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[[Image:CWCnudes.jpg|thumb|right|Typical reaction to Chris Chan nudes.]]
 
On several occasions, photographs and screencaps showing [[Chris's]] uncovered, or scantly covered, body, often including his [[duck|genitals]], have leaked onto the Internet. These materials include:
 
* Shots of Chris posing naked in his room. This includes a picture of his semi-flacid penis, with a picture of Sonichu drawn on it.
* Material obtained via webcam, including a video of Chris masturbating, and screenshot's of [[Chris's]] hard penis.
* Pictures of Chris posing in his mother's underwear.
* Pictures of Chris's hard penis, showing an obvious bend.
* A tape of Chris having [[sex]] with a blow-up doll.
 
In the first set of nudes, Chris was smart enough not to include his face in any of the pictures, but not smart enough not to take a photo in what was clearly his room, complete with a picture of [[Rosechu]] visible in the background.
 
==Drawn Nudes==
 
On several occasions, Chris has drawn images depicting himself, his friends, or characters from his comic without clothes on, often engaging in sexual acts. For information on these images, see [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]].
 
==Gallery of Horrors==
 
 
{{collapsible
|Fair warning is given, viewing these images may result in blindness and/or copious amounts of vomit
|<gallery perrow="5">
 
Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|The sad thing is, it's longer and wider when it's flaccid. Plus, the 45 degree angle isn't as obvious.
Image:CWCMyduck.JPG|The uncensored image constitutes a crime against humanity according to international law.
Image:CWCass.JPG|This was sent to a straight woman. Because straight women are turned on by men's asses.
Image:CWCanus.JPG|Yes Chris, women are turned on by your disturbed anus.
Image:CWCduck.jpg|The Loch Ness monster exists and is in Chris's pants.
Image:Fctcvictory1.jpg|Note the green bathrobe that Chris would later wear in the recycling video.
Image:CWCsonichuduck.JPG|It is unknown whether drawing [[Sonichu]] on his penis was Chris' or lordsillynipples' idea.
Image:CWCmassdebate.jpg|Screencaps from a [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam video]] shot in the Chandler's filthy kitchen.
Image:fapcupwhy.jpg|Chris using the [[Fapcup]].
Image:Fallingoffbalance.jpg|Chris slips and almost seriously injuries himself while dancing naked in his filthy shower.
Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|(Joke about Chris's penis size goes here. I'm tired.)
Image:Spanking3.jpg|Chris spanks himself and films it to impress a [[Troll|girl]] on the internet.
</gallery>}}
 
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Typical reaction to Chris Chan nudes.

On several occasions, photographs and screencaps showing Chris's uncovered, or scantly covered, body, often including his genitals, have leaked onto the Internet. These materials include:

  • Shots of Chris posing naked in his room. This includes a picture of his semi-flacid penis, with a picture of Sonichu drawn on it.
  • Material obtained via webcam, including a video of Chris masturbating, and screenshot's of Chris's hard penis.
  • Pictures of Chris posing in his mother's underwear.
  • Pictures of Chris's hard penis, showing an obvious bend.
  • A tape of Chris having sex with a blow-up doll.

In the first set of nudes, Chris was smart enough not to include his face in any of the pictures, but not smart enough not to take a photo in what was clearly his room, complete with a picture of Rosechu visible in the background.

Drawn Nudes

On several occasions, Chris has drawn images depicting himself, his friends, or characters from his comic without clothes on, often engaging in sexual acts. For information on these images, see Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack.

Gallery of Horrors

Fair warning is given, viewing these images may result in blindness and/or copious amounts of vomit

  • The sad thing is, it's longer and wider when it's flaccid. Plus, the 45 degree angle isn't as obvious.

  • The uncensored image constitutes a crime against humanity according to international law.

  • This was sent to a straight woman. Because straight women are turned on by men's asses.

  • Yes Chris, women are turned on by your disturbed anus.

  • The Loch Ness monster exists and is in Chris's pants.

  • Fctcvictory1.jpg

    Note the green bathrobe that Chris would later wear in the recycling video.

  • It is unknown whether drawing Sonichu on his penis was Chris' or lordsillynipples' idea.

  • Screencaps from a webcam video shot in the Chandler's filthy kitchen.

  • Chris using the Fapcup.

  • Chris slips and almost seriously injuries himself while dancing naked in his filthy shower.

  • (Joke about Chris's penis size goes here. I'm tired.)

  • Chris spanks himself and films it to impress a girl on the internet.

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