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{{Quote|And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|Adult Life]] straight from my tortured [[heart level|heart]] and soul. I will bring the [[CWC Fighter|pain]] to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick [[Mary Lee Walsh]] into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric-Hedgehogs]], my [[Barbara|mother]] and [[Bob Chandler|father]], my Closest [[Gal-Pals]] who I've grown to love; [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]] to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my [[Naitsirhc|Dark Half]]. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between [[Nintendo Wii]], PlayStation 2 and [[PlayStation 3]] ([[PlayStation 3#PlayStation Network|with downloadable content]]); screw the [[Hex Bawx|HEX-Box]].|From [[An Important Update]].}}
[[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles, Artwork.jpg|thumb|250px|Probably the most unintentionally accurate depiction of how Chris views real adult life.]]
[[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles.jpg|thumb|250px|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]]


[[Image:CWCAdultChronicles.jpg|thumb|250px|Probably the most unintentionally accurate depiction of how Chris views real adult life.]]
'''''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles''''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s ill-conceived, [[Chris and his ego|narcissistic]] [[video game]] idea where one plays as Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]] and kill [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.
[[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|250px|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]]
'''''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles''''' is [[Chris]]'s extremely dumb and [[Ego|narcissistic]] game idea where you play Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.


Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about him and his [[fail]]ure to adjust to adult life.  
Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life... Which, ironically, would be befitting as an adaptation of [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], which is about himself more than it is the title character.


The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, [[PS3]], and [[Wii]], it should absolutely never be made for the [[Hex Bawx]].  
The game is (ostensibly) currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for [[Sony|PS2]], [[PS3]], and [[Wii]], and it should absolutely never be made for the [[HEXBox]]. (Fans have waited to find out if the title will be redeveloped for newer generations of consoles.)
 
On 4 October 2017, Chris mentioned his ''Adult Chronicles'' game again in a [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1|Q&A]] he did for [[Kiwi Farms]]. He said:
 
{{quotebox|Mm. Oh yeah, um... Adul-- The... heh. There was a video game of my adult life to be made, it would have to be something like a choice-making game like, either ''[[Life Is Strange]]'' or ''{{w|Gone Home}}''. I like both of those, both of those are really good.}}
 
Strangely enough, ''Gone Home'' is not a choice-making game or at all similar to ''Life Is Strange''; it is a mod of the survival horror game ''{{w|Amnesia: The Dark Descent}}''.


== Cover ==
== Cover ==
In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having ''already won'' his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as ''Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt'') actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.
In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having ''already won'' his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as ''[[Wikipedia:Awesome Possum|Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt]]'', which also sucked, but not to this extent) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.


References made on box art:  
References made on box art:  
*[[4-cent garbage]] symbol underneath CWC's foot
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]] symbol underneath CWC's foot.
*The cracked helmet of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]
*The cracked helmet of [[Mary Lee Walsh]].
*[[Merried Seinor Comic]]'s sword arm from [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|Sub-Episode 4]]
*[[Merried Seinor Comic]]'s sword arm from [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|Sub-Episode 4]].
*A Delicious Wooden Badge referenced on the cover of [[Sonichu 4|issue #4]]
*The [[Jerkhief]]'s delicious wooden badge, referenced on the cover of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]
*The remains of the purple staff containing [[Count Graduon]]
*The remains of the purple staff containing [[Count Graduon]].
*Naitsirhc's blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing homosexual makeover  
*[[Naitsirhc]]'s blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing [[homos]]exual makeover .
*The gray thing with red things stemming from it is the [[Robotnik]] medallion that Sonic showed Sonichu in [[Sonichu_1#Episode_5:_.22Informal_Meeting.22|Episode 5]]
*The [[Robotnik]] medallion that [[Sonic]] showed [[Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 1#Episode 5: "Informal Meeting"|Episode 5]].
*Chris's [[Gitar of Fail]] (pointing in the wrong direction compared to the strap across his chest)
*Chris's [[Gitar of Fail]] (pointing in the wrong direction compared to the strap across his chest).
*Chris's car with a [[Vanity Plate of Fail|Sonichu license plate]].
*[[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] with a [[Vanity Plate of Fail|Sonichu license plate]].
*Chris is shown wearing the [[Belt Buckle of Fail]].


