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<!-- someone write about his hair, hair styles, and how he's losing his hair lately -->
Soaked with grease and slowly falling off, Chris's '''hair'' is one of the many indicators of his unhealthy lifestyle.
 
The greasiness can easily be explained by Chris's [[McDonalds|diet]] and lack of regular bathing.
 
Due to what is speculated to be a hormonal imbalance, Chris is balding prematurely at the age of 27, which has made him look creepier and more like a pedophile. It is however a popular (abiet unlikely) theory amongst [[trolls]] that the baldness is a physical indicator of the [[stress]] Chris claims they put him through.


==Hair mail==
==Hair mail==
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Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 packets were made. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English and Chris's version of Spanish, with each side having a Sonichu drawing, where the Spanish side has Sonichu in a sombrero (you know, BECAUSE ALL MEXICANS WEAR OVERSIZE SOMBREROS).
Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 packets were made. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English and Chris's version of Spanish, with each side having a Sonichu drawing, where the Spanish side has Sonichu in a sombrero (you know, BECAUSE ALL MEXICANS WEAR OVERSIZE SOMBREROS).
Due to what is speculated to be a hormonal imbalance, Chris is balding prematurely at the age of 27, which has made him look creepier and more like a pedophile.


===Gallery of hair===
===Gallery of hair===

Revision as of 15:09, 27 December 2009

Soaked with grease and slowly falling off, Chris's 'hair is one of the many indicators of his unhealthy lifestyle.

The greasiness can easily be explained by Chris's diet and lack of regular bathing.

Due to what is speculated to be a hormonal imbalance, Chris is balding prematurely at the age of 27, which has made him look creepier and more like a pedophile. It is however a popular (abiet unlikely) theory amongst trolls that the baldness is a physical indicator of the stress Chris claims they put him through.

Hair mail

Cassie, co-founder of Sonichu Girls, asked Chris for locks of his hairs so all the Sonichu Girls can have them as a souvenir.

Because Chris can't say no to a pretty lady (or a dude pretending to be one, lol), he went to the trouble of cutting his hair, placing it into small baggies with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big C himself.

Due to the Mexican postal service (insert derogatory joke about Mexicans here), it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock.

Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 packets were made. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English and Chris's version of Spanish, with each side having a Sonichu drawing, where the Spanish side has Sonichu in a sombrero (you know, BECAUSE ALL MEXICANS WEAR OVERSIZE SOMBREROS).

Gallery of hair

FUN FACT: You can't actually clone people from hair trimmings, the only part of the hair that contains DNA is the root, so hair needs to be pulled out, rather than cut in order to make a clone. (Possible future trolling option?)