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Revision as of 20:03, 19 December 2009
Cerah (sometimes spelled Cera), Christine and Robbie are the children of Sonichu and Rosechu. Cerah is the oldest, then Christine, and finally Robbie.[1]
Christine is a "Shining Rosey" according to Chris.[1] Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of Pokémon canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "shiny"), because Chris lives, breathes, eats, and shits Pokémon. Chris also seems to believe that his readers are also Pokéfags like him, because he assumes that everyone understands what the term "shiny" means, and thus neglects to elaborate any further.
Appearances
The kids' most prominent appearance to date is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. They've also been seen in a one-page insert in Sonichu Issue 9, as well as begetting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist a hideous manchild in his quest for balls.
The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's loins have also appeared in A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story, and in Sonichu 11. Sonichu 11 is where Chris started making comics of said Christmas Story. Here we learn that Christine is no longer a virgin, and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible.
Why Sonichu's kids are so terrifying
Although Chris is historically bad at character design, Sonichu's children are examples of nightmare fuel: artwork that is unintentionally disturbing. Although Chris didn't mean for them to look like hideous, unnatural monstrosities, they appear to be that way for several reasons:
1. Their bright green eyes with slits for pupils are reminiscent of a predatory animal.
2. Their pink, hairless arm-stubs among the most phallic things Chris has drawn.
3. Robbie's face is a jaundiced, emotionless death mask. He has also perfected Chris's creepy stare. Christine (the purple one) appears like the bloated, waterlogged corpse of an infant.
4. Their mouths are blood-red, gaping, toothless maws, from which needle sharp teeth could erupt at any second.
5. Although their bodies appear useless for any kind of physical motion, Robbie appears to be able to levitate under his own power.
6. The odd, hairless patch on Robbie's torso looks to be more a product of disease than of character design.
7. Like all male Sonichus, Robbie is naked except for his footwear. Male Sonichus have internal genitalia, but they're only one involuntary erection from indecent exposure at all times. With any other pantsless cartoon character this wouldn't be an issue, but Chris found it necessary to explain how his characters fuck in gory detail. Even though Sonichu is a children's comic. So as Robbie Sonnie is draining your blood, he'd probably become sexually aroused from your screams and would start having sex with your open wounds, because it looks like that's how he rolls.
Fan art
The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fan art. In August, 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's frolicking children was emailed to Chris. He did not appreciate it, for some odd reason.