For a time, the CWC's Adult Chronicles illustration graced a console cover attached to Chris's original PS3. Chris preserved that cover as a "memento" after [[The MovingFoward videos|destroying the console]], but then transplanted it onto a new (old [[obesity|fat]] model) PS3 that he got with [[Monthly tugboat|your money]] shortly afterwards.
For a time, the ''Adult Chronicles'' illustration graced a console cover attached to Chris's original [[PS3]]. Chris preserved that cover as a "memento" after [[The MovingFoward videos|destroying the console]], but then transplanted it onto a new (old, big model) PS3 that he got with [[Monthly tugboat|your money]] shortly afterwards.


==Psychology==
==[[Shigeru Miyamoto]]'s response to the game==
[[Image:ShigerumiyamotoEmail.jpg|650px|center]]


This "game" is a clear indication of the self importance Chris has build up about himself, that anyone would be interested in playing a game where the "hero" is an Autistic, Guitar Wielding, overweight, disgusting pig of a man fighting trolls on the internet is beyond any normal, rational thinking human being, but for Chris, its just another day in the park.  
==(Fanmade) CWC Adult Chronicles==
In [[June 2014]], a demo was released of an actual, fan-made Adult Chronicles game; which in [[December 2014|December]] was upgraded to its alpha stage. The game itself is still in the making, but needless to say, is quite high quality for a flash [[Parody|parody]]; proving, [[Asperchu|yet again]], that even when purposely making something terrible in response to Chris, it can still turn out good, if not better than the [[Sonichu (comic)|original piece]]. The website, featuring trailers, updates, and of course, the game, can be found [http://maplechan22.wixsite.com/cwcadultchronicles here]. The game seems to be inspired by retro RPGs. As of now it remains under development and an official release date is still unconfirmed.


This single article of evidence proves that Chris's psyche is broken beyond repair. Up until this "game", the Sonichu franchise games have at least featured Sonichu as the main character. This game has Sonichu tangentially featured as a disembodied, floating chest and head. It's important to realize that Chris didn't even bother to finish the drawing of Sonichu and Rosechu, they are merely half finished ghostly apparitions in the corner of the cover. The amount of narcissism that this "game" presents simply oozes out of the poorly drawn, even for Chris's standards, cover.
In [[November 2015]], Chris discovered the fangame's existence. It goes without saying that he [[Doxing Jeff/Francine|was not pleased]].


The word Chronicle denotes that this is a historical document, that is cataloging a series of events, in chronological order. We must therefore understand that this "game" is designed to be the ultimate in unwarranted self importance, describing the minutia of "events" that has defined Chris as an Adult: getting trolled.
The game was actively updated until late [[July 2021]], when it was put on hiatus following the allegations that Chris [[Affair with Mother|had committed incest with his own mother]]. Progress on the game has since resumed, and a beta version was released in [[February 2024]].


The most important thing to take away from this "game" is that it is not part of the Sonichu canon, it was not designed to fit in with Sonichu Advance, Sonichu Adventure, etc. This game was made after the fact (due to the inclusion of the [[4-cent garbage]] logo), and each and every one of you is to blame for this blight on the face of the internet.
In [[August 2024]], in a reply to a tweet announcing the release of a new update, Chris reassured everyone that he still does not approve of the game.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#Chris doesn't approve fan game]]</ref>


==[[Shigeru Miyamoto]]'s response to the game==
==Later developments==
[[Image:ShigerumiyamotoEmail.jpg|650px]]
After half a decade of not mentioning the game, in [[July 2021]], Chris claimed that "the actual game, already exists in C-197 in fully programmed media." He also complained that the fangame in this dimension consisted of "mainly interpretations and misinterpretations of my adult years post-High School Graduation from the context and lack of context available online. <ref>[[WCT DMs#Adult Chronicles exists in C-197]]</ref>


