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CChanSonichuCWC is the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and creator of the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]]. His artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many females with his medallions. He makes mad [[Clyde Cash|Cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon. CChanSonichuCWC has also been elected the mayor of CWCville after [[Jimmy Hill]] dropped out of the upcoming CWCville elections due to health problems. Since taking over as mayor of CWCville, CChanSonichuCWC has begun a wave of progressive reform movements including universal health care, expansion of labor unions, and most controversially, lifting the ban of [[Homos|Homosexuals]] and [[Niggos|African-American]] Peoples from CWCville.  
CChanSonichuCWC is the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and creator of the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]]. His artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many females with his medallions. He makes mad [[Clyde Cash|Cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon. CChanSonichuCWC has also been elected the mayor of CWCville after [[Jimmy Hill]] dropped out of the upcoming CWCville elections due to health problems. Since taking over as mayor of CWCville, CChanSonichuCWC has begun a wave of progressive reform movements including universal health care, expansion of labor unions, and most controversially, lifting the ban of [[Homos|Homosexuals]] and [[Niggos|African-American]] Peoples from CWCville.  


==Drama with Chris==
==Drama with Chris==
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In all seriousness, though, [[CWC]] has further demonstrated his total inability to understand satire and [[parody]]. Recently, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts | two]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009 | videos]] vehemently defending his claim that he is the original creator of [[Sonichu]] (Whoop-de-fucking-doo). CChanSonichuCWC has fired back with much more coherent, well-made videos, gathering him a cult of fans on [[Youtube]].
In all seriousness, though, [[CWC]] has further demonstrated his total inability to understand satire and [[parody]]. Recently, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts | two]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009 | videos]] vehemently defending his claim that he is the original creator of [[Sonichu]] (Whoop-de-fucking-doo). CChanSonichuCWC has fired back with much more coherent, well-made videos, gathering him a cult of fans on [[Youtube]].


[http://www.youtube.com/v/OX1wo9FQ_SA&hl=en&fs=1&" | Behold.]
[http://www.youtube.com/v/OX1wo9FQ_SA&hl=en&fs=1& Behold.]
 
On [[July]] 26th, 2009, Chris posted the following on one of CChanSonichu's videos:


On [[July 2009|July 26th, 2009]], Chris posted the following on one of CChanSonichu's videos:


== The Final Showdown ==
===The Final Showdown===


 
Hey, DUMBASS! YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!
"Hey, DUMBASS! YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!


I am Calling YOU OUT!
I am Calling YOU OUT!
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You are a Nerd and a Whimp!
You are a Nerd and a Whimp!


Have a good day.
Have a good day.<br>
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler"
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler
 
- Fake Chris calling Real Chris out.


==Irony==
==Irony==
 
[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|150px|right|If you look hard, you can see the TRUE, HONEST Sonichu medallion.]]
[[Chris]] has mocked the CChanSonichuCWC on several points:
[[Chris]] has mocked the CChanSonichuCWC on several points:


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It's a bad sign when you're fighting a mirror, [[Fail | and the mirror is winning.]]
It's a bad sign when you're fighting a mirror, [[Fail | and the mirror is winning.]]
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== Links ==
== Links ==

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CChanSonichuCWC is the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and creator of the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. His artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many females with his medallions. He makes mad Cash by selling said medallions at Otakon. CChanSonichuCWC has also been elected the mayor of CWCville after Jimmy Hill dropped out of the upcoming CWCville elections due to health problems. Since taking over as mayor of CWCville, CChanSonichuCWC has begun a wave of progressive reform movements including universal health care, expansion of labor unions, and most controversially, lifting the ban of Homosexuals and African-American Peoples from CWCville.

Drama with Chris

In all seriousness, though, CWC has further demonstrated his total inability to understand satire and parody. Recently, two videos vehemently defending his claim that he is the original creator of Sonichu (Whoop-de-fucking-doo). CChanSonichuCWC has fired back with much more coherent, well-made videos, gathering him a cult of fans on Youtube.

Behold.

On July 26th, 2009, Chris posted the following on one of CChanSonichu's videos:

The Final Showdown

Hey, DUMBASS! YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA BEFORE August 2, 2009. If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, YOUR NASAL VOICE IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

You are a Nerd and a Whimp!

Have a good day.
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler

Irony

If you look hard, you can see the TRUE, HONEST Sonichu medallion.

Chris has mocked the CChanSonichuCWC on several points:

It's a bad sign when you're fighting a mirror, and the mirror is winning.

Links