User:Alopax

“	If I see one more freakin' pickle... I will create you in Soul Calibur III and beat you up like there's no tomorrow!	”
Everyone's favorite manchild.

Hi. I'm Alopax, and I sell propane and propane accessories.

This is me hard at work, editing the Cwcki. For srs.

"All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend! Mmm."

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

Lesbian This user is a lesbian. A female gaybian.

Transgendered This user is transgendered and would very much like to become the opposite sex. If Chris ever falls off the straight path, he'll join you.

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.

Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.

Kitty This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3

...QUIT READING MY PAGE GODDAMNIT.