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==External links==
==Fan Videos==
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IPI7DJE8 Play it! (RPG Maker adaptation)]
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{{References}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Sonichu Games}}
{{Sonichu Games}}
 
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“ And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the Jerkops, I will kick Mary Lee Walsh into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my Electric-Hedgehogs, my mother and father, my Closest Gal-Pals who I've grown to love; Megan Schroeder and Anna McLerran to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my Dark Half. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3 (with downloadable content); screw the HEX-Box. ”
From An Important Update.
Probably the most unintentionally accurate depiction of how Chris views real adult life.
To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.

Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles is Chris's ill-conceived, narcissistic video game idea where one plays as Chris trying to fight Jerkops to find a true sweetheart and kill Mary Lee Walsh, with Sonichu and Rosechu as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.

Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during Miyamoto Saga and in The Sonichu Chronicles, Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life... Which, ironically, would be befitting as an adaptation of his comic, which is about himself more than it is the title character.

The game is (ostensibly) currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, PS3, and Wii, and it should absolutely never be made for the HEXBox. (Fans have waited to find out if the title will be redeveloped for newer generations of consoles.)

On 4 October 2017, Chris mentioned his Adult Chronicles game again in a Q&A he did for Kiwi Farms. He said:

Mm. Oh yeah, um... Adul-- The... heh. There was a video game of my adult life to be made, it would have to be something like a choice-making game like, either Life Is Strange or Gone Home. I like both of those, both of those are really good.

Strangely enough, Gone Home is not a choice-making game or at all similar to Life Is Strange; it is a mod of the survival horror game Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Cover

In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having already won his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt, which also sucked, but not to this extent) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.

References made on box art:

For a time, the Adult Chronicles illustration graced a console cover attached to Chris's original PS3. Chris preserved that cover as a "memento" after destroying the console, but then transplanted it onto a new (old, big model) PS3 that he got with your money shortly afterwards.

Shigeru Miyamoto's response to the game

ShigerumiyamotoEmail.jpg

(Fanmade) CWC Adult Chronicles

In June 2014, a demo was released of an actual, fan-made Adult Chronicles game; which in December was upgraded to its alpha stage. The game itself is still in the making, but needless to say, is quite high quality for a flash parody; proving, yet again, that even when purposely making something terrible in response to Chris, it can still turn out good, if not better than the original piece. The website, featuring trailers, updates, and of course, the game, can be found here. The game seems to be inspired by retro RPGs. As of now it remains under development and an official release date is still unconfirmed.

In November 2015, Chris discovered the fangame's existence. It goes without saying that he was not pleased.

The game was actively updated until late July 2021, when it was put on hiatus following the allegations that Chris had committed incest with his own mother. Progress on the game has since resumed, and a beta version was released in February 2024.

In August 2024, in a reply to a tweet announcing the release of a new update, Chris reassured everyone that he still does not approve of the game.[1]

Later developments

After half a decade of not mentioning the game, in July 2021, Chris claimed that "the actual game, already exists in C-197 in fully programmed media." He also complained that the fangame in this dimension consisted of "mainly interpretations and misinterpretations of my adult years post-High School Graduation from the context and lack of context available online. [2]

Gallery

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  • Cwc adult chronicles - xbone.jpg


Fan Videos

Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles Gameplay Trailer
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Direct link Youtube, archive
Stardate 28 August 2012
Made By CWCAdultChronicles
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Adult Chronicles 2 teaser 1
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Stardate 30 August 2009
Made By dadatsointsoin
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


AVGN Reviews Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles alter
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Stardate 5 November 2017
Made By Craig Smith
Other Info An slightly changed-up version of the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxEAPXUbBOM
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos


Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles
Click to load content
Stardate 4 October 2019
Made By Jonny Of The Internet
Other Info A playthrough
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

References

  1. ↑ August 2024 social media posts#Chris doesn't approve fan game
  2. ↑ WCT DMs#Adult Chronicles exists in C-197

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