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After having received a blessing from Chris's best [wo]man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] decide it is time to share an [[Sex|inti moment]], and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable ''MLP'' fans would hesitate to identify as a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the [[Pokémon|Boulder Badge]]. | After having received a blessing from Chris's best [wo]man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] decide it is time to share an [[Sex|inti moment]], and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable ''MLP'' fans would hesitate to identify as a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the [[Pokémon|Boulder Badge]]. | ||
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Revision as of 08:14, 29 June 2011
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My Little Pony (MLP) is a line of toys intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by Megan. Chris has several MLPs made with hair from his head.
The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from Naruto and Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, and horrible Mary Sues such as Cheroki-Chan, who is clearly based on the comic-book version of Chris, and Crystal, whose origin is obvious.
In Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009, you can see his My Little Ponys hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is straight all right... According to Chris, he's given them up[citation needed]. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?
In the comics
Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, Sonichu Special 2 reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts in a display of what for him would be a lovely wedding.
After having received a blessing from Chris's best [wo]man Sarah Hammer, the recently united Chris and Ivy decide it is time to share an inti moment, and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable MLP fans would hesitate to identify as a badly-drawn Rainbow Dash, which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge.
Gallery
The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness | |||
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Chris' creations | Original | TCG? In My Ponies? | Notes |
Cheroki-Chan | Pony in Seaspray Pose | Chris's depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few quirks, likes to draw and color, but above all, he is noble and honorable. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a sweetheart himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, possibly camouflaged. | |
Camo-Flage | Pony in Rainbow Dash pose | Posible representation of Megan Schroeder. She rejected Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.[citation needed] | |
Mimmbo Bo Boruto | Pony in Rainbow Dash pose | Custom pony based on and made for Daniel Mimms. Naruto is another inspiration. | |
Squall Metal Alchamest | Pony in Rainbow Dash pose | An inter-dimensional pony with motherly issues. Based on Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. | |
Crystal | Pony Cutie Keen Bean | Commemorative pony of Crystal, Chris's future daughter. | |
Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior | Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose | Camo-flage's older brother combined with the Pokémon Salamence. | |
Ty Game | Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose | Gamer Pony. | |
Bee Riana | Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right) | When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since. | |
Educait | Pony in Sunny Daze Pose | A nerdy Pony. It is of the Wallflower type. | |
Honeysumerah | Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose | Based on a shallow Pop Star. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway Family Guy gag, from "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein". | |
Modest Manna | Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose | Mormon pony. | |
Linnhadey | Pony in Beachberry Pose | 'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony | |
Federico | Pony in Beachberry Pose | Spanish Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise. | |
Bottom Beck | Pony in Diva Pose | Generic soulless and flavorless Pony. |