Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles

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To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.

Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles is Chris's extremely dumb and narcissistic game idea where you play Chris trying to fight Jerkops to find a true sweetheart, with Sonichu and Rosechu as useless, but determined, sidekicks.

Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during Miyamoto Saga and in The Sonichu Chronicles, Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about Chris and his failure to adjust to adult life.

The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, PS3, and Wii, it should absolutely nevAr be made for the Hex Bawx.


Cover

In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having already won his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.

References made on box art:

Shigeru Miyamoto's response to the game

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