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Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, [[2008]].
Captain's Log. Stardate: October 9th, [[2008]].


Y'all know who I am, so my message should be clear. I am here to dispel a couple of rumors that have been floating around. Firstly, my med--my Sonichu medal was not stolen. It was entrusted to my sweetheart, Blanca, who lives over in, uh, Kentucky. Rest assured she is not a troll, so nobody say otherwise. I have talked to her on webcam and video--and, uh, audio and have heard her voice over mic--over her microphone, to my speakers and headphones. And I also--And I also talked to her brother.  And he's a good fella. Anyway, I sent her--anyway, I sent her the medal, and even though some trolls nearby got a hold of it temporarily, she managed to get it back and sent it back to me, express.
Y'all know who I am, so my message should be clear. I am here to dispel a couple of rumors that have been floating around.
 
Firstly, my med-- my Sonichu medal was not stolen. It was entrusted to my sweetheart… ''Blanca'', who lives over in, uh, Kentucky. Rest assured: she is not a troll, so nobody say otherwise. I have talked to her on webcam and video-- and, uh, audio and heard her voice over micr-- over her microphone, to my speakers and headphones. And I also-- and I also talked to her brother… and he's a good fella.
 
Anyway… I sent her-- anyway, I sent her the medal, and, uh, even though, uh, s-s-some trolls nearby got ahold of it temporarily, she managed to get it back and sent it back to me ''express''.
 
So, anyway, with that-- uh, while the, uh, images on the back of the medal… ''were'' shown… [''inhales deeply''] I have decided to, uh, paint over those images, and, uh… fix my medal to be ''more'' unique-- that can definitely be separated from everybody else. [''gives close-up view of back of medal''] ''These'' Shrinky Dink charms - these three charms - cannot be copied. And I'll tell you something else that cannot be copied. I have modified it, with a little peg there… [''shows “promise” ring''] ''to hold my [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring…]]'' with my amnyfest stone on it-- my amnyfest birthstone.
 
[''removes ring from finger and sets it in medallion''] Try copy it ''now!''
 
So, anyway-- anyway, with that-- also, the, uh, DVD, th-- that was not stolen either. The, uh, Man in the Pickle Suit tricked me once again, by pretending to be a trusted gal-pal of mine. So… it was sent upon ''re-''quest with-- ''thank God'' I had the foresight to n-- to ''not'' make a copy of my director's cut, which has a lot more footage on it than any distributed copy has.
 
So, anyway, uh, with that… if you see any Sonichu items or the CWC DVD on it… do ''not'' buy them, because they are ''pirated'' and ''false'' - not authorized. Do not buy. And that goes for, uh, videos-- the videos-- the footage from the DVD on YouTube. Unless you've already seen them, do not watch them… or watch 'em again… 'cause it'll weigh heavy on your conscience.
 
Anyway, before I conclude this update video on this October 9th… I wish to, uh, also proclaim my love for my sweetheart. I love you, Blanca. I cannot bear to live without you, baby. So, please come here as soon as possible, so we can be together forever… my eternal love.


So anyway, with that, while the, uh, images on the back of the medal were shown [''panic attack''] I have decided to paint over those images, and, uh, fix my medal to be more unique that can definitely be separated from everybody else.  [''approaches camera and holds reverse face of medal up for view'']  These Shrinky-Dink charms, these three charms, cannot be copied.  And I'll tell you something else that cannot be copied.  I have modified it, with a little peg there, [''holds up fist to show ring''] to hold my [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]].  With my amnyfest stone on it, my amnyfest birthstone. [''removes ring from finger and sets in the peg of the medallion, demonstrating to the camera'']  Try to copy it ''now''.
[[Image:Cwclovesyababy.jpg|thumb|right]]
[[Image:Cwclovesyababy.jpg|thumb|right]]
So anyway, anyway, with that, also the, uh, DVD, th-that was not stolen either.  The Man in the Pickle Suit tricked me once again, by pretending to be a trusted gal pal of mine.  So it was sent upon request, with thank god I had the foresight to n-to not make a copy of my director's cut, which has a lot more footage on it than any distributed copy has.  So anyway, with that, if you see any Sonichu items or the CWC DVD on it, do not buy them, because they are pirated and false--not authorized.  Do not buy.  And that goes for, uh, videos--the videos, the footage from the DVD on  YouTube.  Unless you've already seen them, do not watch them.  Or watch 'em again.  Because it'll weigh heavy on your conscience.


