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Description	Fake advertisement for some dating service.
Appears in	Sonichu 3, Page 30
Saga	PVCC/Attraction Sign
Source	CWC's Sonichu Site!
Date	20 June 2005 (cover)
Author	Christian Weston Chandler
Other versions	No known revisions.

ARE YOU ONE OUT OF TWO LONELY MALES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. IF YOU ARE, THEN… CALL RIGHT NOW! AND WE'LL SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND FREE! BUT BE CAREFUL, FOR IF YOU CALL NOW, LATE, OR EARLY, YOU WILL NOT GET A GIRLFRIEND, BUT A MONKEY, AND YOU DO NOT WANT A MONKEY! SO CALL RIGHT NOW! 1-800-RITE-NOW ❤️ THIS OFFER IS VALID ONLY TO 18 AND OLDER, GIRLFRIEND-FREE, VIRGIN MALES. BACKGROUND CHECKS WILL BE EXECUTED. ALSO, THIS AD IS STUPIDLY FALSE.

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+ARE YOU ONE OUT OF TWO LONELY<br/>MALES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.<br/>IF YOU ARE, THEN…
+<span style="color:violet; font-size:200%">CALL RIGHT NOW!</span><br/>AND WE'LL SEND YOU<br/>A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND<br/><span style="color:violet; font-size:200%">FREE!</span>
+BUT BE CAREFUL, FOR IF YOU CALL NOW, LATE,<br/>OR EARLY, YOU WILL NOT GET A GIRLFRIEND,<br/>BUT A MONKEY, AND YOU DO NOT WANT A MONKEY!
+SO CALL RIGHT NOW!
+<span style="color:violet; font-size:200%">1-800-RITE-NOW ❤️</span>
+<small>THIS OFFER IS VALID ONLY TO 18 AND OLDER, GIRLFRIEND-FREE, VIRGIN MALES.<br/>BACKGROUND CHECKS WILL BE EXECUTED.<br/>ALSO, THIS AD IS STUPIDLY FALSE.</small>
+|}
 [[Category:Fake advertisements|1-800-RITE-NOW]]
 [[Category:Pages from Sonichu 3|#030]]