Song of Christian

Once Chris had to write a poem for class, but failed miserably. He later made a video that showed him raging about the deserved F. Strangely his voice sounded not as high-pitched as today, when he was 16.

The poem

I hear America singing and I sing of myself
And you experience as I experience
The problems of yourself are my problems.
[?] The young singing cries of happiness
As you have sung the song of laughter.
At age six weeks I sang this song of laughter
Then at one and a half years of age, the Lord put the mute button on me.
Those are my parents song they pulled me through to talk again at age seven.
I am now sixteen years old and good at talking enough to help me achieve new goals and Mario raceway records and to finish Homemade Nintendo Power magazine.
The magazine songs, the ballad of Sonic the Hedgehog on Game Boy.
The rudeness of the teenager's song,
The despicable mention of rude words and...D-R-U-G-S.
I am not afraid to speak despise the hazardous flukes in America's song.
My song that I sing, although I talk well,
My peer relationship is low, and my loneliness is off the scale.

The video

Part 1

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Just showing off his Homemade Nintendo Power magazine.

Part 2

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Chris rages at 7:38 and 9:14 if you want to skip all the shit no one cares about.