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'''If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man''' is the third track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song [[Wikipedia:If You Were a Woman | "'''If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man'''" is the third track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. It is a cover of the song "[[Wikipedia:If You Were a Woman (And I Was a Man)|If You Were a Woman (And I Was a Man)]]" by [[Wikipedia:Bonnie Tyler|Bonnie Tyler]], and Chris's [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|second]] Bonnie Tyler cover. | ||
Considering Chris's rampant homophobia, it's interesting that Chris, being (formerly) a "straight male," is singing to someone "[[Homos#Evidence against Chris's heterosexuality|If [he] were a woman.]]" | |||
== Audio == | == Audio == | ||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = | | name = If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man | ||
| | | ytid = W3ug7JJgi6E | ||
| stardate = [[November 2011]] | | stardate = [[November 2011]] | ||
| subject = {{Music|text}} | | subject = {{Music|text}} | ||
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}} | | style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}, {{Homos|text}} | ||
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}} | | saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}} | ||
| shirt = | | shirt = | ||
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Wo, wooo, woooo, wo … | Wo, wooo, woooo, wo … | ||
[''Late start''] -‘s it feel to be a woman,<br> | |||
How’s it feel to be a man,<br> | How’s it feel to be a man,<br> | ||
Are we really that different,<br> | Are we really that different,<br> | ||
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Oh baby, we’re-w-we’re just one day. | Oh baby, we’re-w-we’re just one day. | ||
If you were a woman, and I was a man,<br> | [[Homos|If you were a woman]], and [[Tomgirl|I was a man]],<br> | ||
Would it be so hard to understand?<br> | Would it be so hard to understand?<br> | ||
That a hearts a heart, and we do what we can.<br> | That a hearts a heart, and we do what we can.<br> | ||
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… If you were a woman, and I was a man! | … If you were a woman, and I was a man! | ||
How’s it feel to be the hunter.<br> | [[Chris and rape|How’s it feel to be the hunter.]]<br> | ||
How’s it feel to be the prey.<br> | [[Chris and rape|How’s it feel to be the prey.]]<br> | ||
Is there really a reason for this game we play? | Is there really a reason for this game we play? | ||
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{{The Tomgirls}} | {{The Tomgirls}} | ||
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]] | [[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]] | ||
[[Category:Music]] | |||
Latest revision as of 20:24, 13 September 2021
"If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man" is the third track from SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD by Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. It is a cover of the song "If You Were a Woman (And I Was a Man)" by Bonnie Tyler, and Chris's second Bonnie Tyler cover.
Considering Chris's rampant homophobia, it's interesting that Chris, being (formerly) a "straight male," is singing to someone "If [he] were a woman."
Audio
| If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man | |
| Direct link | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | November 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Music
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| Performance Style |  Comedy  Crazy,  Homos
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| Saga |  Jackie  Tomgirl
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| Other |  Leaked
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Lyrics
Wo, wooo, woooo, wo …
[Late start] -‘s it feel to be a woman,
How’s it feel to be a man,
Are we really that different,
Tell me where you stand
I look at ‘chu, you look away.
Why do you say “we’re night and day”
I’d like to try another way.
Oh baby, we’re-w-we’re just one day.
If you were a woman, and I was a man,
Would it be so hard to understand?
That a hearts a heart, and we do what we can.
If you were a woman, and I was a man.
… If you were a woman, and I was a man!
How’s it feel to be the hunter.
How’s it feel to be the prey.
Is there really a reason for this game we play?
I look at ‘chu, you look away,
Why do you say, “we’re night and day”.
I’d like to try another day,
(sudden stop) … Oh darlin’… just one more day.
If you were a woman, and I was a man
Would it be so hard to understand?
Cause-cause there-theres a heart, and we do what we can.
If you were a woman, and I was a man.
… If you were a woman, and I was a man.
Hey … we’re just two people tryin’ to love.
But how … how can we love.
… with this wall between us, holding us back!
If you were a woman, and I was a man
Would it be so hard to understand?
That a hearts a heart, and we do what we can.
If you were a woman, and I was a man.
If you were a woman, and I was a man!
If you were a woman, and I was a man!
… you were a woman, and I was a man!
It-It be so hard to understand?
That a hearts a heart, and we do what we can.
If you were a woman, and I was a man.
If you were a woman, and I was a man.
(Sings a few notes of the last instrumental)
Dun, dun dun dunnn …
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