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'''2014''' has been quite the rough year for [[Chris]]. Starting off [[2011|like]] [[2012|previous]] [[2013|years]], not much had happened, nor really expected, until a [[Chris and health|coffee maker in the lower bathroom]] of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler household]] had started an electrical fire; thus, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burning down most of the property]]. Chris, his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], and a few remaining [[Clover and Snoopy|pets]] managed to escape, but were left in a [[Rental House|temporary home]] for the time being. Things went quiet for the few months that followed the inferno, until Chris had once again become active that summer, when he began petitioning off and bidding [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|original artwork]] on [[eBay]], [[Craigslist]], and other auctioning sites. With [[List of places that have banned Chris|mixed results]], it seemed Chris may have been recovering, both [[Chris and money|financially]] and in his [[Chris and art|self-entitled career]].


Unfortunately, it didn't last long, as by late summer/early fall, Chris had apparently found himself a new [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|sweetheart]], who was expected to be [[Kacey|yet]] [[BlueSpike|another]] [[Chloe|fabricated]] [[Ivy|lover]]. This speculation was met by even more false hope, in the form of "[[I Love You, Catherine]]", Chris's first video of 2014, addressed to (yet again) a new relationship he had apparently been in. It was later proven in [[November 2014|November]] that '[[Catherine]]' was in fact a [[troll]] persona (yet the anonymous sweetheart still remains a mystery), misleading Chris into a gradual bout of [[Stress|depression]]; also known as [[Weening|weening]], a practice which has been [[Trolls#Today|highly frowned upon]] by the [[CWCki Forums|community]]. Also, any hope of happiness he had when his Facebook friends helped him make a new [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]] was drowned in [[tobacky]] once it received immediate DDoS attacks from weens, got complaints over its name of "[[Asperger's syndrome|Sperg]]web", and began spewing 404 errors.
'''26 December 2014''' (aka The Game Hall Putsch of 2014) was probably the busiest day in Chris's life since he graduated, and is essentially 28 October 2011 all over again. Once again, Chris is in trouble with the law, and once again, it involves assaulting staff at a store. This time, though, it doesn't look like he'll get off the hook so easily.


With only a month left in the year, it appears to be that this is Chris's lowest point yet. And while his [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] still shined through a bit, such as with his irrational boycott of ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|Boom]]'', many have come to simply pity Chris for everything that's gone on in his life. It seemed that one happy moment was going to come this year, when Chris announced in [[December 2014]] that he was moving back to a newly-renovated 14 Branchland Court. That all changed, however, when [[26 December 2014|the twenty-sixth]] came by and a Tumblr user caught a video of Chris walking into a [[GameStop]] he was banned from, and macing an employee on the way out. Any ounce of pity points he had from the trolls and even his [[white knight]]s were completely gone by that point, not to mention the fact that he was even put in jail--[[28 October 2011|again]]. Although he eventually bailed out and went out of custody, he was still charged with a felony and has to face another trial come [[February 2015]]--and many possibilities of what will happen if he is declared guilty, such as him losing his [[monthly tugboat]] and even his house, are still floating in the air.


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26 December 2014 (aka The Game Hall Putsch of 2014) was probably the busiest day in Chris's life since he graduated, and is essentially 28 October 2011 all over again. Once again, Chris is in trouble with the law, and once again, it involves assaulting staff at a store. This time, though, it doesn't look like he'll get off the hook so easily.


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This template sits pride of place on the CWCki Main Page. It is a way of displaying some of the better quality articles on the CWCki. It is not usually the article that describes the most recent Chris-related event, though it often can be. Suggestions for new articles to be displayed here can be discussed either on this template's talk page, or on the CWCki:Community Portal‎.