Anyway, before I conclude this update video on this October 9th, I wish to, uh, also proclaim my love for my sweetheart.  I love you, Blanca.  I cannot bear to live without you, baby.  So please come here as soon as possible, so we can be together forever.  My eternal love.  I love you, Blanca. I always will. [''clutches stomach''] Mmmmm...pain me, it would just pain me if you die--if you...got hurt. So nobody better harm a hair on her, or else you'll hear from me.
I love you, Blanca. I always will.
 
[''clutches chest''] Mmm… pain me-- it would just pain me if you die-- if you… got hurt. So, nobody better harm a hair on her, or else you'll hear from me!
 
And also, the, uh, co-- and also [[Sonichu_8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008"|the eighteenth episode]] will be finished soon enough. So… to my Sonichu fan-- to my loyal Sonichu fans, ''thank you'' for your support.
 
[jump cut]


And also the, uh, c--and also [[Sonichu_8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008"|the eighteenth episode]] will be finished soon enough.  So to my Sonichu fan--to my loyal Sonichu fans, thank you for your support.  And have a good day or good night.
And have a good day or good night.


{{Captain's Log}}
{{Captain's Log}}


[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2008-10-09]]
[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2008-10-09]]

Revision as of 00:49, 5 June 2009

Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies. However, this "upgraded" medallion, which he is wearing in the video, is unmistakably a completely new model; Christian's apparent panic in the video all but confirms this.

Christian also comments on the leak of his DVD to YouTube, demanding that no one look at the footage since they're not supposed to. He also insists that it's not the "director's cut", which is a case of Chris poorly bluffing, considering the contents of the DVD have been posted on his website for full time for which the leaked DVD had exactly.

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Captain's Log. Stardate: October 9th, 2008.

Y'all know who I am, so my message should be clear. I am here to dispel a couple of rumors that have been floating around.

Firstly, my med-- my Sonichu medal was not stolen. It was entrusted to my sweetheart… Blanca, who lives over in, uh, Kentucky. Rest assured: she is not a troll, so nobody say otherwise. I have talked to her on webcam and video-- and, uh, audio and heard her voice over micr-- over her microphone, to my speakers and headphones. And I also-- and I also talked to her brother… and he's a good fella.

Anyway… I sent her-- anyway, I sent her the medal, and, uh, even though, uh, s-s-some trolls nearby got ahold of it temporarily, she managed to get it back and sent it back to me express.

So, anyway, with that-- uh, while the, uh, images on the back of the medal… were shown… [inhales deeply] I have decided to, uh, paint over those images, and, uh… fix my medal to be more unique-- that can definitely be separated from everybody else. [gives close-up view of back of medal] These Shrinky Dink charms - these three charms - cannot be copied. And I'll tell you something else that cannot be copied. I have modified it, with a little peg there… [shows “promise” ring] to hold my high school ring… with my amnyfest stone on it-- my amnyfest birthstone.

[removes ring from finger and sets it in medallion] Try copy it now!

So, anyway-- anyway, with that-- also, the, uh, DVD, th-- that was not stolen either. The, uh, Man in the Pickle Suit tricked me once again, by pretending to be a trusted gal-pal of mine. So… it was sent upon re-quest with-- thank God I had the foresight to n-- to not make a copy of my director's cut, which has a lot more footage on it than any distributed copy has.

So, anyway, uh, with that… if you see any Sonichu items or the CWC DVD on it… do not buy them, because they are pirated and false - not authorized. Do not buy. And that goes for, uh, videos-- the videos-- the footage from the DVD on YouTube. Unless you've already seen them, do not watch them… or watch 'em again… 'cause it'll weigh heavy on your conscience.

Anyway, before I conclude this update video on this October 9th… I wish to, uh, also proclaim my love for my sweetheart. I love you, Blanca. I cannot bear to live without you, baby. So, please come here as soon as possible, so we can be together forever… my eternal love.

Cwclovesyababy.jpg

I love you, Blanca. I always will.

[clutches chest] Mmm… pain me-- it would just pain me if you die-- if you… got hurt. So, nobody better harm a hair on her, or else you'll hear from me!

And also, the, uh, co-- and also the eighteenth episode will be finished soon enough. So… to my Sonichu fan-- to my loyal Sonichu fans, thank you for your support.

[jump cut]

And have a good day or good night.