User:Beat

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Operation Mailbag This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.

CWChronology Iron Cross Thank u for ur great help towards the obsessive chronological documentation of Chris-Chan's life! :3

I think Beat is a pretty cool guy. Eh occasionally transcribes videos, and doesn't afraid of anything.

I like writing "TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH" in talk pages, and often will transcribe bitches just for the opportunity to write that phrase.

My to do list

• My sandbox. I must have picked the worst project ever.

My letters to Chris

• The Man who was Thursday
• The Screwtape Letters

I like books.

Mailbag references

People, myself included, love to mail Chris under names of people famous enough that he really should notice them. Chris, of course, never does.

Mailbag 1

• Leonardo DaVinci: Painter, inventor, super genius.

Mailbag 2

• Laura Winslow: The daughter from "Family Matters".
• Ivan Drago: Rocky's opponent from "Rocky IV".

Mailbag 3

• Manuel Noriega: Military Dictator of Panama.

Mailbag 4

• Todd Phillips: Filmmaker.
• Repeat appearance by Ivan Drago.
• Samael Morningstar: The devil.
• Joseph Stalin: Communist dictator of Russia.
• Gabe Newell: Co-founder of game design company Valve.

Mailbag 5

• Lietenant Surge: One of the Gym Leaders in Pokemon.
• Erich Von Klinkerhoffen: Nazi from the sitcom "Allo 'Allo!"

Mailbag 6

• Levi Johnston: The guy who knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter.
• Kim Jong Un: Third son of Kim Jong Il, the psychopathic manchild running North Korea.
• John Gacy: Serial murder known as the "Killer Clown".

Mailbag 7

• Jeffrey Dahmer: Serial murder who liked to eat people.
• Sergeant Charles Zim: Character from Starship Troopers.
• Repeat appearance by Levi Johnston.

Mailbag 8

• Linetrap. But she doesn't really count.

Mailbag 9'

• Walter Sobcheck: Character from the big Lebowski
• Horst Wessel: Nazi activist.
• Trent Reznor: Nine Inch Nails frontman.
• Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Current dictator of Iran.

Mailbag 10

• Repeat appearance from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Mailbag 11

• Paul Bernardo: Serial killer and rapist.
• Daniel Plainview: Character from "There will be Blood".
• Joseph Joestar: Second hero from "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure".

Mailbag 12

• Besarion Jughashvili:Joseph Stalin's dad.
• Another repeat appearance by Levi Johnston.

Mailbag 13

• Charles Darwin: The guy who came up with evolution.
• Gabriel Syme: Main character of the Christian allegory "The man who was Thursday".
• Rod Blagojevich: Disgraced former governor of Illinois.
• Walter Breuning: Guy who's really, really old.
• Oedipus Rex: Main character of the play by Sophocles of the same name.
• Erik Pikkuvikainen: The kid responsible for the Jokela school shooting.
• Albert Speer:Nazi Architect.

I'll finish this later.