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• 1 May - Chris makes another post on Facebook titled "Hey, Trollies", where he continues to gloat over his alleged "victory" over the trolls (despite the fact that he's caused them no damage or humility whatsoever).
• 30 April - Chris posts on Facebook saying that the JenkinsJinkies gay camp experience story wasn't real, comments about his enjoyment over the news that one of his trolls has been caught by the FBI, and makes a gloating voicemail greeting.
• 28 April: Chris posts on Facebook that he knows of the CWCki forums and taunts the trolls with this knowledge.
• 26 April: Chris posts on Facebook that he aims to return to use of an Attraction Sign at Charlottesville Fashion Square.
• 25 April: Chris posts on Facebook about Derpy, a My Little Pony character. He's also given a ban from the Fashion Square Shopping Center.
• 16 April: After a two year absence, Chris returns to Twitter to wish death upon Michael Snyder. Meanwhile, Chris and Barbara are indicted and will be arraigned on their felony charges on 10 July.
• 8 April: In a private Facebook notice, Chris announces that he has finally lost his virginity.
• 5 April: The Ruckersville Two attend yet another hearing. They are to be sent to a Grand Jury on April 16 regarding their felony cases, with their other charges being rendered nolle prosequi.

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