DJ Jamsta

Jamsta covering the gay pride march

“	"Hey guys, gals, duds [sic] and dudettes of all ages! We are rockin' hawt at Cwcville Beach for Spring Break '08! Y'all know me as Jamsta Sonichu, da DJ with da power!"	”
DJ Jamsta, laying it down

COOL DUDE

DJ Jamsta is a Sonichu DJ, and host of KCWC. His origins are unknown, Sonichu historians suspect he was plagiarized from a better comic. DJ Jamsta is known for using out-of-date slang and making sexist remarks towards women. Even by Sonichu standards he is particularly ridiculous looking. He looks kind of like if the beginning sequence to Saved by the Bell fucked Sonic the Hedgehog. It's also not entirely clear if his ears are just a different color than the rest of his fur or if he just has a spectacularly terrible hat. Of note, if they are his ears, then his earphones rest on the side of his head: far away from anywhere they would be of any use.

Not Cool

DJ Jamsta is a symbol of what Chris thinks is cool, which is why Jamsta is so very uncool. Chris uses some of DJ Jamsta lines in his future message.

Age Mistakes

Along with Lolisa Rosechu, Jamsta Sonichu is somehow inexplicably older than the "original" Sonichu; his age is shown as 21 at the end of episode 17 in Sonichu #8, while near the start of episode 18 (which is set many years after episode 17 occurred) Sonichu becomes 20 years old. This leaves a logical fallacy in that, if Jamsta is older than Sonichu, wouldn't he name the species of Pokemon to which he and the rest of the male Hedgehogs belong?

Chris adresses this in his Mailbag.

“	"Yes, that is correct. Jamsta and Lolisa hatched somewhere private, and their species was not classified with the Professors until about 1990. He did not have his Pok'eBalls with him at those times; they were kept in his Gym at all times."	”
--ChrisChanSonichu 00:33, 22 November 2009 (CET)

Of course, Chris's explaination only created more questions. In fact, it makes even less sense than before. For example, it doesn't explain where Lolisa and Jamsta came from in the first place, how they met each other, and why he is running a radio station.