC world recently, due to his infamous cameo in the Chris-chan caught fapping incident and cutting down Chris' internets.
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