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'''Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009''' (originally uploaded as '''10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)''') is a video in which Chris tries to use [[:Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|his drawing of himself having sex with three women]] as evidence against allegations that he's a [[homosexual]], and specifically points out that one of them is [[Niggos|"half-and-half"]] to refute accusations of racism. Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that [[Chris and reality|he lacks the ability to distinguish fantasy from reality]]. He also accuses trolls of being immature, while showing off a picture he did of some naked ladies. Real mature, Chris.
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[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|200px|"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN?"]]
[[Image:CWCRockin4Gay.jpg|thumb|200px|"If I was a homosexual..."]]


==Original YouTube Description==
'''Warning - Naughty Women ;)''' (officially '''10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)''') is a video in which [[Chris]] tries to use [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], a drawing of himself [[Fuck Quest|having sex]] with three female members of his [[Guitar Hero]] "rock band" as evidence against allegations that he's a [[homos|homosexual]]. He also specifically points out that one of them is [[Niggos|"half-and-half"]] to refute accusations of [[Racism|racism.]]


Warning - Naughty Women. ;)
Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that he lacks the ability to [[Chris and reality|distinguish fantasy from reality]]. He also accuses trolls of being immature, while showing off a Rule 34 drawing he did of his virtual harem from a video game. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Real mature, Chris]].


See Original, uncensored Drawing at
Interestingly, Chris '''only''' denies that he is [[SLGBTQ|gay, bisexual, or lesbian]] in the video. [[Transgender|Classic foreshadowing.]]
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==Video==
==Video==


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'''Official description:''' Warning - Naughty Women. ;)
 
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| subject        = {{Homos|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style          = {{Rage|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| shirt          = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| previous      = [[9 October 2009]]
| next          = [[Challenge for Clyde]]
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{{quote|Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! I'm having sex with three women!}}
 
=== Transcript ===
 
Hmm, [[Captain's Log|Captain's Log]]. [[CWCki:DATING|The 10th of October 2009]].
 
Now. I would like to make it perfectly clear, but first I would like to state... THE update [''dramatic [[glasses]] removal''] that will be on the [[CWCipedia]] tomorrah-uh-duh-later tonight or tomorrow. A few more pages for the numb nine book. So, look forward to that [''short pause''] good viewers.
 
Now, for those who DARE continue to mislabel me as dang [[homos|''gaaaaay'']], homosexual, or bisexual, uggh... ''[shakes head]'' I'm straight. I. Am. Straight.


===Transcript===
[''Chris approaches the [[camera]] by maneuvering around something off-screen, grabs the camera, and holds it close to his face'']


Hmm, Captain's Loooog. [[CWCki:DATING|10 October 2009]]. Now. I would like to make it perfectly clear, but first I would like to state...THE update [''dramatic [[glasses]] removal''] that will be on the [[CWCipedia]] tomorrah-uh-duh-later tonight or tomorrow.  A few more pages for the numb nine book. So, look forward to that. Good viewers.
And I tell you what. If I was a s-homosexual or anything like that, would I not-would I be having sex...


[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN?"]]
[''angles camera down and shoves [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] fully into the frame, with strips of paper taped over the genitals and nipples, [[Manboobs|including Chris's]]'']  


Now, for those who DAYARE continue to mislabel me as dang [[homos|''gaaaaay'']], homosexual, or bisexual, uggh... ''[shakes head]'' I'm straight. I. Am. Straight. [''Chris approaches the camera by maneuvering around something off-screen, grabs the camera, and holds it close to his sneering face'']  And I tell you what. If I was a s-homosetsual or anything like that, would I not would I be having sex [''angles camera down and shoves CWCRockin4Way.jpg fully into the frame, with strips of paper taped over the genitals and nipples, including Chris's man breasts''] with THREE WOMEN? Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! [[virgin with rage|I'm having sex with three women]], and you know what? The one in the middoo is [[niggos|half-and-half!]]
..with THREE WOMEN? Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! [[Chris and reality|I'm having sex with three women]], and you know what? The one in the middle is [[niggos|half-and-half!]]


[''Chris points camera back at his enraged face''] I am [[Chris and sex|STRAIGHT]]. Get through your damn dirty immature skulls! [''sets camera back down with a forceful thud, meanders back to where he was originally standing by awkwardly stepping over the object from earlier, takes a moment to set himself'']  
[''Chris points camera back at his enraged face'']  


Thank you very much [''flashes victory sign''] and have a good day. [''bends down to the controller to halt recording'']
I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty immature skulls!


==Origin of the three ladies==
[''sets camera back down with a forceful thud, meanders back to where he was originally standing by awkwardly stepping over the object from earlier, takes a moment to set himself'']


The three women in Chris's drawing share an uncanny resemblance with the band members playing with him in his virtual band. In the video [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]], we see Chris playing [[Guitar Hero]]. On the screen, he's the guitarist, the [[niggos|Niggo]] is the drummer, the Half-and-Half is the singer and the Aryan blonde is the bass player. So, yes, Chris is building his virtual harem.
Thank you very much [''flashes victory sign with fingers''] and have a good day.  


[[Image:Sonichu3way.jpg|thumb|Sent to Chris on August 10th and possibly saved as masturbatory material.]]
[''bends down to the controller to halt recording'']


Incidentally, the improbable sex act depicted in Chris's Guitar Hero porn bears striking similarities to an image emailed to him multiple times in early August, along with an assortment of other fanart of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie Sonee and his sisters]]. Chris made a [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|Captain's Log Entry]] to complain about this fanart, despite using [[Pedofork|toddler guro]] as inspiration for his own poorly-drawn sex comics. (and probably as a means for [[Mass Debate|personal relief]])
== See also ==
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], about the drawing itself.
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and reality]]


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"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN?"
"If I was a homosexual..."

Warning - Naughty Women ;) (officially 10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)) is a video in which Chris tries to use CWCRockin4Way.jpg, a drawing of himself having sex with three female members of his Guitar Hero "rock band" as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual. He also specifically points out that one of them is "half-and-half" to refute accusations of racism.

Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that he lacks the ability to distinguish fantasy from reality. He also accuses trolls of being immature, while showing off a Rule 34 drawing he did of his virtual harem from a video game. Real mature, Chris.

Interestingly, Chris only denies that he is gay, bisexual, or lesbian in the video. Classic foreshadowing.

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Warning - Naughty Women ;)
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“ Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! I'm having sex with three women! ”

Transcript

Hmm, Captain's Log. The 10th of October 2009.

Now. I would like to make it perfectly clear, but first I would like to state... THE update [dramatic glasses removal] that will be on the CWCipedia tomorrah-uh-duh-later tonight or tomorrow. A few more pages for the numb nine book. So, look forward to that [short pause] good viewers.

Now, for those who DARE continue to mislabel me as dang gaaaaay, homosexual, or bisexual, uggh... [shakes head] I'm straight. I. Am. Straight.

[Chris approaches the camera by maneuvering around something off-screen, grabs the camera, and holds it close to his face]

And I tell you what. If I was a s-homosexual or anything like that, would I not-would I be having sex...

[angles camera down and shoves CWCRockin4Way.jpg fully into the frame, with strips of paper taped over the genitals and nipples, including Chris's]

..with THREE WOMEN? Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! I'm having sex with three women, and you know what? The one in the middle is half-and-half!

[Chris points camera back at his enraged face]

I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty immature skulls!

[sets camera back down with a forceful thud, meanders back to where he was originally standing by awkwardly stepping over the object from earlier, takes a moment to set himself]

Thank you very much [flashes victory sign with fingers] and have a good day.

[bends down to the controller to halt recording]

See also

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