User:Drclamhat

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THE TRUE AND HONEST CHRISTMAS STORY OF SONICHU AND ROSECHU

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, ROSECHU and SONICHU went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and ROSECHU hit SONICHU in his DUCK with a big SEXY iceball. It hurt a lot, but ROSECHU kissed it HETEROSEXUALLY and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really SEXY snow man!" ROSECHU said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" SONICHU said. "That would be more STRAIGHT and politically correct."

"I know," ROSECHU said. "We can make a snow ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up STRAIGHTLY and made a HETEROSEXUAL snow ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON. ROSECHU put on a SONICHU BALL for the CHINA. The ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON was almost as big as SONICHU.

"It looks STRAIGHT," ROSECHU said HETEROSEXUALLY. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," SONICHU said and held up a HETEROSEXUAL ROSEE. "I found this on a rock." He put the ROSEE onto the ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl LIKE THE HETEROSEXUAL CREATURES THEY ARE, AND NO SLANDEROUS TROLLS WILL SAY OTHERWISE.

SONICHU screamed VERY MANLIKE and ran but the snow ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON FUCKED him SEXILY.

"Nobody does that to my little STRAIGHT SONEE," ROSECHU screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON through the ANUS. It fell down and ROSECHU kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" SONICHU said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The ROSEE lay in the yard until a SEXY CHRISTOPHER CHRISTIAN RICARDO WESTON CHANDLER picked it up and took it home.