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Revision as of 20:14, 5 December 2021

Holy Wrappers are bottle wrappers which Chris would write on and send to various people who send letters to him in jail.

Analysis

All of the Holy Wrappers that have been sent thus far are written like this:

Scrawled on the back of a plastic bottle wrapper:
The Joy of Gods, Goddesses, the Heavens, and the recombined new Earth! JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg Lord, Messiah & Savior, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart.

All wrappers have a drawing of a Sonichu cross, meant to resemble a human uterus, in the center.

On the left are the words:

The Joy of Gods, Goddesses, the Heavens, and the recombined new Earth!

And on the right are the words:

Lord, Messiah & Savior, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart.

In a letter sent to Kengle Chris explains how to properly use a Holy Wrapper, "laminate it, or cover it with shipping tape, attach it to a bottle (mainly for water and NON-ALCOHOLIC Beverages) to enjoy thy liquid consumptions [sic] with my Blessings, safely, from that bottle".

List of Wrappers Mailed

Front Back Product Date Sent Sent To
KengleCocaColaFront.jpg KengleCocaColaBack.jpg Coca Cola 30 October 2021 Kenneth Englehardt
11.8.21MailFantafront.jpeg 11.8.21MailFantaback.jpeg Grape Fanta 8 November 2021 Stories from the Penitentiary
Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 - part 3.jpg Coca Cola 30 November 2021 Celestia

See Also