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[[Image:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|200px|right|When you see it, you'll shit bricks]] | [[Image:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|200px|right|When you see it, you'll shit bricks]] | ||
[[Son-Chu]] (aka '''The Sonichu Mobile''') is Chris's 1994 Ford Escort. | |||
This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield, perhaps because they give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents. | This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield, perhaps because they give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents. | ||
The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license. | |||
==Backstory== | |||
Since Chris jerks off to [[Transformers]], he pretends that his car is a Transformer. From the [[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Son-Chu</ref>: | |||
{{qutoebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when Decepti-Clones attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.}} | |||
==Vanity Plate== | |||
The plate reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever. | The plate reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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Revision as of 21:10, 30 July 2009
Son-Chu (aka The Sonichu Mobile) is Chris's 1994 Ford Escort.
This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the Handicapped parking tag in the wind-shield, perhaps because they give those out to people that are mentally retarded or it's for his parents.
The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license.
Backstory
Since Chris jerks off to Transformers, he pretends that his car is a Transformer. From the CWCipedia[1]: Template:Qutoebox
Vanity Plate
The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever.
Gallery
The vanity plate, IRL (notice the autism and The GAMe PLACe bumper stickers along with a PVCC license plate frame).
The vanity plate, as seen from the comic
Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)
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