Difference between revisions of "User:FokkerTISM"

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Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires.

Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

HEXBox
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

Atheist
This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

JERK
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

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-[[Image:Niggersjews.jpg]]
-'''CHRIS-CHAN'S ARREST'''
-Words: FokkerTISM
-NIGGER: You punk! Pick the soap up NOW!
-CHRIS: I'm... trying...
-N: Do it:
-C: WAAAA!
-N: You're mine this time, you punk! You are going to say „Sonichu“. Make the „chu“ nice and long, bitch!
-C: Waaaa! WAAAA!
-N: Say „Sonichu“!
-C: Sonichu!
-N: No, make the „chu“ nice and long!
-C: Sonichu! Sonichuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
-N: That's it, bitch! You gonna make the „chu“ nice and long, you fucking cracker! You gonna say „Sonichu“, cracker! Make the „chu“ nice and long, honky!
-C: Sonichuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
-N: You like that, bitch!
-C: Sonichu! Sonichuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
-N: Yeah, cracker! You gonna be saying „Sonichu“ for me, for the rest of your life!
-Notes on the words used:
-* "Punk", in this context, means a male sexual slave, mostly in a prison context.
-* "Cracker" and "honky" are racist anti-white slurs.
-The only good Chris on this whiki is [[wikipedia:Chrisye|Chrismansyah Rahadi]], the legendary Indonesian popstar.
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