Talk:Sandy Rosechu

This Sandy character is a clear derivative of Simonchu. I wonder how Evan will react to it. Hopefully, it will be with another lawsuit. It's obvious that Chris didn't learn his lesson the first time, so we might as well whip him again. --BreadGod 15:53, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Sandy IS simonla with a very slightly different haircut. I hate Chris so much.--Beat 16:31, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

I know. He made good on his promise to kill of Simonla, but he later decides to spit in the face of Evan by bringing her back in an almost identical body. --BreadGod 17:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

You just know he's going to bring Simonla back in some way. Evan wanted him to stop using the character altogether, not just kill her off. She's going to reappear as a vision to Sandy or Wild or someone. Fuck.--AIDSandstuff 17:45, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Date-ed, when Wild and Simonla hooked up, was in April. Director Amenities happened in August. Using the 99-day gestation period, Sandy was concieved in early May. Wild and Simonla never married. Sandy is the first Rosechu born out of wedlock. There is so much wrong with this. --OFSheep 19:03, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

At least Chris didn't say they were married, not yet. --Marco 19:26, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Awesome Sandy/Lisa fusion pic. --Kettle5000 19:45, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

You know what's weird? Sandy evolves into a Rosechu, reaches level 25 and gains fourth-grade intelligence in less than a week, while Sonichu's children haven't changed at all. Does this mean even Chris recognized those abominations are retarded, even the context of the comic? --ninjaclown 22:14, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Y'know, when I saw Sandy evolve, I couldn't help but think "What about the other kids?". God knows how long they've been like that. Also, Sandy's Rosechu form resembles nothing of her Rosey form... Which is either a retarded mistake, or that means Robbie, Cera and Christine is probably look different IF they evolve. That being said, doesn't maximum happiness make the grow up? Sooo... That leaves to question the parenting of Rosechu and Sonichu... AsperGirl 20:37, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

I'd say Chris's desire to shove Sandy in Evan's face as a "clever" loophole and get revenge outweighs any rational thought or realization that the demon spawn are god-awful creations. If he hasn't realized that Sonichu is an unoriginal recolor in ten years, he won't realize that Sonichu's children are among his worst creations ever. --GodBear 22:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

I think that Chris is taking hints from Twilight (another author-appeal Mary-Sue-fest literary travesty with invincible heroes, oddly enough, although still not as bad as Sonichu) on super speshul kids. Renesmee, like Sandy, grows at a faster rate than a normal child and is (supposedly) amazingly smart for her actual age (IIRC); Renesmee was also created to be a love interest to one of the popular male characters, who imprints on her, and it may just be my imagination, but I can see pedofork undertones between Wild and Sandy. --Spandam-sama 00:06, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

I think the undertones are because Chris doesn't understand love in any form and can only take it from TV, which feature romantic love much more than parental love. There are much better places for pedophilia subtext in Sonichu. --OFSheep 02:00, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

• • • Well, considers how Chris acts toward his creation Rosechu. He thinks she's the sexiest Rosechu (furfag much? Well, we already knew that.), according to the common questions. Which means he'd fuck a Rosechu, and that's absolutely disgusting. He also scarred poor Sandy for life by allowing her to kill someone at a young age! A normal person would be psychologically affected by killing someone in that way! However, as the article says, she's a mary sue with less personality that a pebble, just like the other Rosechus. --Mikhail Faulken 03:33, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
      • A psychotic murder rosechu? Pretty much like Creepychu, i'd say, this particular rosechu took a step further in the comics, by being the first one to commit murder, isn't she? Basgon 04:34, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
        • The murder part bothers me much less than the "keep alive and in pain" part. That's the line Chris Crossed that I'll never be able to forget.--Beat 05:05, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
        • Speaking of which, the new picture added to this article is quite well drawn and detailed considering the news was only recently made light. Who drew it and where can I find them? --Ninjaclown 05:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
          • If you click the image it says Beat uploaded the picture, ask him. Basgon 05:44, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

• I added a small blurb about how Evan is technically Sandy's grandfather (if we go by CWC standards that a creator is the same as a father/mother). Hopefully someone with more artistic talent than myself can utilize this information for something.--AdderCress 01:45, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Here's a Thought: If Evan is Simonchu's father, and Chris is Simonla's father...wouldn't that make Chris and Evan homogay? I really wish the mailbags were still going onDouble Nega 15:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

"Time paradox"

Where did it show Sandy at ">1"? I've scoured the pages of the (albeit retconned) comic featuring Sandy, and could not find this. Is there an "original" that shows this? --SeventhBase 05:37, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

• Sonichu 10, Page 85 lists it in the bottom right panel as <1. Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 06:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

That's right. So why does the article say that Sandy was shown at ">1"? --SeventhBase 04:38, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

Simple, it's a typo. I'll go fix it. --OFSheep 03:32, 1 August 2010 (UTC)