Talk:Homos

To do

• All of Chris's quotes asserting his heterosexuality
• Picture of Chris in his mom's underwear
• His comments against homos

Sex Toys thing

Good so far, but I edited the thing about the anal beads. I've actually ordered from AdamAndEve.com before and they generally give you a choice of a toy or a DVD. Furthermore, the toy is usually based on what you order - order a fake pussy or something like that, and you'll get something like a fake cocksucker. Order something phallic and you'll get something phallic as a free gift (i.e. order a dildo, you'll get anal beads). It's been a while since I last ordered form them (pro tip: Amazon is actually cheaper) but I do believe you can opt out. I do believe that one of Chris's dildo (not his vibrator) he actually BOUGHT because (and I'm paraphrasing his own word) it was only like $1.99 or something like that. The moar you know. --Champthom 17:36, 14 March 2009 (CET)

Whoa whoa whoa, back up. Chris has a dildo AND a vibrtator? --MachPunch 19:39, 15 March 2009 (CET)

Asexuality

Me and a friend (who both enjoy this wiki very much) were talking about CWC recently, and we personally think he's asexual, but trying to put up a heterosexual facade because Grown Ups Have Sex; so I added a little bit about that possibility. Needlepants 21:21, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

• The asexuality section is great. I really believe Chris is obsessed with getting laid not out of any perversion or actual sexual desire, but because it's what he believes adulthood is about. And to be honest, sexuality is a big part of being an adult, unfortunately Chris is ignoring things like interpersonal relationships, financial responsibility, work, every single other thing. tl;dr: Chris isn't a pervert or homophobe, he's just retarded.

• Alright, it seems that this article is the wrong page for the asexuality bit and that the Chris and Sex page would be a better fit for it, so I'm going to put it over there, then. Needlepants 08:51, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

Revelation?

I happened to glance at CWCikipedia's article onDating Education, and I noticed something.

"It is a fact that individuals who were unable to find their opposite-gender Sweetheart or crushes and get lucky before adulthood are likely tempted to turn homo"

Apparently not getting Hanky Panky during teenaged years leads to temptations of being a homo. CWC Science Proven Fact! Anyway, would this be notable enough to put in either this article or Chris and sex, or just forget about it?--WEsKar 20:27, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

I slipped it into the "Fear of..." section already, but it bears further expansion. This is quite the psycho-sexual revelation on Chris's part. CDiddles 20:51, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

"Christopher" (I guess?) faved this

Christopher also does a lot of other shit like that right now. --Sonijew 18:32, 4 September 2009 (CEST)