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| Stardate      = 27 March 2009
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| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats|Violence]]
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| Performance Style  = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Performance Style  = {{Rage|text}}
| Saga          = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde Cash]] saga
| Saga          = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde Cash]] saga
| Shirt          = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] The Napoleon
| Shirt          = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] The Napoleon

Revision as of 05:16, 28 April 2010

Chris was enraged over the fact that this picture, along with some information about Ivy, was leaked.
A short summary of the video.

"CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009" (officially "CWC Update!!!!! 03272009") is a video in which Chris, outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, blew his stack and expressed his outrage through the only outlet he has, by yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.

In the video, Chris threatens repeatedly to stop drawing the comics, which is pointless since he will never stop working on his comics as long as he's willing to do whatever his fake girlfriends tell him to do. That, and nobody really gives a crap about his shitty comics anyway, so announcing the ceasing of production on the comics is quite pointless, even though he is pretty much punishing his fanbase for his own dumb mistakes. (Perhaps this one of MANY reasons why his fanbase is turning to Asperchu...)

He also vows to take samples of Clyde Cash's handwriting to the police (you know, the same people he hates for interfering with his Love Quest) who are sure to see his side of the story this time. Just how the cops are going to be able to use Clyde's handwriting to locate Clyde and arrest him is never made clear.

Video


CWC Update! 27 March 2009
Stardate 27 March 2009
Subject Matter ViolenceViolence Violence
Performance Style RageRage Rage
Saga Clyde saga.png Clyde Cash saga
Shirt Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png The Napoleon
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Transcript

[deep breath] Captain's Log. I believe it is the 27th.

Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about my girlfriend, even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from high school.

But anyway, I—apparently my, my sw—my—I—I wi—I swear to God that—cont—that any—ANY...thing to intrude in my life to make me feel—in my life and within my family... [balls hand into fist, overcome with rage] Nnngh! I swear to God, the comic will CEASE! But also, I swear to God, that I will GO TO THE POLICE WITH EVERY HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY FAMILY! And we have hand written d—we have a hand-written... hand-writing from CLYDE CASH. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to the police; I swear to God, my family and I will go to the police! With all of this information.

So... in my romantic life, and amongst my TRUE gal pals, in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend:


BACK THE FUCK OFF


You back the fuck off. Or... I swear—also... myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side AGAIN! OR EVEN WORSE!


EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH! I WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!


I WILL PAWCH HIS LIGHTS OUT!

If I ever MEET that bastard! In person.

But anyway, I'll say it again. LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ALONE!

I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any FURTHER incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off.

Have a good day.

Fan videos

Get back Clyde Cash, you don't know me like that!
Stardate 28 III 2009
Made By falsionmkii
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos
Tour of Chris's House Chris's videos Chris Sings Lovin' You

Clyde vs. Chris

Clyde's Introduction: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Clyde Cash the kid video | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 |

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition

Chris vs. Clyde: Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack

Jackie: DrainedCreativity


Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial