Sonic Totem
The Sonic Totem is something of a particularly frightening nature. The totem itself is currently shrouded in mystery as to why it exists, and how Chris managed to make it without making a huge fucking mess. (Or did he?) The totem has been featured very little in any of Chris's videos, howver, it did appear in IMG 3207, the video where Chris dry-humps a blowup doll trying to get a lesbian couple to mother his baby. It should be expected that Chris believes that this masterwork is an amazing creation due to his ego, as he has put it on full display in the previously mentioned video. Though, strangely, unlike anything before that Chris has done that he is proud of, he hasn't mentioned it at all in previous media, and IMG 3207, which is a very big mystery.
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