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'''Warning - Naughty Women ;)''' (officially '''10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)''') is a video in which [[Chris]] tries to use [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], a drawing of himself [[Fuck Quest|having sex]] with three female members of his [[Guitar Hero]] "rock band" as evidence against allegations that he's a [[homos|homosexual]]. He also specifically points out that one of them is [[Niggos|"half-and-half"]] to refute accusations of [[Racism|racism.]] | '''Warning - Naughty Women ;)''' (officially '''10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)''') is a video in which [[Chris]] tries to use [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], a drawing of himself [[Fuck Quest|having sex]] with three female members of his [[Guitar Hero]] "rock band" as evidence against allegations that he's a [[homos|homosexual]]. He also specifically points out that one of them is [[Niggos|"half-and-half"]] to refute accusations of [[Racism|racism.]] | ||
Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that he lacks the ability to [[Chris and reality|distinguish fantasy from reality]]. He also accuses trolls of being immature, while showing off a Rule 34 drawing he did of his virtual harem from a video game. Real mature, Chris. | Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that he lacks the ability to [[Chris and reality|distinguish fantasy from reality]]. He also accuses trolls of being immature, while showing off a Rule 34 drawing he did of his virtual harem from a video game. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Real mature, Chris]]. | ||
Interestingly, Chris '''only''' denies that he is [[SLGBTQ|gay, bisexual, or lesbian]] in the video. [[Transgender|Classic foreshadowing.]] | Interestingly, Chris '''only''' denies that he is [[SLGBTQ|gay, bisexual, or lesbian]] in the video. [[Transgender|Classic foreshadowing.]] | ||
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Warning - Naughty Women ;) (officially 10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)) is a video in which Chris tries to use CWCRockin4Way.jpg, a drawing of himself having sex with three female members of his Guitar Hero "rock band" as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual. He also specifically points out that one of them is "half-and-half" to refute accusations of racism.
Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that he lacks the ability to distinguish fantasy from reality. He also accuses trolls of being immature, while showing off a Rule 34 drawing he did of his virtual harem from a video game. Real mature, Chris.
Interestingly, Chris only denies that he is gay, bisexual, or lesbian in the video. Classic foreshadowing.
Video
Official description: Warning - Naughty Women. ;)
| Warning - Naughty Women ;) | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 10 October 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Homos,  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Rage,  Reason
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| Shirt |  Vertical Red
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous 9 October 2009 |
next Challenge for Clyde |
| “ | Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! I'm having sex with three women! | ” |
Transcript
Hmm, Captain's Log. The 10th of October 2009.
Now. I would like to make it perfectly clear, but first I would like to state... THE update [dramatic glasses removal] that will be on the CWCipedia tomorrah-uh-duh-later tonight or tomorrow. A few more pages for the numb nine book. So, look forward to that [short pause] good viewers.
Now, for those who DARE continue to mislabel me as dang gaaaaay, homosexual, or bisexual, uggh... [shakes head] I'm straight. I. Am. Straight.
[Chris approaches the camera by maneuvering around something off-screen, grabs the camera, and holds it close to his face]
And I tell you what. If I was a s-homosexual or anything like that, would I not-would I be having sex...
[angles camera down and shoves CWCRockin4Way.jpg fully into the frame, with strips of paper taped over the genitals and nipples, including Chris's]
..with THREE WOMEN? Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! I'm having sex with three women, and you know what? The one in the middle is half-and-half!
[Chris points camera back at his enraged face]
I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty immature skulls!
[sets camera back down with a forceful thud, meanders back to where he was originally standing by awkwardly stepping over the object from earlier, takes a moment to set himself]
Thank you very much [flashes victory sign with fingers] and have a good day.
[bends down to the controller to halt recording]
See also
- CWCRockin4Way.jpg, about the drawing itself.
- Chris and sex
- Chris and reality
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