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[[Image:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|200px|When you see it, you'll <s>shit bricks</s> ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]] | [[Image:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|200px|When you see it, you'll <s>shit bricks</s> ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]] | ||
[[Image:License.jpg|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)|thumb]] | |||
'''Son-Chu''' (aka '''The Sonichu Mobile''') is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]]. | |||
While Chris - to put it mildly - obviously suffers from multiple ''disconcerting'' issues which are listed [[My Little Pony|elsewhere]] in this fine wiki, the Department of Motor Vehicles has nevertheless given him a full permission to drive a <del>[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|3-ton murder weapon]]</del> [[Sonichu Special 4|motor vehicle to be used in a plan to commit aggravated assault]]. DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment. | |||
Members of PVCC believe that the fact that Chris owns a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic [[fail]]. | Members of PVCC believe that the fact that Chris owns a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic [[fail]]. | ||
==Backstory== | ==Backstory== | ||
Since Chris jerks off to [[Transformers]], he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool Sportin', Escortin' Car."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Son-Chu</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Son-Chu</ref> | Since Chris jerks off to [[Transformers]], he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool Sportin', Escortin' Car."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Son-Chu</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Son-Chu</ref> | ||
{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when Decepti-Clones attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise. | {{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when Decepti-Clones attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise. | ||
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**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days. | **Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days. | ||
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The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" still remains unknown. The same can be said of all of Chris's other Transformers rip-offs, though. | |||
==Handicap parking permit== | |||
Being [[Autism|a high functioning autistic male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car. | |||
Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. Yes, Chris actually does take up spaces meant for people who are ''really'' disabled. | |||
The biggest question is, of course, this: who needs handicap permits when he's got a giant robot? If he can't find parking space, he could just level the parking lot. ''Duh.'' | |||
==Vanity plate== | ==Vanity plate== | ||
Revision as of 20:35, 7 December 2009
Son-Chu (aka The Sonichu Mobile) is Chris's 1994 Ford Escort.
While Chris - to put it mildly - obviously suffers from multiple disconcerting issues which are listed elsewhere in this fine wiki, the Department of Motor Vehicles has nevertheless given him a full permission to drive a 3-ton murder weapon motor vehicle to be used in a plan to commit aggravated assault. DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment.
Members of PVCC believe that the fact that Chris owns a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail.
Backstory
Since Chris jerks off to Transformers, he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool Sportin', Escortin' Car."[1] From the CWCipedia:[2]
| My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when Decepti-Clones attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.
Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.
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The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" still remains unknown. The same can be said of all of Chris's other Transformers rip-offs, though.
Handicap parking permit
Being a high functioning autistic male, Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.
Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. Yes, Chris actually does take up spaces meant for people who are really disabled.
The biggest question is, of course, this: who needs handicap permits when he's got a giant robot? If he can't find parking space, he could just level the parking lot. Duh.
Vanity plate
The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever. It should be noted that in 2007 a state by state survey was taken to assess how many vanity plates were registered in the United States. Of the 9.7 million vanity plates registered[3], 16.19% are in Virginia, making Virginia the national leader in the "Egotistical Retards with Cars" category, with Chris being one of these egotistical retards. GOOD JOB, VIRGINIA!
Gallery
Side profile of the car. Honor roll my ass.
The vanity plate, IRL (notice the autism and The GAMe PLACe bumper stickers along with a PVCC license plate frame).
The vanity plate, as seen from the comic
The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.
Sauces
See also
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