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[[ | '''''Sony''' is an electronics company. It is not to be confused with [[Sonee]], the pre-evolution of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].'' | ||
[[ | [[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|400px|center|Thank you for helping me meet [[trolls]]]] | ||
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[[ | '''Sony''' is one of [[Chris]]'s game company hardons. Creator of the [[PS3]], PlayStation 2, and the PlayStation Eye. In a odd way, we have to blame Sony perhaps more than [[Nintendo]] for contributing to Chris's mental degradation (after all, Nintendo never gave him a camera and unfiltered Internet access). | ||
[[ | ==The company and Chris== | ||
[[ | As a company, Sony has [[Troll|trolled]] Chris inadvertently several times. Perhaps the lulziest event in Chris Chan's life was the infamous [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown]] scandal. During the contest, [[Megan|rape was alleged]], [[Cole Smithey|family issues were brought to light]], and Chris... [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode|just watch]]. | ||
{{quote|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "KICK THE AUTISTIC!"| [[Chris]] on how Sony cockblocked him}} | |||
This sequence marks the downfall of Chris into even further madness. Before, he was a creepy dude who lived with his parents; after we saw that he was a [[Homos|homophobic]], [[niggos|racist]], [[Autism|retarded]] irrational manchild. | |||
'''Thanks, Sony. Thanks a lot.''' | |||
In the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and [[Microsoft]]) to stop the trolls. | |||
==The company and [[Sonichu]]== | |||
While Chris plugs many [[Axe|products]] (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the [[PS3]]. This four hundred dollar [[LittleBigPlanet|soul stealer]] has been subject to many, many [[Chris humps his PS3|creepy forms]] of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would '''ever''' want to appear in anything made by a man who [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|soils himself]]. | |||
[[Image:TROPHY.JPG|thumb|400px|center|Enjoy the hi-res MSPaint graphics.]] | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[PS3]] | |||
*''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' | |||
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009]] | |||
[[Category:Chris-chan]] | |||
[[Category:Video Games]] | |||
Revision as of 00:57, 25 September 2009
Sony is an electronics company. It is not to be confused with Sonee, the pre-evolution of Sonichu.
Sony is one of Chris's game company hardons. Creator of the PS3, PlayStation 2, and the PlayStation Eye. In a odd way, we have to blame Sony perhaps more than Nintendo for contributing to Chris's mental degradation (after all, Nintendo never gave him a camera and unfiltered Internet access).
The company and Chris
As a company, Sony has trolled Chris inadvertently several times. Perhaps the lulziest event in Chris Chan's life was the infamous Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown scandal. During the contest, rape was alleged, family issues were brought to light, and Chris... just watch.
| “ | I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "KICK THE AUTISTIC!" | ” |
| Chris on how Sony cockblocked him | ||
This sequence marks the downfall of Chris into even further madness. Before, he was a creepy dude who lived with his parents; after we saw that he was a homophobic, racist, retarded irrational manchild.
Thanks, Sony. Thanks a lot.
In the video NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!, Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and Microsoft) to stop the trolls.
The company and Sonichu
While Chris plugs many products (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the PS3. This four hundred dollar soul stealer has been subject to many, many creepy forms of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would ever want to appear in anything made by a man who soils himself.
