Chris's Specimen Sample
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Chris's Specimen Sample, titled "horrible" by the uploader, is a video that was leaked on February 27, 2016 to the Kiwi Farms by Marvin. In this video, we see Chris walk up stairs to his kitchen, which is notably more cleaner than usual, and pull out his "speciman" in a tupperware box from a freezer. What Chris doesn't realise is that by throwing samples of Navy into a standard freezer, the ice crystals created ruined any cells in the samples, thus making them useless.
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Video
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| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 26 February 2016 |
| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Tomgirl
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| Other |  Leaked
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| previous Update: 2/25/16 |
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Transcript
Chris is sitting on his bed.
Chris : Hello [smark and Ellie?] this is- I'm Christine Chandler.
Pollo comes to investigate, and wanders in front of the camera.
Chris : [indecipherable baby-speak to the cat]
Chris : Anyway so, this is me and uh I'm the one who's uh (gonferna litmus?) sperm out put a- put a fresh sample earlier today I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment.
Chris : I guess I am a lesbian transform man [transwoman?] and I have I been famous write characters and books and whatnot for over a decade.
Chris : This is everything says true and I think I regret [would be things?] I've recorded in the past blackmailed into doing or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly.
Chris : Let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all.
(Chris gets off his fat ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his manboobs most of the way.)
(Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with something frozen in the bottom.)
Chris : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put down today, labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the older samples.
Chris : Yeah, that was like less than a year ago.
(Chris faces camera, smug expression on his not-remotely-feminine face)
Chris : Yeah well that's all very well and good and everything so hopefully y'all will all consider me for your donor.
Chris : Thank you and have a good day.